Housepets!

The aim of this game is to guess the common phrase/idiom/proverb/saying/expression from the overly-complicated and overly fancy way that the person before writes it.

E.g.
Player 1: "One member of class aves located in the metacarpo-phalangeal region is equal in value to two members of the same class located in a small to medium sized botanical specimen."
Player 2: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

If you get it right you get to create the next overly complicated expression!

Here's the first challenge:

"Each member of genus Rosa is in possession of a cortico-epidermal extension."

Good luck!

Every rose has it's thorns.


"I exclaim my outrage in a mildly blasphemous manner!"

OMG?


Should you be experiencing an influx of endorphins please indicate this sonically via the striking together of your metacarpophalangeal regions.

*claps* ?

fowls whose quills are of similar characteristics tend to stay not afar from eachother's relative positions when they wander by making use their wings.

You're on the right track, NAF, but not quite there!

Yours is "birds of a feather flock together".

Mine is still the one before that's yet to be solved. I edited it a little to make it more obvious.

"Should you be experiencing an influx of endorphins and should you be aware of this fact please indicate this sonically via the striking together of your metacarpophalangeal regions."

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! *clap, clap*

The cylindrical metal container used to store or cook food accussed another metal container used to extract substances from dried out leaves by using water in a transitioning state between liquid and gaseous of being covered by carbon particles

Pot calling the kettle black?

You are not in possession of any small cubes whose sides each have a different number of spots on it, ranging from one to six, and is typically thrown and used in gambling and other games involving chance.

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

A culinary vessel cannot ever be observed changing physical state from a liquid into a gas.

A watched pot never boils!
The Pluvialis Squatarola that awakens first receives the Lumbricus.

The early bird gets the worm.

This one's a catch phrase, so I'm not sure how many people will get it.
"The current situation indicates that now would be the right moment to use our shared abilities to smoothly change into a spandex-esc form designed for battle."

"beating a dead horse"

also I believe Lego's was actually "It's Morphin' Time!"

Ornate magically endowed baton of power, proceed to convert my creation of already monstrous visage and proportion into a form far greater than it is!

Close but no cigar.


"Acquire one object, receive another copy of the same object without the need for additional financial tender!"

buy one get one free.

Modulated square wave tone. Modulated square wave tone. I am a fluffy ungulate mammal.

Beep Beep I'm a sheep.


Sound made by felines. Sound made by felines. I am a type of cattle that produces milk.

Meow meow, I'm a cow.


Atmospheric conditions producing optical effects within the vicinity of 650nm in the evening produce an euphoric effect in those engaged in the husbandry of animals of ovine persuasion however the same conditions in the morning are an indicator that vigilance is warranted for those same people.

"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning"

A visual representation of an object has the same value as M sounds or combination of sounds that have a meaning and are spoken or written.

A picture is worth 1000 words

I am a high ranking and famous military officer, and have decided that this particular establisment is the most desirable to me, out of all similar establishments that exist within the confines of this space station.

"HULK SMASH!"

Masticate upon the one who is now speaking to you.

i think that might be "chew on this" but it could also be "bite me"... the fact that masticate means chew, not bite suggests the former, but the self-referential terms say the latter... hmmm...

I am encircled by individuals of debatable intellect and/or common sense.

"I'm surrounded by idiots."


INCORRECT RIGID BAR PIVOTING ON A FULCRUUUMMMMMMM!!!

Wrong lever?

FEMALE ASSISTANT, PERFORM THE ACTION!!!!

ZU LI, DO THE THING!!!!

There is no indication of the possibility of obtaining one's daily meridian sustenance without need for monetary or other exchange.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.


Whose is the benthic abode carved from the multiple fruit of A. comosus?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Well, if we're doing lines from show intros, Ahem...

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Can someone get the attention of the avian that appears to have missed his stage entry mark?

Feline warriors trained in both bushido and preparation of Psudo-Italian confectionery (Very good). If you are desiring confections topped with slices of an american style salami like sausage, who are you to contact by telephone?
feline warriors trained in both bushido and preparation of Psudo-Italian confectionery (Correct). they are efficiently dispatching the criminal element from the area and that is certainly not a fallacious exaggeration.

Minions? And fair enough on the openings thing. Shows can be changed a lot when shown in other countries.

The thing you just suggested might be the single most incompetent thing my audio receptors have ever encountered.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard?


"ANATIDAE TIME OF YEAR! LEPORIDAE TIME OF YEAR! ANATIDAE TIME OF YEAR! LEPORIDAE TIME OF YEAR!"

DUCK SEASON! RABBIT SEASON! DUCK SEASON! RABBIT SEASON!

I exist as retribution, I exist as after dark, I exist as chiropteramale

I am vengeance, I am the night, I am BATMAN!

More than their appearance would suggest.

More Than Meets The Eye.

if ones thermal tolerance is inadequate, perhaps proximity to the food preperation area is inadvisable.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

I'm gonna be a jerk and do something obscure...

Securing on with a device, Karate exclamation, Citrus Sinensis weaponry, long raised platform that runs from the back of the theater through the audience to connect with the main stage.

well, using my knowledge of you, minimal knowledge of Kamen Rider Gaim, and google:
Lock on, hiyah, Orange Arms, hanamichi on stage

that was pretty hard.
let's try a little less obscure (for american audiences)

proceed, proceed, elite military formation of the United States Army relating to energy consumed per unit of time. you potent, form altering elite military formation of the United States Army relating to energy consumed per unit of time

A Bohemian Rhapsody (after 4 months I think it's ok to just look it up)

Just to get things going again:

The vividly distressing somnial experience preceding the modern incarnation of many winter solstice celebrations.

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Which nomenclature does one apply to a desert-dwelling ungulate bearing atop their spine a trifecta of fatty deposits?

What do you call a three humped camel?

well, if we're quoting movies now...

"Condensed form of the opposite of manual, the artificial entity to whom i'm speaking adressed in the second person is to be granted an undesired removal from their usual series of assigned tasks!"