Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:48 pm

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Is there life on mars?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:58 pm

No, but they have monopoly!

do catz really wantz cheezeburgerz?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun May 04, 2014 4:23 pm

No, they want fish sandwiches.

Where do I go when I sleep?

Post by **Render** » Sun May 04, 2014 7:45 pm

Either to Namibia or to Papua New Guinea, that depends on the moment you fall asleep.

How many uninteresting munbers do exist?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon May 05, 2014 12:56 am

Who is this munbers?
yes, that's both my question and answer XD;

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon May 05, 2014 10:38 am

My Mom!

Did you know that pie (3.14) day is a holy day?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Tue May 06, 2014 3:37 am

Yes, a day that goes indefinitely.

Who is John Madden?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Mon May 19, 2014 3:05 pm

John Madden invented Hockey
Is King supposed to be a dog?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:47 am

No, he's supposed to be a chicken.

Do you hear what I hear?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:55 am

I do, if you hear the sound of chirping chickens next to you.

Can twinkies survive the zombie apocalypse?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:38 am

If the ants decide to take over the pig empire.

How do you listen to music?

Post by **Render** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:45 pm

Is this a real Song?
Is it just fantasy?
I'm caught in this music,
No escape from this melody.

Open your ears,
Click into iTunes and hear.
It's just a cool song, it has these great lyrics,
Because I'm singing it, up and down.
Little high, little low.
Anyway the sound goes, doesn't really matter. Sing it, sing it!

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Why do I keep creating new lyrics for the Bohemian Rhapsody? ...

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:33 pm

Because you see a little silhouetto of a man.

Where did find a talking glove for the hamburger helper commercials?

Post by **Render** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:53 am

That's Mortimer Mc Fluffypaw in the glove.

If I eat myself, will I become twice as big or vanish completely?

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:54 pm

Yes.

If a giraffe can waffle, can a zebra pancake?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:03 pm

Only is a rhino syrups.

Can you play darts using pieces of bologna?

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:30 pm

If the potato is death.

Can the emperor protect?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:41 pm

Sure, if he has protection!

Are men in sleeping bags just burrito's for bears?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:31 pm

Only if the bear isn't on a diet

What happens if you go bungie-jumping without a bungie cord?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:38 pm

(God I had a terrible comeback for that)
That's called skydiving without a parachute

When does the sun go after the moon rises?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:54 pm

It warms Uranus

Why do people randomly yell swag/yolo?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:55 pm

Because they're about to die

Why are lines one directional?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:58 pm

Because people are too lazy to challange that theory

Why is ice so hard?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:03 pm

Because waters done with your *censored*

Why are the clouds not red?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:05 pm

Because it is easier for a woman to walk to a pharmacy than to pull a cloud out of the sky

Why doesn't my dog "meow"?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:12 pm

Because nobody knows what the fox says

What is the cats meow?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:17 pm

I think it is a type of hot sauce...

Why does the needle on my compass move?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:25 pm

Because magnets are magical

Why is the earth not a square?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:35 pm

Because it made it feel too blocky

Why are the older Disney movies better than the knew ones?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:37 pm

2 words. Marilyn Manson has nothing to do with it. Wait that was more. Sorry.

When does the orange become an apple?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:43 pm

When someone accidently pours red paint on it

Why are bunnies so mean?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:44 pm

Because the overlord says so.

Why does the fox say all those weird things?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:01 pm

Because the fox is cute

Where did my cheeseburger go?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:20 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Where do you find the freshest bacon?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:28 pm

On a pig

What do dogs taste like?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:30 pm

*chews on arm* Like hair

What does the bear say to the salmon?

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:35 pm

"Have any tar-tar sauce?"

When it rains cats and dogs, does it hurt when they hit the ground?

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:42 pm

No, they land on each other

Would you rather ask a stupid question or get a stupid answer

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:50 pm

Neither. I want a taco

Where did you hide my cayenne pepper?

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 6:34 pm

In the tar tar sauce

How do you make a pbj sandwhich?