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They have air conditioning

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Only if it isn't cold.

Why is the water so wet?
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That's made because of the fish. they would dry out if water wouldn't be wet.

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Yeah, except you'd be so dry you'd have to pull yourself to wet land.

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Don't they ride?

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aBritishfox wrote:Don't they ride?

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Just to check I have a voice :P

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Yeah, I'm feeling skate-bored. Yesterday I was really card-bored.
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No, they make the bologna grater.

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Because we don't have four

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I refuse to answer that question. :P

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Who knows, I might get smarter.

Could hitting you with a dictionary mean words can hurt you?
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Of course not. It'll prove paper cuts.


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The round one.

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You gotta reincarnate into one.

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Unfortunately we're all out of eggrolls, sir.

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The time it takes to warm an oven.

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Sure, but the wind monsters will be very cross.

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Of course, because now it wants to hurt you.

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Chestnut :lol:

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No, she's blue.

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One's a hut, other one is a larger hut.

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Of course.

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Saturn381 wrote:Of course.

What comes to mind when I say the word Ska?
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What comes to mind when I say beaches and barbecue?
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Sunburned steak and sandy ribs.

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Start a Running Nose Party! Huzzah!

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Yes.

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Cause she's been married that many times.

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Of course, they would've had that April fools joke about Nester being playable be true.

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I'd say 4 but 1 is picking your nose, you should be honoured!

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It's when your heart falls into your stomach.

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If you like stereotypical alien movies where children are used as weapons, then yes! *cough* Maze runner *cough*

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I've always had a Goat simulation :P

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I'm a DUCK! *dramatic face*

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Yes. splash - plop - splash - smack [/url]

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Because it cut the cheese.

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#FF0000

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The existence of the number 41.

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They went on vacation.

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