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Laughing is actually you regurgitating all of the Unfunny jokes the funny one is purging from your system.

Why, Snowman..?

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Because cottage cheese.

What is an apple pie made out of.

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Coconuts and pomegranates.

Why is water wet?

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Because it hasn't had a chance to get a tan yet.

Why is there no question here?

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Because it flew away.

What color is purple?

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Yes.

How am eat foods?

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Precisely !!

If lizards could, would you?


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Maybe on Tuesday, but only at night.

When is Mars?

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12:37 PM

What colour is 1?

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Orange.

What's the Square Root of a banana?

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Banana split infinitive.

How many miles can a bicycle go on a gallon of olive oil?


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'Merica, heck yeah!

how many metrical gallons is a missile worth?

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All of them.

Do icebergs tango?


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Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

How much grape would a grapechuck chuck if a grapechuck could chuck grapes?

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Grapenut

Are all melons watermelons if they have water?

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Yes, but only is the secret ritual is preformed at midnight on a sunny afternoon.

How many bacon can you feed a goku before he has a heart attack?

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Unknown since the kidneys invariably fail first...

How long must icing occur before it's frosting?


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About 183852635400 periods of the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.

Why is this post number 778 in this thread?

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Because 777 was taken
Why is the sky red?

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All the Blue got used up on the oceans.

Can fish dance?


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Only the robot.

If we're looking at now, now, and we passed then just now, when will be soon?

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Eventually.

Where will we get lollipops when all the herring have flown to Angola?


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the same place as always. they're actually just fermented oompaloompa eyes.

Why?

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That report is locked up for now in the subcommittee.

How does a bassoon reproduce?


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When a bassoon and a monsoon are in a relationship they METAPHOR REDACTED. METAPHOR ALSO REDACTED. and no seriously I don't want to set off the filter. Use your imagination. with a pipe wrench.

Where can I get vegan hamburger?

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Ask your local cannibal
Is the sky wet?

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only when it's orange in the mornings and evenings. the paint turns blue/black as it dries.

how do you join the forum?

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You don't...the forum joins you.

Why are there no rattlesnakes in jazz quartets?


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The fact that they play the drums by literal head-banging makes them fit in better with Metal bands.

of oranges are called oranges why aren't bananas called "yellows"?

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'Cause "Y'ellow" is how they say "Hi" in upper Michigan and, yes, they have no bananas....

Where does the sun go when it's down?


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To Australia.

Why do dogs howl at our moon only and not at Saturn's moons for example?

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Because only cats howl to those

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Love is a many splendored sting.

What is time?


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Not that.

If it's called a parking space, does that mean it's safe to land a spaceship on?

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Well, if there's enough space and it's parking....

Which breeds are the dog days of summer for?


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Not enough for the Winter days.

What's green and red?

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Wouldn't know, I'm daltonic

What year is it?

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We stopped using 'years'
The date is 15261.2

Why are there frogs in my train tunnel?

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Because apparently the box cars need to be "toad"....

...but do you recall the mist famous reindeer of all?


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Of course! Doomlaser the unkillable, ender of holidays!

why does :ugeek: have such a pathetic beard?

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