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Author:  rempar11 [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:03 pm ]
Post subject:  CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

this game is about chuck norris so post any fact it can be real fake you can make up your own

i.e.
when chuck norris does a push up he pushes the earth down

Author:  Slippery-Q [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:07 pm ]
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Chuck Norris Fact: He had his butt kicked by Bruce Lee.

:>

Author:  The Game [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:30 pm ]
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you fail and win at the same time Slip.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. twice.

Author:  FlintTheSquirrel [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:06 pm ]
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Outerspace exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Author:  devils [ Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:49 pm ]
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He once beat a brick wall at tennis

Author:  dynaslash [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:08 am ]
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Chuck Norris has magma flowing through his veins.

Author:  Alex [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:32 am ]
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Okay, it's an old meme, but I guess I'll go with the flow:
He won a staring contest against a statue;
He won a staring contest against the sun;
He doesn't wear a watch, because he decides what time it is;
He doesn't read books, he just stares them until he gets the information he wants;
When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed if there's Chuck Norris;
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the earth;
Etc, etc...

Author:  44R0NM10 [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:53 am ]
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0

Author:  Tiggy [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:57 am ]
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Chuck Norris won the game.

Author:  Jack [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:59 am ]
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chuck norris can change time by starring at his watch and flexing his muscles.

Author:  Liam [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:10 am ]
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There isn't an evolution, just species Chuck Norris chose to be left alive.

Author:  Jack [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:42 pm ]
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chuck norris can grate cheese on his beard.

Author:  devils [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:51 pm ]
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow

Author:  Jack [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:17 pm ]
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if you look at any flag long enough, a 3D picture of chuck norris will appear.

Author:  Shinmera [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:58 pm ]
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Jesus walks over water, Chuck Norris walks over Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Author:  Zlashdrive [ Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:07 pm ]
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Chuck Norris actually died three years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

Author:  Sasothehyena [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:50 am ]
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The reason Osama Bin Ladin is hidding is because Chuck Noris is in America.
Chuck Norris only exists because he once round-housed someone so hard
they flew back in time, found a girl and had a son that they named... Chuck Norris.

Author:  Zander [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:59 am ]
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Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the earth and kick himself in the butt.

Author:  Dr. Prower [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:17 am ]
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Zander Wrote:
Chuck norris is so fast he can run around the earth and kick himself in the butt.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world in 80 days 80 times.

Author:  Rojo Ninja [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:11 pm ]
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Under Chuck Norris Beard is another fist!

Author:  FlintTheSquirrel [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:33 am ]
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Author:  Zander [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:37 am ]
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Chuck Norris is so fast,
he can punch faster then he can punch

(P>P = Infinite)

Author:  Jack [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:29 pm ]
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Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it until it stops growing.

Author:  rempar11 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:48 pm ]
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jack thats pretty close to devils post i mean its fine but... you know

Author:  Jack [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:40 am ]
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rempar11 Wrote:
jack thats pretty close to devils post i mean its fine but... you know


sorry, didn't notice. :p

Author:  The Game [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:13 am ]
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Author:  Jack [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:45 am ]
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The Game Wrote:
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


thats a good one! XD

Author:  Tiggy [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:12 pm ]
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When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

Author:  Rojo Ninja [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:16 pm ]
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Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that even Chuck Norris is afraid of Chuck Norris...


Yes

Author:  Zander [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:17 pm ]
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Chuck Norris.

Author:  Rojo Ninja [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:18 pm ]
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Zander Wrote:
Chuck Norris.


Exactly. Nothing else needs to be said.
XD

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:44 pm ]
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A few facts from what I remember...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Every night, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Some kids wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Some fear Death; Death fears Chuck Norris
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it'd rather be roadkill than stay on the same side as Chuck Norris

I made that last one up :)

Author:  fenning [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:16 pm ]
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Little kids pee their name into the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.

If Chuck Norris had a weakness, it would be his uncontrollable pure awesomeness.

When Chuck Norris plays Halo, he doesn't need to use virtual guns. He just signs in as Chuck Norris and all the other players kill themselves.

The only thing slightly comparable to Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, and even then the comparison is somewhat lacking.

Chuck Norris HAS to be his own father. How else could he have been born?

Chuck Norris. Nuff' said.


(I came up with all of those except the first one!)

Author:  Agent Sandwich [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:56 am ]
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Chuck Norris was the first guy to recite EVERY figure of Pi. 10 Times!

Author:  Wulven [ Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:10 pm ]
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Chuck Norris caught the Swine Flu, nothing escapes from Chuck norris.
Ever since he was born, the chances of randomly getting round-house kicked by him have increased by 1300%

Author:  p33wii [ Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:09 am ]
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Chuck Norris was in court for attempted murder. He was immediately released of charges because Chuck Norris does not attempt murder, he achieves it every time.

Author:  Tha Housefox [ Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:01 pm ]
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Chuck Norris tells the sun when to rise and when to set.

Author:  Wolf [ Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:55 pm ]
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Chuck Norris's bible does have pancake mix.

Author:  exranio [ Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:36 pm ]
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Chuck Norris allows furries to live because they remind him of his beard

Author:  Challenger01 [ Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:06 am ]
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo Reach, all his competitors instantly get the Red Ring of Death.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa and the Sun, at the same time.

Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping pills... he blinked.

The fastest way to a man's heart.... is Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If you ever ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he will always say "2 seconds till." This is exactly 2 seconds until he roundhouse kicks you in the face

That's all I can remember right now. And also, I think these all apply to Kevin as well :D

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