Why You Slapped The User Above You

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:03 pm

I slap TUAM for finding a positive quality to physical assault...

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:10 pm

I slapped TUAM for not wanting a positive spins on slapping

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:15 pm

I slap TUAM for wanting slapping to be a positive thing

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:32 pm

I slap TUAM in self defense

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:38 pm

I slap TUAM in... anti-self defense?

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:43 pm

I slap TUAM for....not giving me any good ideas

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:47 pm

I slap TUAM for... Okay I guess I didn't give him anything to work with... So I guess I slap him because I have nothing better to do.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:53 pm

I slap TUAM so that I can use this slap fight as a cover to take some money and buy some chocolate....Imeanwhat...

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:56 pm

I slap TUAM for using this fight to steal money and buy chocolate... So unethical

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:00 pm

I remove my glove and use it to slap TUAM in a gentlemanly fashion for even insinuating I would do something so uncouth

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:02 pm

I slap you with a glove.
"I don't know how you're supposed to say it but fight me!"

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:06 pm

"Oh you wanna GO!?" he slaps you back with a glove

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:08 pm

Might as well join in... I'm gonna slap TUAM with a steel gauntlet, regular gloves are for the weak!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:16 pm

Of course, TUAM above me knows "this means waar!" (B. Bunny).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:26 pm

*slaps TUAM from inside a Jaeger*

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 9:35 pm

I slap TUAM after too much Jaegermeister....

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:24 am

I slap TUAM for not having an avatar.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:45 am

I slap TUAM for caring about other users avatars

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 10:46 am

I slapped TUAM because the thread won't let me tickle him behind the ears.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:16 am

I slap the user above me for alledgedly stealing my donuts

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:12 pm

I slap TUAM for crushing an innocent wall

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:41 pm

I slap TUAM for supporting preservation of crumbling concrete artifices.

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:37 pm

I slap TUAM for thinking that keeping walls (which could be part of a house) stable is a bad thing

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:00 pm

I slap TUAM for only listening to the wall's side of the story (I crushed it in self defense)

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:39 pm

I slap TUAM for neglecting the unmentioned dimension of this conflict, the feelings of the wallpaper.

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Tue May 15, 2018 3:56 pm

I slap TUAM for thinking that objects without metabolism have feelings

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue May 15, 2018 7:54 pm

I slap TUAM for thinking that wallpaper doesn't have feelings.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue May 15, 2018 8:27 pm

I slap for TUAM for wasting time debating the supposed emotional capacity of a thing that can't even be demonstrated to be alive, let alone capable of basic autonomy or rudimentary intelligence.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 16, 2018 12:29 pm

I slap TUAM for finding all the faults in my logic

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 16, 2018 1:06 pm

I slap TUAM for faulty logic....

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 16, 2018 1:25 pm

I slap TUAM for making fun of my faulty logic

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Wed May 16, 2018 6:23 pm

I slap TUAM for thinking that the the user above the user above me was making fun of your faulty AND-, NAND-, OR-, etc. gates

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed May 16, 2018 8:55 pm

I slap Tuam for taking the discussion of logic too literally... Or... Not literally enough?

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 16, 2018 11:17 pm

I slap TUAM for using any form of logic... LOGIC IS FOR THE WEAK! or something like that.

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Wed May 16, 2018 11:30 pm

I slap TUAM for disparaging logic.

"Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend from chaos, using reason as our guide."
-T'Plana-Hath, Matron of Vulcan Philosophy

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Thu May 17, 2018 2:34 am

I slap TUAM for making me use google

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 17, 2018 9:46 am

I slap TUAM for apparently not liking to use Google

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 17, 2018 12:01 pm

I slap TUAM because I can't slap Google ... logically.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 17, 2018 1:03 pm

I slap TUAM for wanting to slap Google, seriously Google is da best

MX682XM · Post by **MX682XM** » Thu May 17, 2018 2:32 pm

I slap TUAM for thinking that the google company is good