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...and a marvelous adventure, indeed, but the purpose of the thread being win, I am compelled to reach down into the dank cesspool of my treacherous and ungrateful soul to deftly secret the win .....
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I'll just take the win from West, since apparently he isn't trustworthy enough to have it... "Trustworthy" being relative, of course, I did just try and poison him. But I'll just take the win anyway.
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A mere attempted purloin just like your attempted poisoning, I successfully retain the win and remain obnoxiously triumphant.
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I'll just take off with this while you two are busy trading witty ripostes.
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I obtain the win and wait for the next person to post.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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And, being the next person to post, I win.......
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I then come back to win and wait for the possible next person.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Well, the weekend has come and gone. No one else showed up. Sooooooo I win!
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I don't want you to win, so I'll just win instead.
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Well, under those circumstances, I've arranged an avalanche of honey dew melons to immobilize you and allow me to reclaim the win....
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I'll just eat the melons... munch.... munch.... Okay this is taking too long, I'll just throw them at West and take the win.
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you took too long, i already knocked him out and ran off with it.
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Doggone it, Buster, now I got a bump on my noggin like Elmer Fudd! But, despite your impressive lead, a quick swoop of the old lasso and the win returns to its rightful owner ... which, as you correctly summized, is me.
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Sorry, but I have to tell you that ya called tha' out of the main function so I declare the unsigned win as mine.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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Fortunately, I have a ball-point pen which allows me to sign and snatch the win....
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I have an ink eraser... Wait. Why do I have this thing? Anyway, I'll just *Erases*, and sign in your place, so the win is mine!
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Your horrendous smudging renders the contract invalid so the win remains in my possession. `Cept now I have to pay a lawyer. sigh.
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the bunny-ears lawyer in question, gets you a $10mil damages settlement, to be payed in $5k monthly installments, and takes home her pay along with yet another courtroom victory.

*walks off with the win*
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No! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *bonks you with a stick* I'll be taking the win
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*takes it back*

NOT unless you can answer me these questions three...

WHAT is your name?

WHAT, Is your quest?

WHAT... is the name of the first Roki character I ever used?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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My name The Silver Fox! You took my win! Prepare to die! Or just give me the win, that's a lot easier... Anyway I'll just take the win off of you.
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Unhand that win, unchivalrous varlet!! 'course, I guess if I was chivalrous, I'd hand the win back to Buster... Oh, well, knighthood's a relic so ..... Keepers! I win.
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*Ties NHWestoN's feet together* Takes the win.
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Ah ha! Unknown to you, Welsh Halfwit, master Houdini taught me the ancient ... umph ... art of knot ... ehhh ... release and I quickly ... gahhhhh ... unleash .... unleeeee .... puff, gasp, pant, whew.

Okay, Welsh, still has the stupid win for now .... but I'll be baaa ... ow!
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Steals the win
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Cadyshack groundhog comes through again ... I win.
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Well, Time to play whack-a-mole... I get the win through my determination and well-planned hammer swings
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I recover the win through my artful dodging talents and furious digging skill which cause the ground to open beneath your feet, plummeting you to the depths of the earth's molten core.
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I catch the win while you fall into your own hole.
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I politely ask the win from you....AND IT WORKS! :D
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Being polite has no place here, this is a war! I fight you for the win, and get it.
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Superior to war is subterfuge so I just pinched the fool thing while you were dukin' it out with everybody else in this thread...
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Using cartoon physics I come in from above and run away with the win
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An ACME anvil falls on you and I swipe the win away
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I run past you swiping the win before painting a road on a brick wall and going through it
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all of you are sucked into the pit of doom for not answering my questions, meanwhile i casually scoop up and wander off with the win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I take the win into the pit with me as I fall
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I push you to the side as I swipe the win again from your paws.
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Catching Gael and Crud as they fall, heroically rescuing them from a hideous demise, I use the diverse created by the scoring crowds to pocket the win and skull away...
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i knock west out with the random skull his typos spawned into existence and run off with the win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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