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I overthrow the world governments install a monarchy and declare myself queen, then proceed to lock you in the royal dungeons.

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Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:00 pm
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Guys, guys, don't worry I got my lockpicking to 100 in Skyrim I know what I'm doing an- *SNAP* There goes my only lockpick... Well, I'll just die down here... MY GHOST COMES BACK AND DROPS A POT ON YOUR HEAD

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Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:58 pm
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I use Fus-Ro-Dah on your spirit!


Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:17 am
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I come back and drop a pan on your head

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Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:23 am
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Where are you finding the infinite amount of movable objects!?

I fast travel because you technically don't count as an enemy. Just an annoying spirit.


Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:39 am
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...From the Dimension of Infinitely Moveable Objects, silly. That's where I got the super-fast intergalactic garbage wads to overrun your escape and bring you crashing down. (Good thing they take credit cards.)


Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:40 am
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Now that you are completely broke I charge you with "healing hands!"


Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:01 am
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One phrase to burn 'em all:

Y'all don't have avatars.

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Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:19 am
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It just makes us harder to target...

I smack your head off!


Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:56 am
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I throw that head at you. (I really gotta come to this thread better equipped!)


Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:33 pm
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i rip your skull out of the back of your head and beat you to death with it.

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I sink my teeth into your hand, causing massive sepsis and agonizing death as a result of savage hallucinations derived from half-remembered Paul Terry cartoons...


Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:27 pm
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I assault your brain with Abrahamic characters from texts most people barely remember.


Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:17 pm
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i impale you on a flagpole

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Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:03 am
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I superglue you to a wheel


Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:34 am
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I stuff you down the drain and then call a super-expensive, really incompetent plumber.


Fri Jun 22, 2018 10:38 am
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I escape and overflow, and cause extensive damage to your house.


Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:40 am
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Since the house's no use, I explode it with y'all inside.

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Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:51 am
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I escape through a hole in the wall, and, build an even bigger house made of cardboard around the ruins of the former house!


Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:53 am
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...with all the viscous bilge gushed forth from tsMKG's detonation, your puny cardboard edifice collapses around you, dragging you down into the noxious mire... Ewww, how vile!


Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:03 pm
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Remember kids, cardboard is very flammable.

As I end to say that, I drop a lit matchstick on the cardboard ruins.

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I temporarily merge my conciousness with the muck and flammable pollutive fluids in the mire, and, rise as a gigantic,flaming mass of muck and ashes, spewing flaming cardboard shreds at you.


Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:11 pm
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points a target painter at you from a cloaked position just out of range

[nearby loudspeaker] *De-e-e-e-et* nuclear launch detected.

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I swoop in and tackle-hug you at supersonic speeds. You cannot counter a hug!

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Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:53 pm
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I grab you by the legs, spin and throw you at the flaming monster.

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Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:15 am
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I throw the flaming monster at you (whew, hooray for asbestos gloves, man!).


Thu Jun 28, 2018 2:22 pm
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I hit you in the face with a brick.

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Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:59 am
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you lot are all within the blast radius when the nuke from earlier goes off.

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Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:38 am
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I GRAB

AND I THROW

the blast radius where the nuke goes off at you, Buster.

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Your mortal clash with Buster allows me to escape the radius, attain the strategic high ground, and pour a vat of tar-encrusted Fruit Loops over everyone. Hahahahahah...yuk.


Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:12 pm
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that's suposed to do, well, anything to someone who can somehow throw an explosion in progress? O.o

i create a string of convoluted time paradoxes that cause you to go crosseyed and start compulsively quoting austin powers

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Hardly a rub ... my rapid-fire quotations shatter your vulnerable cognitive processes and reduce all my rivals into gibbering soggy Fruit-Loop encrusted shaggers chasing phantasmical Mini-Me mirages.


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