Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:57 pm

Coffee, it resolves everything.

How does a VHS get stuck in another VHS if that one is stuck in a small cassette which is stuck in an even smaller floppy disc?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:32 pm

Very clever encoding.

How many smurfs do you need to make a tube of toothpaste?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:54 am

B.

What animal is a Newfoundland dog?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:14 pm

The one you found inland

How does a rubrics cube solve a rubrics oval?

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:34 am

By manipulating the hyperdimentional occurrences within the compound of such a complex object; which in turn causes a mass destruction of such a universe which would result in a multiverse losing a universe of entire life...hence why there is only one such being.

Why did I ramble?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 4:12 pm

Because we were squeezing the air out to put you in storage while the pool is closed for the winter.

Why is the world not made of blocks?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:46 pm

Because trolls would destroy the world so easily.

Why that dude was wearing a striped shirt?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:56 am

Because he got stuck in the office's shredder.

How is the pen is mightier than the sword, if I can slice a writer in half while he can only write mean things about me?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:02 am

Because the pen draws the sword

Why is money green?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:15 am

Because love is colourblind

How come the finnish flag is sometimes black and white and sometimes white and blue?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:55 am

Because they're awesome enough to get two.

why are you not furry?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:36 am

Because I don't like spending too much on shampoo.

Why aren't bridges called engines if engineers design them?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:02 pm

because their brides settled the names for them.

Why is the rum always gone?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:16 pm

Because it runs!

Why does it burns?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 5:45 pm

Because it's greedy

Why does hair slowly move away from the head as you get older?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:30 pm

It's seeking more affordable accommodations.

Why do bunkers cost so much?

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:45 pm

Because you have to dig deep to afford one.

What do tribbles taste like?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:25 pm

Like licking a cat

If I jump off an upside down plane do I fall into space?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:23 pm

You'll fall to the floor, but the floor is lava!

If I went on a rollercoaster ride with a 90 degree drop would I get super powers from the acceleration?

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:21 pm

Yes, but it's the ability to know when you're asleep.

How much gasoline would I need to put in a 75% full swimming pool for the water to turn flammable?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 7:27 am

Depends on how many people you want to eat.

Is it still called a shower if you shower with clothes on?

Someone · Post by **Someone** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:29 am

Yes unless you're more of a grower

Why is sand so dirty if it's called sand and not dirt?

TicoTaco · Post by **TicoTaco** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:36 am

Cuz it's "sandy" duh

Why can't animals talk?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:22 am

Because they are afraid about what people think about them, though sometimes it just takes a bit of incentive

Why don't animals walk upright?

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:55 am

Because Rick couldn't create the irl earth.

How come we have an X Y and a Z plane but no A or Z^1 plane?

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:49 pm

Because Stan Lee doesn't want them.

How many ferrets can you fit in a pickle jar?

Someone · Post by **Someone** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:29 am

Depends on how liquified they are after they leave the blender

How many electricians do you need to change a light bulb?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:04 pm

None, The bulb is planted in the garden, next to the root directory.

How many tomatoes do you think we can fit up Furry's nose using a plunger?

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:57 am

1.21 gigawatts worth

Why call it a gizmo?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:40 pm

Because 'conflagramatedgismokawhackidoodle' is a mouthful.

where do colors come from?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:32 am

The magic realm of happyland, where trees are made of chocolate and lakes are made of a rainbow of m&m's

Why does my hair feel dirtier when I wash it?

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:42 am

Because it is also made of chocolate

If life is a video game then where is the navmesh for me to run into the wall randomly and walk through it?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:44 am

Those are called ghosts. they patched that, mostly.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:32 am

How would you be able to tell if you are in a comma?

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HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:48 am

Because punctuation is more revealing than medical conditions.

If I connected all the wiring to one generator, will I be able to run the world?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:13 pm

only until the spare battery arrives.

Does Mercury like me?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:35 am

No, she died from radiation poisoning more than 80 years ago.

If I put on two 3D glasses will I see the 6th dimension?

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:15 pm

Only if they are the old blue and red kind and you put the blue of the second pair over the red of the first pair and vice versa.
If I wear a banana peel on my head will the sky turn red?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:14 pm

Only if it is in the evening on The Third Day.

How many horseshoes does my cat need to tap-dance a waltz?

Soerix · Post by **Soerix** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:43 am

Four horseshoes, if it wants to diligently roleplay a dancing horse.

Why do funny jokes make you laugh?