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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:27 am
by aBritishfox
Okay, fairly simple, you ask the most silliest of questions and the person below has to answer it in a stupid way
For example:
Q.What is 1+1= ?
A.Window
Then the person has to ask a question so example:
A. Window
Q. Why do romans like to roam?
Got it?
Let's start.
Why do clouds look like candy floss?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:34 am
by Crux
Because santa had diarrhea.
What did the fox say?
Sorry can't help it. XD *gets brick'd*
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:45 am
by Render
That tastes like chicken.
How much is the fish?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:13 pm
by Saturn381
He's bigger than my hand.
How do they get the pink into pink lemonade?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:32 pm
by Kyuunado
They find sick lemons
How can you tell if your breathing automatically?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:48 pm
by aBritishfox
Well you can try it manually and tell me later.
How do you keep an idiot waiting?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:07 pm
by Crux
Look! A bird!
Why is mr. green... green?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:36 pm
by Kyuunado
Smilin' green at the change all around... I'll pick up my guitar and play. Just like yesterday. And I'll get on my knees and praaaaay... We wont get fooled again!
Why must I, I, I, I, I sing these lyrics?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:54 pm
by Render
Because it's last year.
What will I get for openermas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:06 am
by RatHead
it equals 2
what's sound?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:23 am
by Render
Potatoes.
Can you swim?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:25 am
by Kyuunado
According to the referee I can dive!
Where do lost socks go?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:37 am
by kurowolfe
They escape to the land of Eeeks, to run away from tyrannical landlords.
Do you dance in your sleep?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:22 am
by aBritishfox
No, but I lie down when I'm tired.
What is magic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:25 am
by Kyuunado
It's a kind of magic.
Where did the cows go?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:25 am
by Render
They followed the rhino.
How to catch a Pokémon?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:01 pm
by Saturn381
You catch 'em with a net.
Can you get a suntan from a sunflower?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:36 pm
by RatHead
you go to a sunflower tan bar
what's the next person gonna be?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:50 pm
by Render
A RandomGeekNamedRender.
Why are commercials (nearly) always lousy and boring?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:48 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
because it's been proven that people who are bored by commercials will go out and buy things to pass the time until the show starts again.
Doctor who?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:47 pm
by Render
Robert Picardo.
Why is the sky blue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:42 am
by Saturn381
Cause it's an ocean in the sky.
What does 1 plus 1 equal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:04 am
by Crux
window, everybody knows that.
If I throw a fish in the air, will it become a flying fish, or a fishing fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:41 am
by Render
Neither nore. It will become a bird smelling like fish.
Why does Ramen taste so good?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:43 am
by Crux
Because it's made of people.
Why are the gnomes playing games in my bathroom?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:13 pm
by kurowolfe
Because the lawns are overrun by wood trolls.
Biscuits or socks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:43 am
by Saturn381
Lucky Charms.
What color is Jim's red gun?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:28 am
by Kyuunado
Donkey.
What's the most wonderful time of the year?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:48 am
by GeckoZY
I don't really read them, so it's hard to say which one is the most wonderful one
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What's up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:10 am
by Render
The sun.
Why is the sun up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:58 pm
by Crux
Because the moon woke him up.
why is there an arrow on my face?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:41 am
by Render
Somebody missed you knee.
Why isn't there any snow around my place?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:55 am
by aBritishfox
It's snow joke people don't like winter there.
Why is the world round?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:08 am
by Kyuunado
Because of sphere-mans rho.
Why is there no christmas spirit?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:12 am
by aBritishfox
Because it won't fit in the bottle
Why is chocolate brown?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:13 am
by Render
White was already taken by milk.
How many monsters are in Loch Ness?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:53 pm
by RatHead
he's ugly,
what does Tails say?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:35 pm
by GeckoZY
What the fox says.
How many rings can a loop have?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:39 pm
by RatHead
Do a barrel roll!
why so many foxys?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:27 am
by Crux
because they went viral
why does my mouse have one eye?