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It's actually a woman :geek:

How does this -> :D <- guy eat with only one tooth?

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It's a really, really, REALLY BIG tooth !

If Saturn has rings, what does it's bell tone sound like?


Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:41 pm
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It sounds like a bell.

How old is the post that I just finished typing right before I posted it.

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Two seconds earlier if your iPad is an antique like mind.

How many herons are needed to sustain a performance of the Hallelujah Chorus?


Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:56 am
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You know, I don't know *shrugs*

Why did you ask that specific question in the first place?

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That's actually a very good question …

on the other hand, asking how many herons are needed for the Hallelujah Chorus meets the thread's criteria for a stupide question. Everyone knows herons will only sing Verdi [or...if they're really motivated, Wagner].


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The answer to your question is pi.
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Anti-gravity.

How will I become a god?

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By solving for an impossible square root. Any of them. If you can do it, you'll become one.
Why does the rain fall from the sky?

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Water is inherently clumsy.

Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?


Thu Oct 25, 2018 10:52 am
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NHWestoN Wrote:
Water is inherently clumsy.

Why aren't oysters allowed to vote?

Because as soon as otters earned the right as well, the voting results would get awkward

What weighs more, 50 pounds of bricks, or 50 pounds of feathers?

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Depends on the sack which contains them...

If it's fluffy, is it automatically cute?


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LOOK AT THIS MAMMOTH AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL! LOOK AT IT!

Why is the sky neon green?

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No silly, it's brown.

How do feet smell if they don't have a nose?

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Did you just assume that they don't have olfactory capabilities?

How many hands are there in one foot?

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About half a gross.

What's north of the North Pole?

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The norther pole.

How many holes do you have to poke in a pail to turn it into a bucket?

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all of the holes

Why would you want to?

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To prove that a colander can be turned into a cheese grater.

If a grater grates, can a grate grater?

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It's not that great at it.

Want to help me with the test flight of the Balistic Lamp?

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No, but I know of somebody who might.
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Where can you find this miraculous spice called "love"?

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the next isle down from "Constipated facial expression". try not to mix the two up.

Where's the beef?

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Dunno... *burps*

Do you have any more?

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Swimmingly!

What's the perfect ingredients for the perfect superpower?

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A grilled cheese.

Do flowers have gender?

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Doorway

What does the color green taste like?

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Nausea...

If there's no business like show business, what's accounting?


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Count von Count is counting.

Where does Bert hide?

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the closet. Duh. Someone's got to keep ernie company in there.

where can i get spidershoes?

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Arachniprada.

Is a rock concert igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?


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Yes.

how exactly does one make their face do an :arrow: expression?

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Goat cheese.

Why is Gamora?

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Because Thanos.

Are you Groot?

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I know you are...

But what am I?

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Bart Simpson, apparently.

how many cats does it take to conquer France?

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Pi.

How many pi's to make a raspberry pudding pop?

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If they start out as cub scouts, why don't they grow up to be bear scouts?


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