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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
He got in a knife fight with a rat.

Is your refrigerator running?

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Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:11 am
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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, I tied it down.
Does your computer work?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, it's not allowed to leave the house.

How far is it to the next ATM?

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Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:18 am
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ask again later, I'm busy ATM.
How is turning into a fish going?

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I only know the first step: You need to wear your underpants on your head.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

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Because he was waiting for a chick.
How far can you walk?

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All the way to my car.

Why does the chicken cross the möbius band?

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Because the road is made out of Klien bottles.

Does this make sense?

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I don't think words are that creative.

Does having glasses mean your eyes burn when looking at the sun?

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nonsense! you reflect the light into a laser beam to vaporize your enemies!
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Only if the moon is on fire.

What is needed to burn the moon?

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A lampshade, an analogue TV antenna, one dozen non-venomous snakes, one hundred tonnes of Edam, and two pry-bars.

How long will it take me to travel around the world using a pogo stick that pos but does not go?

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Anywhere but there.

Why is there text?

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All pictures have been sold already.

How long to boil an egg?

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You set it on fire.

Where is your nose?

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I don't know, but both my eyes complain that between them, somthing smells.

How far can a do run into the woods?

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42.

And when?

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when it happens.

Why can't I see my ears?

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I can.

Who it that guy over there?

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Obviously not me.

Why is everyone looking at us?

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a fish likes to cook seaweed.

Why are we being followed?

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Because your shadow likes you.
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a cube has 6 squares with four sides.

why am I procrastinating?

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Because I'm not.
Why am I so hyper?

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You ate the hyperdrive.

When will the sun explode?

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When it goes right to your thighs!

How do I thing?

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First you'll have to find a book about thing. Then you'll have to read it to know.

What does the fox say?

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I have no idea, which is what I say which is what the fox says...
Who asks that kind of question of me?

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TUAU.

How does cell division work?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
First it goes on a relationship with itself, then it finds out it has been cheating with itself and goes on an emotional roller coaster ride with itself, then it finally decided to break up.

How did the what now?

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or you could Take a phone and cut it in half!
The what did did the who now what?
Who parked their park on my car?

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the bird did.

did the fox say anything?

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Depends, were you listening to any of me when I said what I said when I said what I said and when?
Who wants to know the truth?

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42

what is 42?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
a number of impossible being and scale...
How large is the moon?

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depends on how much cheese you can eat in one sitting.

why did the mouse make sheep noises?

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Because it was feeling a little sheepish.

Why is why spelt why?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
That makes us able to tell it apart from the word bus.

How much gold is dissolved in the oceans?

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depends on how much change fell into the sea

Why doesn't a rock float on water?

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Because it eats too much.

What sound does a fish hitting a windshield make?

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