I slap TUAM to let her know that new avatar is seriously impressive...and a little intimidating.

I hit TUAM because I don’t know if anyone in this site actually likes me and it’s driving me nuts trying to figure it out.

I smack TUAM as a mark of the regard and affection you hold with the members of this site. A big mark. A big, red throbbing sore of a mark. Whoo, a little overkill, there.......

I slap TUAM for slapping Legotron123 too hard.

I slap TUAM for not slapping hard enough to assuage the guilt.

I slap tuam with a ticket for ilegally parking the thread.

I slap TUAM for giving a ticket.

I slap TUAM for Ralphing on Buster.

i slap tuam for busting ralph

I slap TUAM for excessive punning.

I slap TUAM because I have been gone for a while.

I TICKLE TUAM silly to welcome them back.

(It takes about ten seconds)

i smack welsh for not slapping someone.

I sock Buster for discouraging restraint on a thread devoted to us smackin' each other around.

I slap West as hard as I can for discouraging discouraging restraint.

then he gets a bonus slap for still not having an avatar.

I slap TUAM for hauling out that dusty old gem again.

I slap TUAM for not appreciating dusty old gems...

Being that "dusty old gem", I slap TUAM on the back in appreciation for his thoughtful compliment to an elder person...

Slaps NHWestoN for falling asleep in class.

now, if you're done with that, we'll get back to the sixteen hour lecture on the historic significance of calculus...Professor Stein would you care to continue?

I slap Buster for subjecting readers to psycho-physiological experiment that proves you really can die of boredom...

I slap Westo for slapping Buster.

I slap Legotron for slapping Weston for slapping Buster

`cause TUAM is so overdue for a smackin' .

I slap TUAM because he was the last one to post

I slap TUAM for waking me out of a case of slumbering thread inertia.

I slap tuam because I forgot what inertia means

I slap TUAM cause it's YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! It's your birthday and all I got you was ... whappo!!

I slap you in thanks, be prepared for my gratitude!

I slap The Silver Fox with a red slapping hand prop on a stick because I am a sucker for punishment.

I slap TUAM in celebration of such profound digital achievement as the first slap of what we are confident will become a brilliant career of pointless, vicarious, and fake fisticuffs...

I slap TUAM for um.............uhhhh..................hmmmmmmmmm.......huh, I forget for the moment.

Just, uh, bear with me and I'm sure something will come to me later.

I slap TUAM because I am overjoyed at being back after 3 months!

I slap TUAM because I'm offended by their reason!

I slap TUAM because I felt like putting them in their place!
...
even though TUAM is mod...
But still!

I slap TUAM for slapping a mod.

I slapped TUAM for having a flimsy excuse

I slap TUAM because space bombers don't seem like a a good idea... it would be so expensive and vulnerable...