Just to clear this up; Half - Life 2; Zero Point Energy Module (Gravity Gun). Portals has the portalgun which, while capable of Light levitation, does not glow (disregarding trail effects).

Same universe, close enough...

Mist makes Bunny-people go crazy.

^GTA?

Boars, Tigers, any any other type of animal have armoring and Weapons on them, or in them.

^too easy. I'm not going to tell, because uh yeah! :3

I learned that even in a post-apocalyptic setting, people still praise nuclear weapons.

Nope... not close at all.

Hint: think of Mist in a magical sense

I've learnt how to fly and operate an Airbus A340 (including all the inflight computers and buttons).

Flight simulator?

I have that game and its AWESOME

Yup but I've switched to X-Plane for many different reasons. A few years ago I was on an A330 and after we landed and parked at the gate, I visited the flightdeck. I asked the captain if I could file a flightplan with the MCDU and he said OK with a confused look. I filed a flightplan for the plane to fly back to where we departed (Hong Kong) and the look on his face was priceless!

I learned that Ottsels are orange and created Elves.

I learned that selling people water and calling it lemonade makes people happy.
(No one will get this)

Lemonade stand in the game called IRL?:3

lemonade tycoon. close.

you can set how much sugar, how much ice, and how many lemons you put in, and if you put them all to 0 people like it xD

People can get run over by roller coaster trains and not die.

I've recently learned that waterfalls are a perfectly valid method of upwards transportation.

(I doubt anyone else here has played this game)

This sounds... Very much like pokemon. Otherwise, I'm not sure.

I've learned that Rest is not always a good thing for heavy people. In fact it can be very, very bad for their health.

Jak and Daxter I presume? (Also we signed up on the same day, woop!)

i learned if you stand perfectly still, you can block a nuclear exploding armadilo

Frac/ture

Bam.

I learned that toys can give you physic abilities used to solve puzzles.

Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse

I've learned that Karma Charger does not support the use of performance-enhancing products

L4D2, what else? XD

I've learned that Donkey Statues are extremely deadly.

i've learned that even the most enchanting places, can come from a coma.

always aim for their head

Any first person shooter ever.

I learned that shooting yourself in head makes awesome things happen
I learned that i capture god i himself in an orb
I learned that i can make a robe out of chocolate
I learned that demonic penguins say "dood" A LOT

I learned that turtles either have the colors red, green or blue, while blue ones are ALWAYS scared with one exception.

I learned that if I´m short on money, I can chop some bushes for some nice gems.

These two are easy, shame on you if not o.o

I learned that in a bad spot, you can slow time by drawing a star.

That's Trauma Center.

I learned that Hitler could summon dragons
I Learned that cowboys could use the matrix
I learned that all my memeories can be turned to cards
I learned you can grind up lampost
I learned if you freeze time everything turns grey

I learned that an angles panties is an important ingredient in alchemy
I learned that you can take 1000s of pain killers with no negative side effects
I learned that you can hack a DS to summon demons
I learned that every part of cooking can be turned into an easily grade mini game
I learned that there's an evil reflection of yourself inside the television
I learned that Tokyo is generally an unsafe place to live (many answers)
I learned that i can win war by sitting in one spot
I learned that incredibly fat people are very very fast fighters
I learned that in a fight you can pick up your downed allies and smack people with them
I learned that guns are more effective if you jump and do acrobatic flips
I learned that dogs can smoke
I learned that your how awesome your mustache is can be turned into a combat stat
I learned that the best way to catch criminals is to catch them in bubbles shot from a mech
I learned that no one ever suspects a box


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