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In soviet Russia, forum posts on users.

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In soviet Russia dog walks you!

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In Soviet Russia, clown laughs at you!

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In soviet Russia, Field mouse eats Hawk!

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In Siviet Russia, foxes hunt hunters.

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In soviet Russia, you ban admin!

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In soviet Russia, in soviet Russia jokes about in soviet Russia jokes about in soviet Russia jokes about...

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In Soviet Russia they make Russian Soviet jokes.

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In soviet Russia, bike rides you!

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In Soviet Russia... Dance Breaks You!
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In Soviet Russia, clothes take off you!

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In soviet Russia law breaks you!

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In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

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In Soviet Russia the KGB and the secret services of the satellite states would extensively monitor public and private opinion, internal subversion and possible revolutionary plots in the Soviet Bloc.
In supporting those Communist governments, the KGB was instrumental in crushing the Hungarian Revolution of 1956, and the Prague Spring of "Socialism with a Human Face", in 1968 Czechoslovakia.

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While that sure is an interesting fact Punchy, it doesn't really fit with the theme of this thread. The jokes are supposed to be short and to the point, and not really based on true fact.

Example: In Soviet Russia, music listen to you!

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In Soviet Russia, you bonk mod!

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In Soviet Russia, you try to kill Australia :P

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In Soviet Russia, Russia visits you.

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In Soviet Russia, deer hunts you!

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I Soviet Russia, thunder hears you.

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In Soviet Russia, store pays you.

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In Soviet Russia Wodka drinks you.

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In Soviet Russia Joke tells you!

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In Soviet Russia, cake bakes you.

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In Soviet Russia clown laughs at YOU!

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In soviet Russia cake is not lie, you are.

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In Soviet Russia, beer drinks you.

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In Soviet Russia, walk take you for dog.

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In Soviet Russia, you get mud dirty

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In Soviet Russia, jail goes to you.

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In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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In Soviet Russia, sandwich has you for lunch!

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In Soviet Russia, exams fail you.

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