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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.
How much is the fish?
How much is the fish?
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£0.89 as a mp3 downloadRender wrote:Yes, but only a meter or so. The cord is too short.
How much is the fish?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Twentyfour.
Why is english fish more expensive than german fish (€0,99)?
Why is english fish more expensive than german fish (€0,99)?
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Fish and Fries.
What watt?
What watt?
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BOOM's what.
When will santa pay his rent?
When will santa pay his rent?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
On Feb 30th.
Red or green?
Red or green?
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Both!
Am I Blue?
Am I Blue?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, but if I was grey I would die.
(That's what the song says if you slow it down a bit)
Am I a man?
(That's what the song says if you slow it down a bit)
Am I a man?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
if the shoe fits.
why is my soda pop bubbling?
why is my soda pop bubbling?
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Maybe someone paid it.
Is there any hope?
Is there any hope?
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When the fish decides to eat sushi
Why is today a Saturday?
Why is today a Saturday?
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Yesterday's Friday.
Umbrella or Parasol?
Umbrella or Parasol?
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It depends... if you are hungry or if it is raining.
Are you hungry or is it raining?
Are you hungry or is it raining?
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It is hungry and I am raining.
Left or right?
Left or right?
Panda Panda Panda
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Butter Socks!
Why does coffee taste like coffee?
Why does coffee taste like coffee?
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Because it's made of coffee.
Why do I not like shoes?
Why do I not like shoes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because pants
Why does hot pizza taste of pain
Why does hot pizza taste of pain
Rainbow
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Check the door.
Why is the snow cold?
Why is the snow cold?
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Because you're a potato.
Why am I not warm?
Why am I not warm?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You didn't eat the potato.
Why isn't soup a solid?
Why isn't soup a solid?
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Because it's not a brick.
Why can't I party?
Why can't I party?
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Potatoes only.
Why are we talking about potatoes?
Why are we talking about potatoes?
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We are out of peas.
Why is Ratty's Skype broken?
Why is Ratty's Skype broken?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because he dropped it.
How do clouds make rain?
How do clouds make rain?
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Rainbow Dash is jumping on them and that squeezes the water out.
Why should I ask a stupid question?
Why should I ask a stupid question?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Cause you get a stupid answer.
How do they fill chocolate with caramel?
How do they fill chocolate with caramel?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The same way they put the lime in the coconut!
Were catwalks originally made for cats?
Were catwalks originally made for cats?
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No it was Micheal Jackson.
Why are candy canes so colorful.
Why are candy canes so colorful.
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They're baby rainbows.
Why can't I fly to the moon?
Why can't I fly to the moon?
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Because it wants privacy
Why can't I fart rainbows?
Why can't I fart rainbows?
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Because you haven't eaten Skittles.
Why can't I punch through bricks?
Why can't I punch through bricks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because your hand isn't made out of metal.
Why is the ocean blue?
Why is the ocean blue?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The ocean is jealous of the sky as it cannot fly. So it just mirrors the sky. (Look up in the blue sky. Try to find out why the sky is blue, that's basically the same reason.)
Why is my urge so high to give the correct answer?
Why is my urge so high to give the correct answer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because you are a truthful person, and you're incapable of deliberately giving a wrong answer. Because you don't like to guess, so you wouldn't reply with one. OK, maybe that's not a stupid answer but that's the best I could do.
Why so serious?
Why so serious?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because... because... because... because of flying pigs!
Will my fridge heat if I turn around the plug?
Will my fridge heat if I turn around the plug?
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As long it's not near a hot stove.
Why is the grass green?
Why is the grass green?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because someone painted it all green.
Can a potato record audio as well as video?
Can a potato record audio as well as video?
Signature? Who needs a signature?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Of course not you need a carrot to do that.
Can you dig a hole in the ocean.
Can you dig a hole in the ocean.
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Only if you have some hot sauce.
Are tigers vegetarians?
Are tigers vegetarians?
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Somehow, that's called second-hand-vegetarian.
Why is it colder on mountains than in the valley?
Why is it colder on mountains than in the valley?