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Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:27 pm
by Douglas Collier
RULES:
- Forum rules apply
- No made up words
- The shorter the better
- Complete sentences are preferred, but phrases also qualify

TIPS:
- Statements about ordinary things that can be taken as sarcastic have probably already been said
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Quolls eat elephants for brunch.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:47 pm
by Mickey
I ain't never seen a koala attack a peacock.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:45 pm
by SuperStar
What if Joel is dead, and King is just his Orphnoch(http://kamenrider.wikia.com/wiki/Orphnoch) form.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:36 am
by Whozjama
The bird sang mellifluously because he bribed the context officials.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:32 am
by Douglas Collier
Fenrir, jumping up and down really fast, wants to walk.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:56 pm
by SuperStar
Bino BAZINGA

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:55 pm
by Bucky-Roo
Corgis can't call for cookies to cooperate.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:08 pm
by GreatKitsune
DO YOU KNOW THE FRICKEN MUFFIN MAN?!?!?!?!?!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:56 pm
by Aarden
Hlaoroo is so tall.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:25 pm
by GreatKitsune
MUSHROOMS MAKE GOOD EARMUFFS!!!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:29 pm
by Render
Sulenxi are well known for riding giraffes.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:36 pm
by Hlaoroo
Inflatafolfs are among the most short-lived forms of cutlery and can be commonly found in their favoured breeding ground, the kitchen drawer. They regard the rubbish bin as a sacred burial ground for their kind.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:56 pm
by Aarden
Dingos are known to be the best babysitters.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:37 pm
by GreatKitsune
Pretty potatoooes.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 11:09 pm
by Buster
And thus the last word spoken by the captain of the USS Bologna would be "SPAAAAAARRRTTTIIIICCCCUUUUS!"

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:18 am
by Whozjama
Your mother was a coconut and your father smelled of gooseberries!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:37 am
by GreatKitsune
Hi. I'm your mother. My name is Feofje.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:14 am
by SuperStar
Peanut get's possessed by Momotaros and becomes a delinquent.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:42 am
by Mickey
King and Bino are probably the best ship.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:24 pm
by Douglas Collier
I thought that was the Apathy Cow and Cory ship. :|

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:42 pm
by Render
Oh, I love to pay taxes.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:53 pm
by Saturn381
I am The Beast-God of Xochatan!!!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:58 pm
by GreatKitsune
Mickey wrote:King and Bino are probably the best ship.
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's Pete and Keene.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:10 pm
by Saturn381
I have the super hero turnip.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:50 pm
by Mickey
I caught a Magikarp with no intention of evolving it!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:01 am
by GreatKitsune
HEY, GUYS!!! UNDERWEAR KITTENS!!! MOO!!!!!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:23 am
by hypernovatic
I eat matches for fun.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:31 am
by GreatKitsune
I can't wait for tax day! :D

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:32 am
by Mickey
YouTube comments are a place of happy fun times where no one argues!

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 1:16 pm
by Douglas Collier
Why are there so many songs about pyroclastic clouds?

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:16 pm
by Aarden
I don't like Diss.


...It's never been said before! Please don't ban me oh gracious squirrel overlord! D:

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:56 pm
by 1071-CCN
I think your overshoes may happen to be on fire. May or may not have been that turquoise platypus's fault.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:21 pm
by Saturn381
I have met a Jaboo.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:08 pm
by GreatKitsune
ERROR 404

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:16 pm
by ArcWolf
A greenback, sparrow-eating, grace-machine just stole all of my expense reports.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:09 am
by Render
I ate my dog's homework.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:41 am
by Douglas Collier
My octopus ate my dissertation.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:14 pm
by Viethra
Enough down to earth Peanut and Grape centered comics already

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:08 am
by GreatKitsune
I just haaate Housepets! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: Sorry in advance for emoticon spamming.

Re: Say something that's never been said before!

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:46 am
by Render
The Dingo saved the baby. :mrgreen: