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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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 Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...
...so he shoop da whoop'd himself into oblivion but he didn't die because he's CHUCK NORRIS, so he was transported by the beam into an alternate dimension where...
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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he found himself on the housepets forum......
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:13 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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...so he roundhouse kicked you and I into the same dimension as him to punish us as the UFO came back and crashed into a hilltop releasing a deadly swarm of poisonous midget aliens who...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:15 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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I know this was done before... danced to triller as the music blared from the UFO.......
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:18 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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...but then they all exploded at once and the entire town was flattened by the blast as a huge radiation cloud swept the earth and a super-massive earthquake hit Antarctica...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:22 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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But none of this was real as it all took place in.....
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:24 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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...the fourth dimension which then collapsed into itself making a black hole engulf the sun...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:25 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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You are hooked on disaster aren't you? It turns out that it all took place in Mettlebirds head.........
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:27 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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...which then grew to twice it's normal size before it split and a group of evil midgets popped out of my skull and then they...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:28 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Were greeted by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking them out of the room....
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:33 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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..and he then fixed my head and flew out of the room with his Chuck Norris powers only to be hit by a fighter jet that was going on an intercept mission to shoot down a(n)...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:34 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Hot air balloon....
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:37 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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...which had the Wizard of Oz in it who was fleeing the Wicked Witch of the South-South West and...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:38 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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her F-22 Raptors....
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:40 pm |
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Mettlebird
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:07 pm Posts: 315 Location: I heard a lot of shouting and stuff, then I got shoved into a car. Where to this time?
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..which crashed into each other because of an EMP ruining all the electronics...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:41 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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So grandpa Joe got in his vintage bi-plane to help......
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:43 pm |
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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And while all this craziness was happening, the housepets (who were turned to normal) could only stand by and watch, laughing their heads off at all the silly goings on. (Popcorn was even brought out). And when it became late, they all went to bed, slept, and prepared for the next morning to...
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Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:23 pm |
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yehoshua
Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pm Posts: 1984 Location: Canananada
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Meet with the giant magical
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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Salmon of knowledge
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:21 pm |
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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for lunch!! 
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:18 pm |
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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I guess you could say that fish *puts on glasses* was really brain food YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:22 pm |
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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The pets look up in surprise to see Haratio and The Who standing a short way off from where they're eating. (The Who are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q )
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Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:24 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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When they turned back to the maddness it had all dissappeared......
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Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:29 pm |
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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And so Tarot discussed with Dragon that there may be a chaos demon messing somewhere in the unseen world. Dragon looked thoughtful for a moment and agreed that this could be the cause of the continuous re-occurrences of madness. So Dragon went into the spirit world to investigate. When she searched and found what it was she gasped, for she saw...
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Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:25 pm |
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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 20838 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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Discord from My Little Pony. then she realized...
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Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:35 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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I'm in the wrong spirit world...
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Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:29 pm |
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Tattorack
Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:06 pm Posts: 927 Location: Deep Space Tactical 5
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She slapped herself on the forehead (don't ask how) and decided to fix her coordination error...
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Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:10 pm |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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However these were also wrong and she ended up....
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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running up a huge tab
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:13 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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And the cab driver said....
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:15 am |
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Seth
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You pay now!
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:41 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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so then the cabbie went home and found another job as a.............
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:21 am |
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Seth
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Waiter
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:26 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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But then he discovered he had a secret talent which was.....
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:28 am |
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Seth
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chimney sweeping!!!!!
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:29 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Where he met Mary Poppins
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:30 am |
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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who proceeded to break into song
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:32 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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Which the cab driver got into a Bollywood style Dance.....
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:36 am |
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Seth
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:32 am Posts: 5673 Location: posted on the stoop
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unfortunately the roof was not structurally sound and collapsed under him
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Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:37 am |
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1boredcanadian
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am Posts: 69 Images: 0 Location: 1,000,000 miles from nowhere.
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So they continued to dance in the basement.....
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