Last poster wins.
Re: Last poster wins.
...and a marvelous adventure, indeed, but the purpose of the thread being win, I am compelled to reach down into the dank cesspool of my treacherous and ungrateful soul to deftly secret the win .....
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
I'll just take the win from West, since apparently he isn't trustworthy enough to have it... "Trustworthy" being relative, of course, I did just try and poison him. But I'll just take the win anyway.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
A mere attempted purloin just like your attempted poisoning, I successfully retain the win and remain obnoxiously triumphant.
- Bandit1990
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Re: Last poster wins.
I'll just take off with this while you two are busy trading witty ripostes.
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- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I obtain the win and wait for the next person to post.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
And, being the next person to post, I win.......
- Zesortinge
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Re: Last poster wins.
I then come back to win and wait for the possible next person.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Last poster wins.
Well, the weekend has come and gone. No one else showed up. Sooooooo I win!
- Render
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Re: Last poster wins.
I don't want you to win, so I'll just win instead.
Re: Last poster wins.
Well, under those circumstances, I've arranged an avalanche of honey dew melons to immobilize you and allow me to reclaim the win....
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
I'll just eat the melons... munch.... munch.... Okay this is taking too long, I'll just throw them at West and take the win.
Allons-y
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
you took too long, i already knocked him out and ran off with it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
Doggone it, Buster, now I got a bump on my noggin like Elmer Fudd! But, despite your impressive lead, a quick swoop of the old lasso and the win returns to its rightful owner ... which, as you correctly summized, is me.
Last edited by NHWestoN on Sun May 06, 2018 8:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Last poster wins.
Sorry, but I have to tell you that ya called tha' out of the main function so I declare the unsigned win as mine.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
Re: Last poster wins.
Fortunately, I have a ball-point pen which allows me to sign and snatch the win....
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
I have an ink eraser... Wait. Why do I have this thing? Anyway, I'll just *Erases*, and sign in your place, so the win is mine!
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Your horrendous smudging renders the contract invalid so the win remains in my possession. `Cept now I have to pay a lawyer. sigh.
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
the bunny-ears lawyer in question, gets you a $10mil damages settlement, to be payed in $5k monthly installments, and takes home her pay along with yet another courtroom victory.
*walks off with the win*
*walks off with the win*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
No! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *bonks you with a stick* I'll be taking the win
Allons-y
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
*takes it back*
NOT unless you can answer me these questions three...
WHAT is your name?
WHAT, Is your quest?
WHAT... is the name of the first Roki character I ever used?
NOT unless you can answer me these questions three...
WHAT is your name?
WHAT, Is your quest?
WHAT... is the name of the first Roki character I ever used?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
My name The Silver Fox! You took my win! Prepare to die! Or just give me the win, that's a lot easier... Anyway I'll just take the win off of you.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Unhand that win, unchivalrous varlet!! 'course, I guess if I was chivalrous, I'd hand the win back to Buster... Oh, well, knighthood's a relic so ..... Keepers! I win.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Last poster wins.
*Ties NHWestoN's feet together* Takes the win.
Re: Last poster wins.
Ah ha! Unknown to you, Welsh Halfwit, master Houdini taught me the ancient ... umph ... art of knot ... ehhh ... release and I quickly ... gahhhhh ... unleash .... unleeeee .... puff, gasp, pant, whew.
Okay, Welsh, still has the stupid win for now .... but I'll be baaa ... ow!
Okay, Welsh, still has the stupid win for now .... but I'll be baaa ... ow!
Re: Last poster wins.
Steals the win
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
Re: Last poster wins.
Cadyshack groundhog comes through again ... I win.
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
Well, Time to play whack-a-mole... I get the win through my determination and well-planned hammer swings
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
I recover the win through my artful dodging talents and furious digging skill which cause the ground to open beneath your feet, plummeting you to the depths of the earth's molten core.
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Re: Last poster wins.
I catch the win while you fall into your own hole.
Re: Last poster wins.
I politely ask the win from you....AND IT WORKS!
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
- TheSilverFox51
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Re: Last poster wins.
Being polite has no place here, this is a war! I fight you for the win, and get it.
Allons-y
Re: Last poster wins.
Superior to war is subterfuge so I just pinched the fool thing while you were dukin' it out with everybody else in this thread...
Re: Last poster wins.
Using cartoon physics I come in from above and run away with the win
Re: Last poster wins.
An ACME anvil falls on you and I swipe the win away
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
Re: Last poster wins.
I run past you swiping the win before painting a road on a brick wall and going through it
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Re: Last poster wins.
all of you are sucked into the pit of doom for not answering my questions, meanwhile i casually scoop up and wander off with the win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Last poster wins.
I take the win into the pit with me as I fall
Re: Last poster wins.
I push you to the side as I swipe the win again from your paws.
Despite What You've been told... I once had a soul.
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
Left somewhere behind...
~~Avatar by MrAxolatte~!!
Re: Last poster wins.
Catching Gael and Crud as they fall, heroically rescuing them from a hideous demise, I use the diverse created by the scoring crowds to pocket the win and skull away...
- Buster
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Re: Last poster wins.
i knock west out with the random skull his typos spawned into existence and run off with the win.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.