Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:04 pm

Depends on if you plead guilty.

Are my eyes orange or purple?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:01 pm

They're taupe with hints of puce.

Has anyone seen my spleen?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:54 pm

WELL! LETS TAKE A LOOK AT IT MISTER GUMBY! NUUURSE!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE FORGOT THE ANESTHETIC!!!

We've all heard of spirit animals, but what's your spirit heavy-construction-machine?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 9:56 am

When I shake hands with danger, I like knowing my Caterpillar D6 Track Type Bulldozer Dozer Tractor is on my shoulder.

Where can I get a Dog to English dictionary?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 10:44 am

Try Big Jeremy’s House of Books and Heavy Machinery.

Would you care for something to drink?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:04 pm

Creme of Lighter Fluid would be nice.

How do I get my cat to stop chewing up my shoes?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:23 pm

Offer it a dead bird.

Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:11 pm

I'll take a tomato.

What's shaking?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:55 pm

My gold chain in yo face, foo'

Where's the beef?

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:07 pm

It is both nowhere and everywhere and every time with showing up at anytime.

Can philosophy bake?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:55 pm

Only in Greek.

Can I borrow a cup of TNT?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:59 pm

Not without my father's blessing.

Who's making that racket?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:01 pm

Spaulding.

What's up, Tiger Lily?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:56 pm

... Japanese beetles?

You gonna finish that?

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:55 pm

I have a fork.

What is your favorite color of the Bermuda Alphabet?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:30 am

Teal Lion Fish.

What time is it at noon?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:52 pm

Time to feed the Gremlins.

How many universes are there?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:06 pm

Any

What're you writing, Mr Wilde?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:50 pm

A ship-fic between me and Judy, what else. Keepin' it T-rated, though.

I can be really cranky if I'm sleep deprived, you?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:57 pm

I'm cranky when you're sleep deprived, too.

How can I eliminate all free radicals?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 9:08 pm

Offer one with the purchase of any large soft drink.

Any idea where California went?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 11:30 am

They burned it down for the insurance money.

Would you care for a mint?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 9:22 am

As long as bacon is involved.

Do you have any fruit to declare?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:39 pm

You really expect me to answer that when the fruit flies might still be listening?

Hey, buddy, can you spare a dime?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:59 pm

Nope, only ten cents.

How many hinges are on a scissor?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:08 pm

It depends. An African Scissor or a European Scissor?

Can you put a tiger in my tank?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:22 pm

That depends whether this station is an Esso.

Is this station an Esso?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:29 pm

Unless it's moving … then it's a Mobil.

If you're waiting with bated breath, what are tryin' to catch?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:24 pm

Bait fish.

If everything you touch turns to gold, what happens when you touch gold?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:03 pm

It turns to you

OMG what did you just turn into?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun Nov 10, 2019 12:36 am

I turned into the grocery store parking lot. Isn't that where you want to go?

Who here speaks German?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:11 pm

My pet chihuahua, and it won't stop.

My friend accidentally no-clipped out of reality and hasn't been seen since. Where'd he go?

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:14 am

He is somewhere between areas 1 and 12637836467. Probably around area 743985784367876.

Did somebody ever Rick-roll Rick Astley?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:47 pm

Don't think so … but I heard he was ricksawed or Rick O'Shea`d.

If you lead a horse to water is he still gonna order a mixed drink?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 3:15 pm

Lets just say you should stock prep the mint julep the moment he comes in.

Do you accept American Express?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:01 pm

Nope, only Pan Am and Greyhound.

Who put a moat around my house?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:32 pm

The alligators.

Is this question a particularly bad question?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:13 am

It's the best worst question ever!

Can you spare a jar of capers?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:42 am

Of course I can, Sherlock!

What do we have in River City?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:09 pm

Heck if I know, have you tried the tourist burro?

Can you score me tickets for the Puppy Bowl?