Last poster wins.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 11:47 pm

Ack! everyone knows lawn darts are dangerous! You should be ashamed, so I'll take the win while you sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:14 am

I take the win.

...

That's it...

It's mine...

No... NO! Go away with those dang lawn darts!!!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:51 am

You're right. Lawn darts are dangerous. I thought about what I've done. I shoulda used SPEARGUNS !! ..... So, again, I take the win.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:26 pm

I retaliate with sharks! WITHFRICKINLASERBEAMS!

You're too late Weston... It is my win now!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:53 pm

Y'all underestimate my magical powers, I use them to combine a bear, duck and a beaver.... aaaanndd we have an over-sized platypus. While you deal with that I take the win.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:57 pm

well... carp. Delving into my own mystical abilities I use my "Friends" enchantment (D&D) and talk the over sized platypus into attacking you, it's creator!

While you are distracted fighting your abomination I take the win.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:06 pm

I magic (should I put a k on the end of that?) the platypus away, and preform various dark arts to can a rain of maple syrup to keep you stuck in place while I take the win.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:19 pm

After I away (covered in Maple syrup) I launch a series of hugs until you are covered in syrup also.

I take the win and magic(k) the rest of the syrup away!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:32 pm

I kick you in the shin, causing you to drop the win and allowing me to take it.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:42 pm

I call foul play! You've gonna TOO far!

The ref sides with me out for comic relief and hands me the win!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:10 pm

I kick you AND the ref in the shins and take the win away.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:24 pm

You are disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct and are forced to stand down.

Mine.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:54 pm

You're right, it's not nice to kick others in the shin... I punch you in the stomach and take the win

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:32 pm

I tackle you.

Tis' mine!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:39 pm

I push you off and take the win back!

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:13 pm

I Falcon Punch you!

My win!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:29 pm

I slap TUAM for using what I think is a Super Smash Bros. reference... What? This is the wrong thread? Oops... Anyway, I slap you and take the win

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:54 pm

I slap TUAM for replying to the wrong thread!

I then take the win and go to sleep.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:04 am

I take the win while you are sleeping

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 1:31 pm

Too bad because I'm awake now and take the win back!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 3:17 pm

My poor colleagues, such unseemly quarrelling among fans who should be friends ... GIMMEE THAT DANG THING NOW !!!! thank you. Have a good day or a better day as the case may be....

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:03 pm

YOU SHALL NOT HAVE IT! Why? 'cause I said so, now I'll take the win and be on my merry way.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:52 pm

*Hugs the Max look-alike, because the power of friendship always wins in these corny tales.*

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:06 pm

I steal the win from buster, even though I think her move was noble!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:02 pm

I steal the win away from Ferret because I have no time for this mushiness, even though I gladly accept hugs.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:23 am

I reclaim the win on the grounds of silver assuming my gender, even though they are right.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:13 pm

I steal the win back because gender needs not be in this conversation. This is about getting the win!

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:40 pm

I take the win for no reason at all!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:47 pm

I confiscate it from ferret for cheating.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:43 pm

"cheating!?" I take it back from Buster for accusing me (Correctly(I read the rules(But technically I made at sentence...))) of cheating!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:05 pm

I take the win from ferret because he's a big ol' cheater (he said so himself.) Cheater don't prosper....

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:42 am

...but sneaks do! Got it and I'm gone.

IanDenter · Post by **IanDenter** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:27 am

Uhm, do I win now?

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 10:32 am

Uuuh no, I do.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:45 pm

No, me now!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:50 pm

Very good, chaps. You've all worked hard and, in the game of life, you're all winners. Excerpt...this ain't that game so .... I win!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:26 pm

Too bad, I win now!

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:13 pm

Well it's a shame I've got to take that win from you old buddy, old pal. you see... I want it...

...

...

mine...

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:53 pm

"But it's our birthday!" but not really, I'm just quoting gollum, because I wants the win... the win, the precious... It's ours...

Bandit1990 · Post by **Bandit1990** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:58 pm

It is my Birthday, I'll take that win.