Would You Rather? (Housepets only edition)

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:39 pm

Inspired by the other Would You Rather thread only this one is specifically Housepets! based scenarios only. Would you rather:

Option A: Kiss Bino on the forehead and tell him he has beautiful eyes
or
Option B: Punch Peanut in the face as hard as you can

So, either flirt with the cast jerk or punch the cast cinnamon roll. Pick your poison.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:07 pm

given my HPU self insert was a CAT the reaction to scenario A would be would be priceless.

A: trade Baking recipes with Rex

B: Brainstorm writing ideas with Res

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:49 am

B - I prefer swapping ideas to baking

Would you rather babysit

A) King's puppies

or

B) The Wolf pups

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:09 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:B - I prefer swapping ideas to baking

Would you rather babysit

A) King's puppies

or

B) The Wolf pups

King's puppies.

For a month, every night you go to sleep, which of the following would you rather happen to you:

A: Tiger magically teleports to your room and sings you his own twisted version of a lullaby
or
B: Bino magically teleports to your room and reads you a bedtime story and makes speciest remarks any time a cat or feline appears in the story

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:18 am

I think Bino's stories would be hilarious - I'll get a book about cats. =3

Would you rather:

A) Be part of Joey's circle of friends but be nobody else's friend

or

B) Be friends with everyone except Peanut, Grape, King, Bailey, Fox, and Fido

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:40 am

in spite of the risk of that lot finding ways to work cat girl jokes into conversations, i do better with small groups.

A) go back to the start and become Dragon's Champion instead of Tarot

B) go back to the start and become Pete's Champion instead of his failed attempts to recruit Peanut and Grape (Back before King even existed)

Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:28 am

Pete's. he is a bit of a jerk, but he only seems worse than dragon because she cornered him, her jerkishness went largely unpunished.

would you rather

A)get tackled by Mungo

or

B)Get punched in the face by Bailey.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:29 am

A. It would probably hurt less.

WYR:
A. Become Bino's manservant
Or
B. Try to please all the Grapenut shippers by manipulating Grape and Peanut into breaking up with their current partners, and then manipulate them further into hooking up with each other?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:40 am

Legotron123 wrote:A. It would probably hurt less.

WYR:
A. Become Bino's manservant
Or
B. Try to please all the Grapenut shippers by manipulating Grape and Peanut into breaking up with their current partners, and then manipulate them further into hooking up with each other?

I think I'll take the Grapenut option. Would you rather:

Option A: Be in Zach's position as "The Opener Of Ways"
or
Option B: Be in King';s position as a human-turned-dog

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:18 am

B. Life seems like it'd be easier and more relaxed.

Would You Rather:
A. Have to constantly listen to Bino's whining/yelling/insulting/etc
or
B. Have to put up with Karishad's antics on a constant basis.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:40 pm

Deske wrote:B. Life seems like it'd be easier and more relaxed.

Would You Rather:
A. Have to constantly listen to Bino's whining/yelling/insulting/etc
or
B. Have to put up with Karishad's antics on a constant basis.

I'll pick option A. I'll simply pronounce his name as "Bean-o" if he annoys me enough and if he insults me back I'll call him "Fartmeds" just to watch his hilarious angrishy reaction. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator for 3 hours with:

Option A: Lester who is going on an extremely nitpicky rant about a certain sci-fi series and does not shut up for a second about it
or
Option B: Bailey while she's in rage-mode

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:58 pm

Definitely Bailey. There are ways of cooling down a situation. Or at least avoiding further instigation. King was an example of the WRONG things to say.

WYR

Be stuck in an Imaginate session of a topic that you absolutely hate and a role you hate the most that could last hours?

OR

Be stuck with being a GODC recruiter for Bino until a quota is reached?

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:35 pm

"I'll recruit 200 members - before noon."

Would you rather be a:

A) Dog or cat

or

B) Any other species

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:04 am

Douglas Collier wrote:"I'll recruit 200 members - before noon."

Would you rather be a:

A) Dog or cat

or

B) Any other species

A. I'd probably be some breed of dog. Would you rather:

A: Deliberately make Peanut cry
or
B: Deliberately make Res cry

(I know, it's a very cruel and sadistic choice)

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:24 pm

A - I could simply ask him to watch All Dogs Go to Heaven with me.

Would you rather:

A) See a random main character get killed off

or

B) See your favorite character in a relationship you don't like

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 4:50 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:A - I could simply ask him to watch All Dogs Go to Heaven with me.

Would you rather:

A) See a random main character get killed off

or

B) See your favorite character in a relationship you don't like

To be honest, I have absolutely no idea who Tiger could be shipped with. Most characters except for a few here and there are in relationships. I guess I'll pick A and pray that it isn't Peanut. Grape getting offed would be pretty gut-wrenching too, especially Peanut's reaction to it.

Would you rather:

Option A: Form a rock band with the K9 unit (Fox, Fido, Ralph, Kevin, Terrance and Mungo) and record a really cheesy album with lyrics about obeying the law with them
or
Option B: Form a barber shop quartet with Joey, Lester, Dallas and yourself and sing about the nerdiest things on the planet together

Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:01 am

CanzetYote wrote: To be honest, I have absolutely no idea who Tiger could be shipped with. Most characters except for a few here and there are in relationships.

I once tried shipping him with Daisy in a fan fiction i never finished.

CanzetYote wrote: Would you rather:

Option A: Form a rock band with the K9 unit (Fox, Fido, Ralph, Kevin, Terrance and Mungo) and record a really cheesy album with lyrics about obeying the law with them
or
Option B: Form a barber shop quartet with Joey, Lester, Dallas and yourself and sing about the nerdiest things on the planet together

100% B, That sounds awesome, and we could get youtube famous unless we're not great singers.

WYR
A)have a year long arc centered on your least favorite character
or
B) have no arcs ever centered on your favorite character.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:08 am

Sitting through a year long Joey arc is worth it if it keeps the chances of Daisy getting more screen time on the table.

WYR Date Pete, or Bino?

Post by **Render** » Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:22 am

Pete! That would be more fun I guess!

You have been puppysitting instead of Peanut and Grape. And one is missing... WYR tell Bailey or Lucretia?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:18 pm

Render wrote:Pete! That would be more fun I guess!

You have been puppysitting instead of Peanut and Grape. And one is missing... WYR tell Bailey or Lucretia?

Bailey. I'd rather not have an entire pack turn against me. I'd probably stand a better chance of surviving Bailey's fist to the face than surviving whatever Deadeye could do to me.

Would you rather:

Option A: Hug and cuddle Bino
or
Option B: Hug and cuddle Tiger

(I know which one I'd choose!)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:33 pm

Bino, because Schadenfreude (probably misspelled that). cat, remember? his reaction will be priceless.

A) Hang out with Teoxihuitl for all eternity.
B) spend the rest of your life in the body of one of SPO's siblings.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:50 pm

Buster wrote:Bino, because Schadenfreude (probably misspelled that). cat, remember? his reaction will be priceless.

A) Hang out with Teoxihuitl for all eternity.
B) spend the rest of your life in the body of one of SPO's siblings.

I think I'll hang out with Teoxihuitl. He seems kinda cool. Would you rather:

Option A: Be a Mr.Bigglesworth cat
or
Option B: Be an avatar for one of the demigods

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:32 pm

Both would suck for me. Although... having one Biggs that constantly and angrily insisted on being called Miss Bigglesworth just confusing that situation further would probably make for a few entertaining pages, I guess...

A:\Become Max, but loose all knowledge about him
B:\Become Zach, but loose all knowledge about him

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:41 pm

Buster wrote:Both would suck for me. Although... having one Biggs that constantly and angrily insisted on being called Miss Bigglesworth just confusing that situation further would probably make for a few entertaining pages, I guess...

A:\Become Max, but loose all knowledge about him
B:\Become Zach, but loose all knowledge about him

Become Zach. I could attempt to befriend Tiger and Marvin. I'd much rather live with them than with Bino. I could easily get Tiger to warm up to me by clipping pizza coupons and showering him with them. He'd make a pretty nice bodyguard, I'd figure.

Would you rather:

Option A: Have a new goldfish character arrive in the comic
or
Option B: Have a new pet rock character arrive in the comic

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:56 pm

Rock, but only if it's owned by a nearsighted Coyote, and named Fluffy. Because cameos.

Option the first: sit through a redemption arc for a character you hate that's not quite convincing.

Path B: sit through an arc for for a character you like that flanderises them into something stupid.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:18 pm

Hah. Funny thing is, I AM near-sighted. Just not that badly.

I'd definitely go for the weak redemption arc. I'd rather go through an attempt at making someone better than ruining a character I like.

WYR

Live among the forest animals but never be wholly accepted by them.

OR

Live as a stray in Babylon Gardens but people are always wary of you.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:03 am

D-Rock wrote:Hah. Funny thing is, I AM near-sighted. Just not that badly.

I'd definitely go for the weak redemption arc. I'd rather go through an attempt at making someone better than ruining a character I like.

WYR

Live among the forest animals but never be wholly accepted by them.

OR

Live as a stray in Babylon Gardens but people are always wary of you.

Live among the forest animals. I mean, there's still a chance I'd make friends in Babylon Gardens.

Would you rather celebrate your birthday by:
Option A: Taking a cruise around Babylon Gardens in the limo with the ferrets and later having lunch with them at an expensive restaurant (they pay for your meal)
or
Option B: Going on a LARPing adventure with Joey, Lester, Dallas and Squeak in an enchanted forest and then having a picnic with them while discussing anime

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:28 pm

A. I would have picked B if the topic had been science fiction though.

WYR:
1) plot and cary out a nefarious scheme that ends with Tiger stranded on the moon, Bino stuck in the past and Joey ruling the world?
2) do all of that entirely by accident instead of planning it

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:14 pm

Do it by accident then blame it on Karishad. Would you rather see:

Option A: A story arc where Dallas gets an equally nerdy love interest and some character development
or
Option B: A story arc with gender swapped version of the cast that's completely separate from the normal canon (Think a Housepets version of Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake).

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:07 pm

B. No question. there are just WAY more possibilities there.

Option A) Arc with fidler & keys, but with the dialogue of the entire arc written in song lyric form, and it's painfully obvious which song each page is imitating.

Option B) An arc focusing on the two strays that live near grape's house, that we haven't seen since the black and white days.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:33 pm

Fiddler and Keys arc. A musical arc could be interesting.

Would you rather:

Option A: Be the one responsible for giving Maxwell his ear injury and have to live with the guilt of it
or
Option B: Be magically handcuffed to Bino every time you enter a restroom

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:38 pm

B. I don't wanna feel the guilt of hurting Max.

Would you rather get a hug from:

Option A) Mungo
or
Option B) Bruno

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:01 am

Definitely Mungo, he has shown that he can give gentle hugs. With Bruno, seems you don't get a day.

WYR

Introduce Peanut to a new book series and constantly gush about his favorite character.

Introduce Grape to an ongoing Pridelands fan fic and deal with all of the possible what-ifs it could take.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:23 pm

D-Rock wrote:Definitely Mungo, he has shown that he can give gentle hugs. With Bruno, seems you don't get a day.

WYR

Introduce Peanut to a new book series and constantly gush about his favorite character.

Introduce Grape to an ongoing Pridelands fan fic and deal with all of the possible what-ifs it could take.

Option A. Fanboying Peanut sounds adorable.

Would you rather:
Option A: Wake up to Joey staring at you in his cat costume
or
Option B: Wake up to Tiger staring at you while munching on a ham

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:13 pm

Tiger with the ham - I might convince him to share. (The Joey option made me laugh out loud, though)

Would you rather remove Bino from his position in the Good Ol' Dogs' Club, or remove Duchess from Bino's life?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:39 pm

Remove Duchess from Bino's life. Sooner or later, I think she'll get fed up with him and his sappy Duchie-Poo stuff and break his heart, anyway.

Would you rather:

Option A: Steal Daryl's hat and hide it from him
or
Option B: Steal Maxwell's catnip stash and blame it on Marvin

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:56 pm

Steal Daryl's hat. I think it'd be funny to watch the confusion ensue - both from Daryl trying to figure out where he left it and from people wondering who he is. X3

Would you rather play D&D with Joey and his friends or LARP with the Wolf cubs?

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:09 pm

Play D&D with Joey and his friends even though I have no clue how to play it.

Would you rather:

Option A: Sneak up behind Bino as he's giving a speech in the Good Ol Dogs club and literally kick his rear end
or
Option B: Sneak up behind Zach and put on sticky note on his back that says "I am the opener, praise me!"

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:26 pm

the zach one sounds more my style.

Scenario A: you are posessed by Keene and have to constantly hear him try to 'back-seat drive' you for the rest of your life.

Scenario B: you are posessed by Max and have to constantly hear him try to 'back-seat drive' you for the rest of your life.

CanzetYote · Post by **CanzetYote** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 11:22 am

I think I'll choose Max. Max reminds me very much of my roommate.

Would you rather see an arc where:

Option A: Mungo bonds with Tiger and helps him through his psychological problems while he's off-duty (Sweet and emotional arc)
or
Option B: Zach meets Res and the two become BFFs and go on a small adventure together (Fun and comedic arc)