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I am not the walrus.
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Deadeye is a wuss! Joey could take him, easy!
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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There's a hamster mango stuck inside my hand.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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why is this cylinder shaped like a rounded cube?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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The babies are not on fire?! Darn it!
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The user above me used to be my door.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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if the exchange rate for bananas is 0.2 USD's then how many oranges can I fit in a vase?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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You fools! That piniata was the High Gorilla Lord all along!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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A critical attraction of being elected President is that no one makes you floss.
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Come here so I may feast upon your soul, you worthless caterpillar who drinks lard from Slurpee machines.
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My pumper whippet has been given a fidget spinner
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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after a thorough investigation it was found that the politicians involved were completely honest people.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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When the moon is in the seventh house, the police are just not serious about burglary calls tonight.
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I see in my crystal ball that your future is absolutely okay nothing serious will happen soon.
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absolutely nothing interesting happened in the 1900s.
(why are most of the easy answers lies?)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Two and two make twenty-two.
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I just love it when little old ladies leave their estate to their pampered pet clowns.
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I love the Magical Girl style transformation sequences that KISS got in that Scooby Doo movie.

Seriously though, that actually happened!
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

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Scoboy-Doo! and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery is a cinematic treasure!

It's almost as good as Scooby-Doo! WWE Wrestlemania Mystery :P
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Somebody get this horrible taste out of my mouth!
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I don't care what this big red button does...
Life is like a rollercoaster, sure there's ups and downs, but you may find that it can throw you for a loop!

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...and then the nuke landed on my head and when the explosion cleared everything was all better.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Life could be a dream ... or a spinach casserole. Shee-boom?
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Dax from Operation Overdrive is probably my favorite Power Ranger.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Tommy Ruined MMPR.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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If you are almost but not quite overwhelmed, are you just "whelmed"?
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(Nope, that one's actually been said. Gavin from Rooster Teeth had this whole lengthy thing about that word one time)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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(And I missed it! Darn-er-Rooties !!)

If life hands you limes instead of lemons, it still doesn't mean you're getting free margaritas.
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The Simpsons now have a legitimate chance of appearing in a future Kingdom Hearts game.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Personally, I think David Lee Roth's singing voice looks better on a chicken nugget than a hamburger.
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Although solutions based on chocolate are initially successful, they tend to melt upon closer examination.
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I love all the interesting plot lines Power Rangers Megaforce had. It really did a good job celebrating the franchise’s history.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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If intelligent extraterrestrial life came to this planet, wouldn't that act automatically disqualify it as intelligent?
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I told you letting Santa Claus use the Infinity Gauntlet was a bad idea.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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how in the world did you manage to get Buckingham palace into a stable orbit?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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What doesn't kill you softens you up for what will.
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The Jabberwocky ate my birth certificate.
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FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FIRE!!!
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Victor and Monty are so much better than Bulk and Skull.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Same for Abbott and Costello...
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