Terrible super powers

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:37 pm

The ability to gain energy through photosynthesis, but only at night.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:23 pm

The ability to levitate, while sleeping

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote: the power to remember everything... you've seen on TV

I already have that one.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:40 pm

The ability to detect life - as blinding light.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:06 pm

The ability to suddenly live the life of your favorite meme character; Bad-Luck Bryan.

Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:14 pm

the power to breathe under water, but only if you remain perfectly still. so no swimming for you.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:34 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:the power to breathe under water, but only if you remain perfectly still. so no swimming for you.

That could be quite useful if you're trying to hide from someone.

The ability to breath under water - just not in it or above it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 3:36 am

the power to see the future, in the form of interpretative dance performed by drunken mimes.

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:58 pm

The ability to shake hands with your own shadow.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:30 pm

The ability for your body to produce light, but only in bright areas.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:45 pm

The ability to read anything in under 10 seconds, and remember what you read for just as long.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:45 pm

the ability to render yourself invisible, to cats.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:47 pm

That could be fun. *Pulls cat's tail*

The ability to control someone's mind and make them do exactly what they were going to do anyway.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:50 pm

pretty sure all that's good for is making people paranoid.

the ability to remotely increase the volume on car radios manufactured before 1980.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:28 am

The power to glow.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:49 pm

^ But only in infrared.

The power to creep out everyone who looks at you.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:48 pm

What, like Michael Jackson?

The power to look like Michael Jackson while talking like Al Yankovic.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:46 pm

the power to look like a badly modeled, hideously misstextured, cg version of yourself

Post by **Render** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:39 am

The ability to urgently need to pee when you just returned from the toilet.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:43 am

The power to eat an entire meal and get no nutritional value out of it.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:52 am

Flour power,

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:01 am

The ability to turn bricks of gold into cottage cheese.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:13 am

The power to become a voodoo doll.

Post by **Render** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:56 am

The power to quickly become bald.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:18 pm

The ability to grow out your hair in an instant. Doesn't retract, though.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:23 pm

I'm pretty sure everyone ever who dislikes having thin/receding hair, would argue being able to spontaneously grow more is quite useful.

The ability to spontaneously shed your skin, all at once like a snake. it gets caught in your clothing though, and you go bald every time you do it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:53 pm

The ability to play any instrument excellently, but only the one that your current audience hates the most.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:50 am

the ability to read any written language, out loud, in it's spoken equivalent. But it only works if no one in the room understands what you're saying, even you.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:23 pm

The ability to write the perfect story, with each subsequent story being exactly the same to the point of becoming stale.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:36 pm

One perfect story could get you set for life, especially if it's made into an award-winning movie.

The ability to see wavelengths UV and shorter, but not any lower on the spectrum (not very good on the eyes).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:12 am

The ability to remotely smell when anything in the universe farts.

Punchy · Post by **Punchy** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:56 am

The ability to gain superhuman strength by eating diamonds.
Also comes with the ability to eat diamonds

Diamonds not included

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:19 pm

Do industrial diamonds count?

The ability to get sick on command, but not get better.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:37 pm

The passive ability to always be at the epicenter of disasters.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:05 pm

The ability to be recognized even while wearing a disguise.

Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:31 am

the ability to perfectly play any song on an instrument that has yet to be invented.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:33 am

the ability to always come up with the least appropriate thing possible to say in a situation.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:50 am

The ability to flip a page, one page at a time with a lag phase of 1 minute.

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:57 am

The ability to make any aroma smell like something worse.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:07 pm

The ability to enter into any work of fiction you want, however, you are unable to interact with anything.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:22 pm

The ability to turn invisible, but you can't be perceived by anyone in any way, shape, or form. Makes crossing the street much more dangerous.