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Re: Last poster wins.

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You shouldn't have picked up that balloon...

Now you have to deal with me...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I pick up your head and paint it white
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It goes 'chainchomp' on you until i can retrieve it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I fill your mouth with gasoline, light it on fire and play basketball with your head.

So I win

(Wrong thread sorry)
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I put out the fire on your tail and hand you some aloe gel, winning with kindness! :D
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Surely no one cares for this thread anymore, so I win I guess.
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I win because I still care about this thread. :)
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Me too 8-) *blows up the moon*
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NOOOO!!! My Moon! :o :cry:
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My name is Ethan Bradberry and you've got prank'd!
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*Changes channels* ugh, i hate those shows.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Guys, please... Let's just win, okay? And that's what I do now! I WIN!!!
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No, I...WIN!
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No posting "I win" in this thread. It's boring.

PS: I win!
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I win
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I think I win.
State your opinion and we shall have a civilized duel.
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I am of the opinion that the world shall burn and be cleansed of life.
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I win because once I swallowed the sun.
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I win because I am darkness. I think.
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I win because I AM the internet! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I win because I'm the main frame computer the internet is stored on
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I win because your discord invite link doesn't work
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I win because nobody came when that thing did exist and now everyone is coming after we deleted it ;p
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I win because I made a new one

Now join so I can make the forum's mods mods and step down as a mod so mods don't get mad at me for being a mod and linking it on the forum. mod.
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I win because I joined the discord discussion!
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I win because I am tempted to join.
I decided to go with it.
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I show you the 2nd place and win.
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I show you what it looks like when I win.
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I point out that you're not winning.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I point at the ceiling and steal the win while you're not looking
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I disintegrate the win to keep you from having it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I get you arrested for looking eerily like another certain Purple humanoid before taking the machine which disintegrated the win, reverse engineering it to regenerate the win before taking it, cackling like a mad scientist as I run off with my new WIN.
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I pop up just long enough to point out that reverse engineering a disruptor won't fix things any more than doing that to a bomb would "un-explode" things, Snaping you out of your delusional state and back to the cold harsh reality that there is no win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Last poster wins.

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Cyborgs are full of win.
Dragons are full of win.
Thus Cyber Dragons are full of win to the power of two.

I thus donate my excess win to put the win back in this thread, and thus I win.
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
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Thanks for the win! *takes it*
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I win by flooding the subforum with revived topics.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I win because that isn't an honorable way to win.
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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I win because I stand for honour in a crazy world.
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I win because I want to play For Honor
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I win because I also want to play For Honor, but can't afford it. probably. How much does it cost again?
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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