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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
A squishy noise.

Why do you want to know that?

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There are flying fish everywhere.

Why do fish have wings?

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They need them to hunt sheep and cows.

Why is there no cheese made of pigs milk?

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Got milk?

Why are cows so udderly mad?

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We constantly force milk outta them.

Why are the lights so bright?

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Because it contains sweat and lots of ribbons.

Will Will will wheel?

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Depends if Jack has the bone.

Why is it healthy to stick chili peppers up your nose?

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It's killing viruses.

What movie did I just buy?

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The one you can watch on the tv.
Why do pineapples exist?

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Because spongebob needs a house.

Why do snowmen die in summer?

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Because they give the sun a cold shoulder.

Why is the world round? (It's really oval)

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It ate all the pies.
Why bother getting up?

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Because you're going down!

Why am I suddenly on the floor?

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The peanut butter wills it.

Did you put peanut butter all over yourself?

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He probably wanted to attract some grape jelly.

Where have all the flowers gone?

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Scamp trampled them all.

Why can I smell things?

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Nobody nose.
Where have all the puns gone?

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It was punny the first time.

Did I wot?

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Well... off topic.

What's topic?

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That what you do.

Shall I eat fish for dinner?

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I guess he's on the phone.

why am I studying?

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Because you did not think while crossing the street last week.

Who put the salt in the saltwater?

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Because you did not think while crossing the street last week.

Who put the salt in the saltwater?


The water did.

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Squeeze a bit of lemon on it.

Can I mix ice cream and soup?

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No, they're unmixable.

What happens to the light when I close the fridge?

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No, they're unmixable.

What happens to the light when I close the fridge?


Fridges are like black holes, photons disappears/absorbs into them.

Why is Country music?

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Because it's the circle of life

How does a smile smiley?

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When frowny frowns.

Ketchup?

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Don't tell me to hurry!

Why are the veg in the kitchen having a race?

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The steaks try to eat them.

Will we ever land men on mars?

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I think Axe Apollo did.

Why is my ice cold?

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Because... Hey ya!

What's happening to the vending machine?

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Rathead

When will I come out?

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When it stops raining.

Where does the rain come from?

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Tears from fallen clouds.

Is cactus tasty?

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It's the bear necessities of life.
Actually yes, yes it is...


What's a moving avatar called?

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Syk.

Why was Roo absent so long?

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Because he lost Kanga.

How can feet smell if they don't have a nose?

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Noses have feet.

Where are the USB mice?

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I think the rat has wifi.

Did the refrigerator run?

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