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Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:50 pm
by Sleet
This guy.
He was the original random facts guy.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:13 pm
by Jimmy Jazz
Chuck Norris was forged in the fiery mountains of creation...
By Bruce Lee.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:41 pm
by dalonewolf25
Chuck Norris can do pushups with only his breath
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:46 pm
by Beagle
The reason Justin Bieber is still alive? Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.
[/listens to Justin Bieber herself but thought that was pretty funny]
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:17 pm
by Private Elliot
Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:26 pm
by Beagle
Private Elliot wrote:Beagle is obviously Chuck Norris' son.
You're so funny Elly. Sooooo funny. [/sarcasm] XD
Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:25 pm
by Mr. Noms
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:15 pm
by Z-Zman
Chuck Norris's mention in my class makes everyone crack up
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 9:17 pm
by Blue Braixen
Everybody goes to sleep when Chuck Norris yawns.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:13 am
by Z-Zman
chuck norris is chuck norris *most real one of them all*
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:37 am
by copper
Chuck Norris has been knocked unconscious only one time. He did it to himself just to see what it felt like.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:40 am
by Private Elliot
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still Chuck Norris.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:35 pm
by Russiarules1
Whoo, a thread about Chuck Norris!
Once when Chuck Norris was younger, he laid a small gas... it was so powerful that the gas went back in time. It was so powerful that Einstein felt it and discovered the formula of the gas. Days later, the Atom Bomb was created...
I just made that up...
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:22 pm
by dynaslash
Chuck Norris kinda doesn't like Chuck Norris facts.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:03 am
by NosWaster
Chuck Norris IS the game.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:04 am
by Russiarules1
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrable, you will win... forever.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:06 am
by Private Elliot
You can't spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, as if you do, he'll roundhouse kick you to the sun for cheating.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:10 am
by Blue Braixen
Chuck Norris stared at the sun and that's what ended the Ice Age.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:11 am
by Private Elliot
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris isn't backwards. He's right side down.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:16 am
by Russiarules1
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:22 am
by Private Elliot
Nazi zombies are born from Chuck Norris' beard. Hellhounds come from his hat.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:07 am
by Russiarules1
Chuck Norris
Enough said.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:19 pm
by Gizmo36
i usually don't like chuck norris jokes, *ahem* facts but most of these are funny, except for the ones i've already heard a million times. so, here's some
-If you have 5$ and Chuck norris has 5$, Chuck norris has more money than you
-chuck norris can moonwalk on the sun
-chuck norris can't shop at target. A quick glance at the logo will destroy it, and cause enough damage before chuck norris can get close to it
-Chuck norris pities mr.T
-chuck norris' blood can stain stainless steel..... that is, if he could bleed
-You may use "Brawny" paper towels, well, the "Brawny" man uses Chuck norris paper towels
B.T.W- i looked these up, the ones i know from memory either are dumb or have already been said