saw Tarot battling Pegasus. Tarot then...

Shouted, "It's TIME TO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEL!"

Meanwhile, Grape was still fighting with Bernkastel, shouting...

MAMA MIA! Luigi is right outside the window! Grape then..

....said "Wait nevermind, i was just kidding. Made ya look though!!" She burst into laughter and...

Set of a nuclear explosion that turned everyone's hair/fur pink and made everyone sound like Muppets. Peanut then said.......

...."Pink does not look good on me!!!" and he inspected himself. He turned to Grape and said...

"But I do make a good Kermit, right?" To which Grape retorted........

"Look out Peanut! Freddy's coming after you!" Peanut turned around and saw...

Attacking Peanut with his bladed glove. But Peanut threw a peanut butter sandwich at him, dissolving Freddy forever. Grape stood stunned, and replied....

"Look! it's the other Freddy!" pointing to a stage where Freddy....

...Sang that he wanted to break while wearing womens cloths but then a banana...

Whispered to Peanut, "Hey, do you wanna learn how to use magic?"

Peanut responded by saying...

"I'm so hungry!" Peanut then reached for the banana which...

Into a grape. The grape jumped up and began to attack Grape who promptly...

Once upon a time, Peanut, Grape, Fox, Fido, and King were out enjoying a picnic.... but then Something Happened! It started to rain heavily. They ran as fast as they could to cover. They went to The Golden Witch Beatrice, who said, "I thought I told you kids to stay out of my yard and play nice!" At that point, she opened the door further to reveal The Big Bad Riding Hood and the Little Red Wolf! Beatrice began yelling at Red and the hood not to eat all of her Krispy Kremes.

Meanwhile, Frederica Bernkastel began hitting on Peanut, both physically and socially.
This caused Grape to say, "Stop hitting Peanut!" as she grabbed her hand before she slapped him again. "And he's taken," Grape said, referring to Tarot. She liked Peanut's relationship with Tarot, because Grape's and Peanuts relationship was solely platonic, and she liked Max.
"Oh really?" Bernkastel scoffed. "Very well, I'll repeat this in red: Peanut and Grape are lovers."

Meanwhile, Pete was playing checkers with Ganondorf, when...
"King me" Said Ganondorf. It was at this point that Pete called in King.
"What's going on here?" said King as Pete sighed.
"Well, little King. I'm afraid you have a new owner now," he said.
"But I thought he needed to wi-" King started, but then Pete interrupted, saying "You shouldn't bother asking questions about things you cannot fathom. Especially for sheer amusement."
"I don't find this amusing..." King replied, causing Ganondorf to cackle madly.

Grape marched up to Bernkastel. "We. Are. Not. Lovers!" She yelled in her face.
Peanut nodded sulkily. "Nope we're just friends."
Grape then said truthfully, "Okay, I lied... and then I lied again! I love Max!" Peanut was disappointed that she loved Max and not him, but then he remembered Tarot.
Bernkastel scoffed, "Fine! This has just become a debate over whether Grape and Peanut should become lovers!" The Law and Order theme song began to play. "I will support GrapexPeanut, while my opponent, Beato (A.K.A. Beatrice), will be against it. The rest of you (Housepets cast) shall pick a side and debate whether this paring is canon or not."
Beato laughed while Grape said, "Ummmmmm....... no," and switched off the nonsense switch, which is a really nonsensical switch, but nevertheless, worked. All of the shipping nonsense stopped, but for some reason, everyone ended up wearing pink tutus, and drinking tea.
Peanut then looked up into the sky and cried, "It stopped raining! But now there's flying penguins!" as he pointed at the flying penguins.
One of the penguins flew up to Fido and said, "How am I flying? I thought penguins couldn't fly..."
Fido then shouted, "It's that purple-haired chick and Ganon, get them!"
So the Housepets ran towards Bernkastel and Ganon, who were getting on the backs of ostriches to run away. As they turned to ride away, they were stopped by Jackie Chan, who dared to shine light in Ganon's Face. Ganon quickly slipped on a banana peel and fell face first on the floor and everybody laughed at him.
Ganon was really embarrassed so he yelled, "I will get revenge on whoever left this peel on the floor, for I will smite thee with herring, until they are dead and then I will make you all dead!"
Then King jumped up and hugged Sasha who hugged him back! Then they forgot all about ganon and walked away before they were stopped by Pete who sounded like Sean Connery eating a Cadburry Egg. Pete then used his magic to turn King into a princess in time for the dance with Prince. Prince began to sing his hit song "Purple Rain" with King as Captain Falcon decided to FALCON PAUNCH Pete in the face, turning King back into a corgi. Then King went to Burger King and had a long talk with The King who handed King a burger and King thanked The King but King forgot to get the others some burgers! So he zapped the burgers with his multiplier gun which promptly made hamburgers cover the world! Then the flying penguins came down and attacked Peanut, Grape, Sasha, and King, so the Housepets stopped playing pretend and scolded Tarot because she makes it too real. Then they went into the kitchen and saw Tarot battling Pegasus.
Tarot then shouted, "It's TIME TO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEL!"

Meanwhile, Grape was still fighting with Bernkastel, shouting, "MAMA MIA! Luigi is right outside the window!" Grape then said, "Wait never mind, I was just kidding. Made ya look though!" She burst into laughter and set off a nuclear explosion that turned everyone's hair and fur pink and made everyone sound like Muppets.
Peanut then said, "Pink does not look good on me," and he inspected himself. He turned to Grape and said, "But I do make a good Kermit, right?" To which Grape retorted, "Look out Peanut! Freddy's coming after you!"
Peanut turned around and saw a giant, creepy topic looming in the roleplaying forum featuring him. Freddy also saw this, and reacted to it by attacking Peanut with his bladed glove, but Peanut threw a peanut butter sandwich at him, dissolving Freddy forever.
Grape stood stunned, and replied, "Look! it's the other Freddy!" pointing to a stage where Freddy sang that he wanted to break while wearing women's clothes, but then a banana whispered to Peanut, "Hey, do you wanna learn how to use magic?"
Peanut responded by saying, "I'm so hungry!" Peanut then reached for the banana which turned into a grape. The grape jumped up and began to attack Grape who promptly squashed it.

There, I cleaned it up and put it all into one post. I fixed up some things (you know you guys say '[Pet] yelled/said/cried/blabbed/whatevered "blah blah blah" [Pet] yelled/said/cried/blabbed/whatevered' a lot) but mostly I kept the grammar as horrible as it really is in the posts (I think it adds to the funny, what can I say). I also removed a couple things that I found way too creepy for this forum. Like, not just a personal thing, it wasn't really acceptable officially.


if you're wondering, my addition was "squashed it".


also guys i reckon this would be awesome if it wasn't just housepets. like seriously, why not just write any story? i think awesomeness would result.

Was slapped by Rosa Ushiromiya.

The next day...

The Milton Ferrets decided to buy...

The painting of Dorian Gray, which caused them to...

open a trans dimensional portal through space and time. The characters of Calvin and Hobbes and Garfield fell through and Garfield said...

"I really hate Mondays..." Hobbes looked to Calvin and asked...

Garfield replied with a sigh and looked towards the Housepets, then to Beato and Bernkastel, then to the picture of Dorian Gray, and asked...

"Why do y'all gotta keep ignoring Ebly? He's only trying to help." To which Duke replied......

..."and now the forth wall has broken...well it was a ticking time bomb..." then the picture of Dorian Gray said...

"While we're at it, can i have a taste of that Chicken?", with the tone sounding like it was tilted towards a moderator

"Maybe." Bernkastel replied, glancing over at Peanut. "If I can have a taste of "Peanut Butter" first." she purred.

Peanut blushed vividly. This caused everyone to...

Freak out. Everyone went crazy, and a mob quickly formed, led by Ben Affleck. There was much ransacking of furniture stores, and a movie theater was burned in the process. Then, Spot (Superdog) showed up, and rescued a baby caught in the burning theater. He landed in front of the species-diverse group, and said, "That was close!" Peanut then cried, "HEY!!!! Aren't you a figment of my imagination????" To which Spot replied.......

"What? I thought you were a figment of MY imagination!", pulling a hand-drawn picture of Peanut from out of nowhere. However, as Spot was about to explain the premise of his own comic, a ninja suddenly appeared to...

....karate chop a pirate behind Grape. The he and the prate began fighting. "Anyway," Spot said. "See you're the weaker side of me." To which peanut replied...

"Lets settle this once and for all!" And they proceeded to pull out their Magic cards and....

put them aside so that they could get to their Pokeballs which are MUCH cooler than any magic cards they had. Then, they each called out a pokemon, who both turned out to be Furrets, both nicknamed "Rick". They then looked at their trainers and said at the same time......

"Being crammed in a red plastic ball with a volume fit for snacking on jelly beans, no air, and no sunlight is terrible for your complexion." They jumped up and high fived each other but then pikachu came out of the bush behind them and said...

Pika Pika! But nobody understood the Pikachu, so he...

Electrocuted everyone, turning them all into team Rocket slaves. They all then went to Bino's house to steal his cheese, when he came out and said........

"That cheese is 11 weeks old you know that?" Team rocket then...

(Can I join in?)

(yes)

sent the Pikachu to attack Bino, but Bino managed to dodge the lightning bolt. Then...

Pikachu was dealt recoil damage in the form of Bino's foot to it's face. Seeing the futility of their plan to rob Bino of his expired cheese, Team Rocket decided to...