Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:11 pm**

...so he shoop da whoop'd himself into oblivion but he didn't die because he's CHUCK NORRIS, so he was transported by the beam into an alternate dimension where...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:13 pm**

he found himself on the housepets forum......

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:15 pm**

...so he roundhouse kicked you and I into the same dimension as him to punish us as the UFO came back and crashed into a hilltop releasing a deadly swarm of poisonous midget aliens who...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:18 pm**

I know this was done before...
danced to triller as the music blared from the UFO.......

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:22 pm**

...but then they all exploded at once and the entire town was flattened by the blast as a huge radiation cloud swept the earth and a super-massive earthquake hit Antarctica...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:24 pm**

But none of this was real as it all took place in.....

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:25 pm**

...the fourth dimension which then collapsed into itself making a black hole engulf the sun...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:27 pm**

Mettlebird wrote:...the fourth dimension which then collapsed into itself making a black hole engulf the sun...

You are hooked on disaster aren't you?

It turns out that it all took place in Mettlebirds head.........

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:28 pm**

...which then grew to twice it's normal size before it split and a group of evil midgets popped out of my skull and then they...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:33 pm**

Were greeted by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking them out of the room....

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:34 pm**

..and he then fixed my head and flew out of the room with his Chuck Norris powers only to be hit by a fighter jet that was going on an intercept mission to shoot down a(n)...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:37 pm**

Hot air balloon....

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:38 pm**

...which had the Wizard of Oz in it who was fleeing the Wicked Witch of the South-South West and...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:40 pm**

her F-22 Raptors....

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:41 pm**

..which crashed into each other because of an EMP ruining all the electronics...

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:43 pm**

So grandpa Joe got in his vintage bi-plane to help......

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:23 pm**

And while all this craziness was happening, the housepets (who were turned to normal)
could only stand by and watch, laughing their heads off at all the silly goings on.
(Popcorn was even brought out).
And when it became late, they all went to bed, slept, and prepared for the next morning to...

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:15 am**

Meet with the giant magical

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:21 pm**

Salmon of knowledge

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:18 pm**

for lunch!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:22 pm**

I guess you could say that fish
*puts on glasses*
was really brain food
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:24 pm**

The pets look up in surprise to see Haratio and
The Who standing a short way off from where they're eating.

(The Who are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q )

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:29 pm**

When they turned back to the maddness it had all dissappeared......

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:25 pm**

And so Tarot discussed with Dragon that there may be a chaos demon messing
somewhere in the unseen world.
Dragon looked thoughtful for a moment and agreed that this could be the cause
of the continuous re-occurrences of madness.
So Dragon went into the spirit world to investigate. When she searched and found
what it was she gasped, for she saw...

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:35 pm**

Discord from My Little Pony. then she realized...

Posted: **Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:29 pm**

I'm in the wrong spirit world...

Posted: **Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:10 pm**

She slapped herself on the forehead (don't ask how) and decided
to fix her coordination error...

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:10 am**

However these were also wrong and she ended up....

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:13 am**

running up a huge tab

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:15 am**

And the cab driver said....

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:41 am**

You pay now!

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:21 am**

so then the cabbie went home and found another job as a.............

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:26 am**

Waiter

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:28 am**

But then he discovered he had a secret talent which was.....

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:29 am**

chimney sweeping!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:30 am**

Where he met Mary Poppins

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:32 am**

who proceeded to break into song

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:36 am**

Which the cab driver got into a Bollywood style Dance.....

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:37 am**

unfortunately the roof was not structurally sound and collapsed under him

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:39 am**

So they continued to dance in the basement.....

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