Last poster wins.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Sat May 26, 2018 9:49 am

I knock buster out with a rock and steal the win

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 26, 2018 11:27 am

... and an easy trip using one of the sophisticated moves Ms. Carlson taught me in sixth grade ballet class sends you sprawling and allows me to recover the win.

(Incidentally, while Buster is correct about the typo in "skull", she erroneously thought the error was the second letter "k" in the word "skulk" when the missing letter was actually "c" for the word "scull". This intrusion constitutes another petty personal attempt by the writer to obscure his typographic ineptness and the humiliations it usually causes.)

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat May 26, 2018 2:11 pm

NHWestoN wrote:she erroneously thought the error was the second letter "k" in the word "skulk" when the missing letter was actually "c" for the word "scull".

No, i just noticed that Skull isn't a verb and jumped on that. zero effort was made to identify the correct word.

*wins argument*

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 26, 2018 4:21 pm

Actually, "to skull" can be a slang term to bop someone on the head, but the real reason for my abject digression was to divert you enough to restate your (correct) argument long enough to snitch back the win for being last poster ... and I did. Heeheeheeheehee ... etc.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Sun May 27, 2018 9:48 pm

Ugh I haven't been stranded without internets for the past few days to come back and argue grammar logic or whatever is happening, so I'll just take the win

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 28, 2018 9:47 am

I take advantage of your interactive befuddlement to take the win.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Mon May 28, 2018 10:54 pm

I'm back... for a little while, so I'll take the win while I'm here

Vanice · Post by **Vanice** » Wed May 30, 2018 12:57 am

It's almost 1am. I should be sleep not stealing wins.
....oh well
Walks away with the win

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 4:04 am

I show up out of nowhere and am the only one to have posted in months...

I win.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 30, 2018 7:07 am

Disoriented and confused because of your long absence, you are unable to detect my unexpected snatch of the win.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:09 pm

I snatch the win away from Weston, it's not nice to take things from people because they are disoriented!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:58 pm

... and I crib it back from you `cause it's nice to win.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 30, 2018 2:43 pm

I agree, that's why I'm taking the win from you

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:00 pm

Nope! *swipes win*

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:04 pm

NO! MY WIN! Just kidding, I'm taking it away from you.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:04 pm

*Steals win and casually mentions The Game*
(Which means anyone who reads this post loses.)

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:06 pm

ACK! not the game! For that you have to give the win back to me! Thank you.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:23 pm

NEVER!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:36 pm

Too bad! I want the win, so I will take it

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 5:39 pm

In a few years you will look back on this moment and realize you spent hours of your life for a fake game with nothing to win or lose... Except the win! ITS MINE!
*Clobbers silver and takes the win*

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed May 30, 2018 6:09 pm

Don't try and give me some sort of existential crisis, I have those enough already! I'll take the win from you thanks *Pepper sprays Ferret*

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 6:18 pm

EEEVVVIIILLLL!!! *Curls up and cries*
After a while of quiet sobbing I jump back up and take the win back thank you very much!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 30, 2018 6:34 pm

It simply grieves me so to see you two fine folks quarreling so I'll just remove the win from contention and leave you both in peace.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Wed May 30, 2018 6:45 pm

I refuse to relinquish my grasp on the win.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 31, 2018 9:56 am

Too bad, because I'm back... Muhahahahaha thank you for the win!

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Thu May 31, 2018 10:05 am

I take the win back and stick my tongue out at silver!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 31, 2018 10:08 am

I slap you for sticking your tongue out at me, and take the win away

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Thu May 31, 2018 10:09 am

I slap you in the blushing face and ask what you are hiding!

then take the win.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 31, 2018 6:18 pm

As you slide innocently into the "Slap the User Above You" responses, I step forward as "last poster" and win.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Thu May 31, 2018 8:50 pm

NOPE! I win now!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Thu May 31, 2018 9:51 pm

Hehe It's cute that you think you can win this! I'll just casually slide in and remove the win from your possession.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:08 am

NOPE! MY WIN!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:05 pm

Nah, the win is mine. I'm just going to take it, no special effects, not cheap tricks, I'm just gonna take it and go...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:01 am

well great... now what am i supposed to do with this pyrotechnics kit?

*Blows up the win out of frustration*

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:54 am

*Furiously scrounges the nearby are looking for all of the shards of the win*

"It won't be that easy to beat me I'm afraid, Buster!"

Scampers of with the win.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:16 pm

NO! I'm taking the win now, I wants it...

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:07 pm

I refuse to give in and steal the win back!

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:49 pm

I grab a foam sword and poke you with it until you drop the win, I'll take it and go.

Ferret · Post by **Ferret** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:07 pm

I pull out a Nerf gun and rapidly fire it at you. While you are in cover I snatch the win and run.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:58 pm

Lawn darts!! You're pinned and I win.