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Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.

How much is the fish?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
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Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.

How much is the fish?


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Twentyfour.

Why is english fish more expensive than german fish (€0,99)?

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Fish and Fries.

What watt?

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BOOM's what.

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On Feb 30th.

Red or green?

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Both!

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No, but if I was grey I would die.
(That's what the song says if you slow it down a bit)

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if the shoe fits.

why is my soda pop bubbling?

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Maybe someone paid it.

Is there any hope?

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When the fish decides to eat sushi

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Yesterday's Friday.

Umbrella or Parasol?

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It depends... if you are hungry or if it is raining.

Are you hungry or is it raining?

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It is hungry and I am raining.

Left or right?

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Butter Socks!
Why does coffee taste like coffee?

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Because it's made of coffee.
Why do I not like shoes?

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Because pants
Why does hot pizza taste of pain

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Check the door.

Why is the snow cold?

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Because you're a potato.
Why am I not warm?

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You didn't eat the potato.

Why isn't soup a solid?

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Because it's not a brick.
Why can't I party?

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Potatoes only.
Why are we talking about potatoes?

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We are out of peas.

Why is Ratty's Skype broken?

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Because he dropped it.

How do clouds make rain?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Rainbow Dash is jumping on them and that squeezes the water out.

Why should I ask a stupid question?

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Cause you get a stupid answer. :P

How do they fill chocolate with caramel?

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The same way they put the lime in the coconut!

Were catwalks originally made for cats?


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No it was Micheal Jackson.

Why are candy canes so colorful.

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They're baby rainbows.

Why can't I fly to the moon?

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Because it wants privacy

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Because you haven't eaten Skittles.
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Because your hand isn't made out of metal.

Why is the ocean blue?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The ocean is jealous of the sky as it cannot fly. So it just mirrors the sky. (Look up in the blue sky. Try to find out why the sky is blue, that's basically the same reason.)


Why is my urge so high to give the correct answer?

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Post Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because you are a truthful person, and you're incapable of deliberately giving a wrong answer. Because you don't like to guess, so you wouldn't reply with one. OK, maybe that's not a stupid answer but that's the best I could do.

Why so serious?


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Because... because... because... because of flying pigs! Image


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As long it's not near a hot stove.

Why is the grass green?

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Because someone painted it all green.

Can a potato record audio as well as video?

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Of course not you need a carrot to do that.

Can you dig a hole in the ocean.

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Only if you have some hot sauce.

Are tigers vegetarians?

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Somehow, that's called second-hand-vegetarian.

Why is it colder on mountains than in the valley?

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