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Z-Zman
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 Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "why can't the mice leave me and my teddy bear alone. Maybe cause they like stuff."
...56 translations later we get:
"Even jvigahadeorado. It is important to note that the Magnetic field."
what the heck is jvigahadeorado.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "do nine men interperet? nine men i nod"
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"What's up with new people."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "We also have a bootleg version of- wait what's a ZHIB?!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Standard addition is sold in art?"
It's a metaphor for the economy.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread What I guess it's a fan of Shakespeare
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "I'm a captain in space command."
...56 translations later we get:
"My room and higher education."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread This needs to be Diss' new rank
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread First four lines of Bohemian Rhapsody, 10 translations later:
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread I translated the opening lines to "road to nowhere" by the talking heads, which go as follows:
Well we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been. and we know what we're knowing, but we can't say what we've seen. and we're not little children, and we know what we want. and the future is certain, give us time to work it out.
the result was:
But I know where we can get. But what I can not say we will do this. Our children know exactly what I wanted. Try in the future."
and because that wasn't that funny, I translated:
I have ADHD and am somewhat addicted to television.
and got:
And TV is not good.
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Z-Zman
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"Butter balls are always el Gránde with a chicken pot pie"
...56 translations later we get:
"Butter Chicken Cake Yierlande always."
the next one is crazier
"My dumb little window wiper has a huge !!! and a >_< inside his house that is also loud"
...56 translations later we get:
"Toilet trouble"
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread I started with something insane:
-I have invented contraceptive pies!
Translator:
-How can i get pregnant, bam!
Other versions of this:
I have a pregnancy, crepe find a way to stop it!
I have a pregnant, crack to find a way to stop it!
I crack it to find out how to stop, have a pregnancy!
Stg random:
-Follow me for i know the way!
Translator:
-Yes, i know.
Stalin:
-Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
Translator:
-The choice of weapons training.
Stalin:
-If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.
Translator:
-Minister of State for establishing a peace conference in the death of the United States, new blood vessels and the weather starts to deteriorate.
Gandhi:
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
Translator:
-Iran is the key to change the world.
O.o
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "All we know...is that he's called THE STIG"
...56 translations later we get:
"We all know the situation ..."
"Is that a punkawalla?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Hollow trees."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread The greatest line from "The Room":
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread I am not a nice person. I can be a cruel madman. Becomes: I am a man, he was worried and hate.  | | | | Code: A river of dreams, the whales of the night,
Lead the way to peace, a restful sight.
becomes:
Pope for peace in the middle of our goals.
But alas, the Sharks of Fear appear,
Inflicting the Whales with a painful sear,
Devouring the peace keepers with mighty jaw,
Drag me down to the nightmare's maw.
becomes:
Abdominal pain, Sterilization, and Fish, Sharks, fear of demand for the dreams of Cardinal.
But hope should not be lost today,
For tomorrow the whales will again play,
Frolicking in the peaceful waves
Of the Espace de Rêve
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However, peace talks in the future, I hope to meet the wave output of the allyed forces lost a series of games.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread | | | | Code: "to be or not to be; that is the question. whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them. to die; to sleep,"
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"No sleep problems and the king of pain and grief is harmful to the spirit of God dead in the war do not agree with."
"no more: and by a sleep, to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to; tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. to die, to sleep to sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub."
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"But I believe in life before going to sleep for pain and suffering, thousands of Deaths due to accident, not a dream, the dream problem."
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"for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause: there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life."
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"Death, with some changes in your life dream about the death penalty."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread This comic was created with the Bad Translator This was made using the maximum 56 translations, except for Peanut's dialog balloon in panel 2 because the end result was in characters my computer can't reproduce. I used 50 for that one.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Here, I started with a long piece of text and challenged the translator to boil it down to one word. This will take more than 56 translations, so I'll post every 56th:
I didn't get to one word like I hoped, but I got stuck in two words, for a long time I would project. So, I declare the winning word "kalunhansen".
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread you wash your hands with a grapefruit? weird. here it is in english.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread I put in "screw the rules, I make them."
I got... ah... " '[CENSORED]' the '[REDACTED]' ".
Let's try something else, then.
"To death, and the world's ending! Charge!"
became
"เสียชีวิตที่สิ้นสุดของโลก! Try it!"
Umm... one more time. "I think that my virtual peasants are plotting a virtual rebellion against my regime."
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"I think the real revolution in energy production." That's more like it. :3
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "This comic was created with the Bad Translator"
Becomes
"The text is translated"
"Thank you, but I already knew that."
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"I do not know much."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread It has become self aware 
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"What is this and how come it seems so addicting?"
...56 translations later we get:
"Very hard to get this?"
Original text:
"I want a large taco."
...56 translations later we get:
"What Taco."
Original text:
"Everybody get naked."
...56 translations later we get:
"Communication"
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."
...56 translations later we get:
"We reject the invitation to View the images on the screen."
Original text:
"Belief is the death of intelligence. "
...56 translations later we get:
"Death Whoo."
Original text:
"Common sense is not so common. "
...56 translations later we get:
"I feel different."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "This sentence is noticably different from the bottom one."
...56 translations later we get:
"The proposal is different and children."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread It seems to have moved, and unfortunately no longer can do 56 translations (it caps at 35 now for some reason). The site is now here↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread yet the example is still after 50 translations. it makes no sense.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread It don't work!
Come up with blank every time I press "translate".
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "Murder me."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"The African Union"
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"I think that's a political statement."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"The Political Declaration"
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "Winter wrap-up, winter wrap-up. Let's finish our holiday cheer. Winter wrap-up, winter wrap-up. Cause tomorrow spring is here."
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Composition and summary. Do You Want To. The composition of the synthesis report. For more information about tomorrow's resources."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"So... School or vacation?"
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Most schools or 501"
(am I the only one responding to the previous?)
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Hah! works now for some reason:
Original:
"Mayday mayday, we're going down!"
...35 translations:
"If you do not have to contribute to the sos."
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread "Has anyone ever been so far as to decide what to do more like?"
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"Dedicated To?"
Ahh, so that's what it really means!!!
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Holy crap! How could this have come out!?!:
Original:
"The customary procedures is as follows:
Buy wine from the local merchant
Get Christmas spice cookies from supermarket
And pudding with icing."
...35 translations later:
"The default value. Cancer was acquired by Mirchantgi Sobirmarkitand% agriculture"
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original:
'Do you want to go to the movies with me?'
18 translations later...
'Go to the movies with me.'
Pfft, someone's a bit demanding. >.>
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"I love my son. He's wonderful. Also, he's a ninja."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"My son loves the Ninja"
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original Phrase: I like Pie!
35 random translations later with Bing: Pepper
I now want to eat a pepper pie.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text:
"ATTENTION EARTH HUMANS THE ONE KNOWN AS RICK GRIFFIN, WHO IS ME, IS NOT INDISPOSED IN THE LEAST, NOR HAS HE BEEN REPLACED BY AN EVIL ALIEN DOPPELGANGER. PLEASE GO ABOUT YOUR ROUTINES PRECISELY, AND REMEMBER TO DRINK A WARM GLASS OF MILK BEFORE BED AS IT WILL HELP YOU SLEEP. "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"There is no Gelifen: fast, good strategy, but the other characters little alien, such as hot drink before going to bed, sleeping pills."
Some memorable translations include...
Like·gelifen, I was not in the least if not taken care of by replacing foreign early tend to also known as the evil people of the land. Please see the complete, remember to drink a glass of warm milk before bed because it will show that you sleep.
No, not Gelifen, because worry foreign people quickly to replace at least bad. See also: integration, do not forget, drink a glass of warm milk before going to bed, because it seems to sleep.
No, not Gelifen, that the foreigners are not good people to worry rapidement, at least. See, integration, don't forget, no, take the hot juice from a letter, before sleep, lie, it seems to us that a cup of sleep.
No, not Gelifen, at least not a good approach to the integration of aliens: what rapidemen, and don't forget No extra characters, for example, sleeping drink hot juice before bed, sleep in it.
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Re: "The Bad Translator" Thread Original text: "Rick Griffin said "Yup, the whole comic is currently on fire. I’ll throw sand on it or something and it’ll be up when it’s up, maybe 1-1/2 hours"." ...18 translations later, Bing gives us: "· Gelifen as you say YUV image; He called the life of sand, or whatever, maybe 2 hours." It seems that the bad translator has a nickname for Rick.
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Go ahead and send me a message, maybe we could talk about pie!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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