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Author:  Sleet [ Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:50 pm ]
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This guy.

He was the original random facts guy.

Author:  Jimmy Jazz [ Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:13 pm ]
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Chuck Norris was forged in the fiery mountains of creation...







By Bruce Lee.

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:41 pm ]
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Chuck Norris can do pushups with only his breath

Author:  Beagle [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:46 pm ]
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The reason Justin Bieber is still alive? Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.

[/listens to Justin Bieber herself but thought that was pretty funny]

Author:  Private Elliot [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:17 pm ]
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Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.

Author:  Beagle [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:26 pm ]
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Private Elliot Wrote:
Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.


You're so funny Elly. Sooooo funny. [/sarcasm] XD


Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:25 pm ]
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:15 pm ]
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Chuck Norris's mention in my class makes everyone crack up

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:17 pm ]
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Everybody goes to sleep when Chuck Norris yawns.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:13 am ]
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chuck norris is chuck norris *most real one of them all*

Author:  copper [ Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:37 am ]
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Chuck Norris has been knocked unconscious only one time. He did it to himself just to see what it felt like.

Author:  Private Elliot [ Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:40 am ]
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.

Author:  Russiarules1 [ Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:35 pm ]
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Whoo, a thread about Chuck Norris!

Once when Chuck Norris was younger, he laid a small gas... it was so powerful that the gas went back in time. It was so powerful that Einstein felt it and discovered the formula of the gas. Days later, the Atom Bomb was created...

I just made that up...

Author:  dynaslash [ Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:22 pm ]
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Chuck Norris kinda doesn't like Chuck Norris facts.

Author:  NosWaster [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:03 am ]
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Chuck Norris IS the game.

Author:  Russiarules1 [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:04 am ]
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrable, you will win... forever.

Author:  Private Elliot [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:06 am ]
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You can't spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, as if you do, he'll roundhouse kick you to the sun for cheating.

Author:  Blue Braixen [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:10 am ]
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun and that's what ended the Ice Age.

Author:  Private Elliot [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:11 am ]
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris isn't backwards. He's right side down.

Author:  Russiarules1 [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:16 am ]
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Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Author:  Private Elliot [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:22 am ]
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Nazi zombies are born from Chuck Norris' beard. Hellhounds come from his hat.

Author:  Russiarules1 [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:07 am ]
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Chuck Norris


Enough said.

Author:  Gizmo36 [ Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:19 pm ]
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i usually don't like chuck norris jokes, *ahem* facts but most of these are funny, except for the ones i've already heard a million times. so, here's some
-If you have 5$ and Chuck norris has 5$, Chuck norris has more money than you
-chuck norris can moonwalk on the sun
-chuck norris can't shop at target. A quick glance at the logo will destroy it, and cause enough damage before chuck norris can get close to it
-Chuck norris pities mr.T
-chuck norris' blood can stain stainless steel..... that is, if he could bleed
-You may use "Brawny" paper towels, well, the "Brawny" man uses Chuck norris paper towels
B.T.W- i looked these up, the ones i know from memory either are dumb or have already been said

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