Housepets!

Posted: **Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:15 pm**

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted: **Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:31 pm**

Oh, a Blockbuster video? Hmmmm, I wonder what I shall rent?

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:35 pm**

What's that you're eating?

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:23 pm**

I need to borrow your repair kit. I think I popped something in my leg implant.

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:56 pm**

I should say that waking up to a cybernetic ferret is the weirdest thing so far, but it isn't. It isn't.

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:48 am**

Oh, hey... wait. You're not a Cubone...

You're scaring me...

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:54 am**

Gah, your metal's cold!! Get away from me!

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:46 pm**

Uuugh! Get fixed for god's sake! *hits the broken avatar repeatedly in hope to it be fixed*

Posted: **Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:47 pm**

*tries to escape the incoming steamrolled death by Grapes tank*

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:30 am**

Yeah, I think I'll just go back to sleep. Thanks for the advice.

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:11 am**

You know, it's not Halloween yet...

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:23 pm**

You're already wearing a costume

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:45 pm**

anyone here have equipment for closing off spatial anomalies?

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:01 pm**

Eeeh... Tanks are still cool in space.

*rides tank*

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:05 pm**

How did you get that in here? Where's the rest of the house?!

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:24 pm**

I think you just answered your own question.

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:32 pm**

Hmm? Why are you here? We aren't supposed to meet until probably tomorrow...

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:32 pm**

Time paradox?

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:40 am**

...Time to go to sleep again...

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:18 am**

What's better? And why is it better?

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:55 pm**

Meh! Tanks are better than those electric guzzling trash metal dragons.

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:13 pm**

honestly that thing looks more like a boo-themed gokart than a tank. are you trying to get a cameo spot in the next mariokart game?

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:37 pm**

.......When did I get a ferret, and why is it giving me a sassy look?

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:55 pm**

Looks up.
Sees nothing.
Goes back to sleep.

Posted: **Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:57 pm**

K9??? When did you get wings?

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:42 am**

There is someone with an armament in the bedroom. Where's Pete?

Edit after I realized that King is in my profile picture: There is someone with an armament in the bedroom... Kitsune, didn't you send Pete to the mortal world?

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:00 am**

This isn't your house king, it's the crew deck of a spaceship.

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:33 pm**

Wait... WHY DID I WAKE UP ON A SPACESHIP?!

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:39 pm**

Let's be honest, this is nowhere near the weirdest thing that's happened to us.

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:56 pm**

I see you hate Marmite there. Good for you.

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:28 pm**

Uh... This tank is getting a bit rusty...

Oh wait, I'm in space without a suit...

Hdhcgskjwndioepgkjdjhfggdhfhgfhf

Posted: **Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:43 pm**

*stuffs a pressure mask on your face*
Here. Shallow breaths if you don't want being in a vacuum to burst a lung. Now come on, lets get back inside.

No, talking in space is not magic, the mask has a radio in it paired to the one i'm wearing.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:00 am**

I am designed to carry a single pilot through hazardous environments. May I be of assistance?

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:40 pm**

I'd tell you to get out of my house, but I need to see if my insurance covers robot damage.

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:45 pm**

*yawn* ...did i fall asleep in a concert hall?

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:06 am**

Oh boy....what video game did I bring to life this time...

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:04 am**

Maybe this tank could be of use to take intruders out of my territory and let me sleep.

*fires tank*

Posted: **Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:53 pm**

Doggone it!! I just fell asleep and you wake me up firing that stupid ta..... Hey, whoa, nice shot !!! ....

Posted: **Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:56 pm**

NHWestoN wrote:Doggone it!! I just fell asleep and you wake me up firing that stupid ta..... Hey, whoa, nice shot !!! ....

Say, if you're stayin' up all night, kin I have your pillow?

Posted: **Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:10 pm**

Looks up.
Sees nothing.
Goes back to sleep.

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