Housepets!

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:41 am**

Don't forget that you have to declare why or how YOU win.

I'm having breakfast so I win.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:56 am**

I win because I beat a video game.

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:45 pm**

I take advantage of your distraction to thieve the victory and I win!

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:19 am**

I win because you did not steal the correct victory.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:41 pm**

I win because I deceived you into thinking the correct victory was the incorrect one, thereby leaving you clutching artless, tawdry, and empty sham.....

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:18 pm**

I grab all dem' wins with the multiple mechanical arms that are coming out of the bag I'm carrying.

No matter what wins I got because I've got 'em all and that means I have the correct one too

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:01 am**

Apparently my fabulous acting skills allow me to win because there was never a win to steal.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:10 am**

and yet, i've somehow managed to steal it from you anyway.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:13 am**

If you somehow managed to steal it, how is this still going?

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:25 am**

*Ties your metaphorical legs together and steals the win whilst you faceplant.*

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:20 am**

OH NOES! IT RAINS! D:

While Welsh's armor explodes due to it being vulnerable to water, I grab the win that goes flying away...

...to a ledge

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:14 pm**

I press a random button on the ground (with my face) which teleports the win within tsMKG's reach to me

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:09 pm**

But while your still tied up, I slick the prize away and zip off with it. (Alright! Multiple players!).

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:23 pm**

I hit the button again, causing the win to teleport back to me.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:09 pm**

I grab you, now you are MY BEST WIN.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:50 pm**

I win because you grabbed a hologram.

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:51 am**

Well, then I grab literally EVERYTHING (including the planet) and hold it above me, so there's no way I could not have grabbed the WIN.

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:59 pm**

Sorting through the everything above your head, I find the win, jump down, and dash off with victory securely in hand.

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:09 pm**

I point out that tsMKG is technically just doing a hand-stand since we're ON the world in question, and you just jumped into empty space without an air tank.

logic for the win!

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:35 pm**

The WIN has just faded off into the void.

Oops, we all lose.

Posted: **Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:56 pm**

I win because I discovered a way to leave the current virtual reality layer. It could be the only layer, or there could be thousands.

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:59 pm**

Compacting all the layers into one, I extract the victory along with a cold, refreshing fruit-flavored beverage somewhat marred by excessive pulp.

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:00 pm**

I jump out and surprise you! While you're choking on your drink I take the win.

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:37 pm**

Sorry, lads, you'll only win when you pry my keyboard from my cold, dead hands

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:39 pm**

*steals your keyboard*

Huh... that was surprisingly easy.

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:13 pm**

I'll fight you with my ball point pen *poke*

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:40 pm**

I set an international fighting spectacle between you two and pocket all of the enormous royalties gleaned from the vast audiences witnessing the contest so I win.

Oh, incidentally, the fight was a draw. All the keys fell out of the board and the ball point went dry....

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:44 pm**

I have extras... but you're right, a yard stick would probably be more effective *waves it about wildly*

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:20 am**

TheSilverFox51 wrote:I have extras... but you're right, a yard stick would probably be more effective *waves it about wildly*

TheSilverFox51 wrote:I'll fight you with my ball point pen *poke*

Don't forget that you shall win somehow and not fight...

And now I'm off with the win. Have fun without it.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:31 am**

...and on that rational note of reconciliation, a lIttle tripsy, a quick snatch as you tumble, a catch of the prize, and off I dash with the win! Whoo whoo....who says cartoons aren't educational!?

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:40 am**

NHWestoN wrote:off I cash with the win!

straight into the concealed laser grid i set up while you were busy.

I'll need a minute to glue the cubes it cut the win into back together, but i'm leaving the rest off you in there.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:10 am**

I win because i am evil amd i don't care

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:09 pm**

Meh, can't think of a creative way to steal, so I'll just.. *Yoink*

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:27 am**

I scramble your brain with my deranged spell-checker and, as you struggle to regain your grip on reality, I snatch the last posting win.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:50 am**

Just because my brain has been fried like an egg doesn't mean I'll give up the win that easily.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:44 pm**

Ah...but by what devious and ingenious strategim will you take possession of it, hmmmm?

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:50 pm**

I... I have a heavy backpack? It weighs like forty pounds, so once I start swinging it I can't really stop. Not ingenious, but enough to take the win.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:54 pm**

I bribe everyone with Sea Salt ice cream and they just give me the LPW.

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:52 pm**

I'll pass, thanks. While your enjoying your ice cream I'll just... argh... Can you move your arm please? Thank you, now I have the win.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:21 am**

You evil cat!

You saddened Karishad!

Now you shall give me the WIN as a punishment if you don't want to pass to worse things

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