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Author:  Hawkfang42 [ Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:55 pm ]
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the power to exist in two places at once but the other place is falling into a volcano

Author:  Buster [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:34 pm ]
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the power to make every version of yourself lam- oh wait, aquaman is already on here.

Author:  Legotron123 [ Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:40 pm ]
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The ability to make really amazing movies that no one will ever see.

Author:  NHWestoN [ Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:09 pm ]
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The ability to turn wine into water.

Author:  Buster [ Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:50 pm ]
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thats not a superpower, that's just owning a still centrifuge and a lighter...

the ability to part bodies of water telekineticaly so long as they are a maximum of 1 millimeter deep.

Author:  Hawkfang42 [ Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:59 am ]
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the ability to stare at the sun forever and not go blind

Author:  NHWestoN [ Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:37 pm ]
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The power to fog up someone's glasses but only when they're in a pocket or carrying case.

Author:  Nathan Kerbonaut [ Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:44 pm ]
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The ability to hold your breath one second longer than you'd be able to otherwise

Author:  Buster [ Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:15 am ]
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the ability to make green ball point pens cry. only ball point ones, and only green.

Author:  NHWestoN [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:56 pm ]
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The ability to absorb the impact of a speeding automobile without harm - so long as the car is miniature Hot Wheels, still in its box, and powered by the thrust of a chihuahua sneeze.

Author:  OdedZeituni98 [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:10 pm ]
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The ability to jump into any cartoon (also housepets comics) and meeting the characters in person

Author:  Zesortinge [ Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:32 pm ]
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That is actually a decent power. Not a terrible one. Good attempt though.

Th power to fight the power with the power to power the power that powers the power that holds the secret to powering you power that can only be activated by the power that is not a power-
For your convince, the next six million words have been cut out. Enjoy the last ten.
-and it can only be powered by your hair's death.

Author:  Vanice [ Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:56 pm ]
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Any book you need will appear in your hands.
But you half to eat half the paper in the book before you can summon another one.

Author:  Buster [ Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:49 pm ]
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the ability to make small dogs hallucinate googly eyes on things.

Author:  trekkie [ Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:57 pm ]
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The ability to get stains out of clothes only as well as the other leading detergent.

Author:  Zesortinge [ Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:24 pm ]
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The ability to actually be able to post six million words on any website without crashing anything. Completely useless.

Author:  Buster [ Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:35 pm ]
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the ability to translate anything into an ancient undecipherable script, but not back again.

Author:  Hawkfang42 [ Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:03 pm ]
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The power to make a specific rare species of butterfly able to talk, but only for a second

Author:  LunarFox [ Thu May 02, 2019 8:18 am ]
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The ability to talk to one of the characters from Housepets, but now I'm stuck inside the world of the strip. Help! Let me out!

Author:  NHWestoN [ Thu May 02, 2019 9:01 am ]
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The ability to turn water into the beverage of your choice but it all tastes like battery acid.

Author:  Render [ Sun May 05, 2019 1:47 pm ]
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The ability to turn butter rancid.

Author:  fenrirblack [ Sun May 05, 2019 2:06 pm ]
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The ability to change any paper into construction paper.

Author:  LunarFox [ Sun May 05, 2019 8:24 pm ]
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The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.

Author:  Gael [ Mon May 06, 2019 12:38 pm ]
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the ability to travel back in time, but only 2 seconds and you have a 2 second cooldown

Author:  LunarFox [ Mon May 06, 2019 8:26 pm ]
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The ability to have the Cubs win the division.

Author:  Buster [ Tue May 07, 2019 9:59 pm ]
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Gael Wrote:
the ability to travel back in time, but only 2 seconds and you have a 2 second cooldown

that's actually not terrible, as it would be really useful for dodging. it would be as if you can see every attack coming a few seconds ahead, and the cool-down is short enough that by the time they start their next strike you can use it again.

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the ability to make crows mildly nauseous.

Author:  Unusuallynamedperson [ Wed May 08, 2019 9:10 am ]
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Just what I need, nausea.

The ability to stare directly at the sun without taking damage, but you can never look away from the sun or you burn up.

Author:  NHWestoN [ Thu May 09, 2019 3:48 pm ]
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The power to inflict a twenty-second attack of the hiccups on anyone.

Author:  Hawkfang42 [ Thu May 09, 2019 7:01 pm ]
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The power to look like anybody, but only if there are people who want to capture him/her in front of you.

Author:  LunarFox [ Tue May 21, 2019 3:45 pm ]
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The ability to not have a superpower.

Author:  Buster [ Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:57 pm ]
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the ability to communicate with oceanic creatures.

Author:  Zesortinge [ Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:24 am ]
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LunarFox Wrote:
The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.

Couldn't you focus on trying to see bad outcomes then?

The ability to relive your death every few seconds.

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