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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Coffee, it resolves everything.
How does a VHS get stuck in another VHS if that one is stuck in a small cassette which is stuck in an even smaller floppy disc?
How does a VHS get stuck in another VHS if that one is stuck in a small cassette which is stuck in an even smaller floppy disc?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Very clever encoding.
How many smurfs do you need to make a tube of toothpaste?
How many smurfs do you need to make a tube of toothpaste?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
B.
What animal is a Newfoundland dog?
What animal is a Newfoundland dog?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The one you found inland
How does a rubrics cube solve a rubrics oval?
How does a rubrics cube solve a rubrics oval?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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By manipulating the hyperdimentional occurrences within the compound of such a complex object; which in turn causes a mass destruction of such a universe which would result in a multiverse losing a universe of entire life...hence why there is only one such being.
Why did I ramble?
Why did I ramble?
Did you know my friends call me "The Great Pontificator"! Or was it "The Great Time Waster"?
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Sometimes, being a Sentient Inflatable means air is the only answer for true happiness
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because we were squeezing the air out to put you in storage while the pool is closed for the winter.
Why is the world not made of blocks?
Why is the world not made of blocks?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because trolls would destroy the world so easily.
Why that dude was wearing a striped shirt?
Why that dude was wearing a striped shirt?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because he got stuck in the office's shredder.
How is the pen is mightier than the sword, if I can slice a writer in half while he can only write mean things about me?
How is the pen is mightier than the sword, if I can slice a writer in half while he can only write mean things about me?
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Because the pen draws the sword
Why is money green?
Why is money green?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because love is colourblind
How come the finnish flag is sometimes black and white and sometimes white and blue?
How come the finnish flag is sometimes black and white and sometimes white and blue?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because they're awesome enough to get two.
why are you not furry?
why are you not furry?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because I don't like spending too much on shampoo.
Why aren't bridges called engines if engineers design them?
Why aren't bridges called engines if engineers design them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
because their brides settled the names for them.
Why is the rum always gone?
Why is the rum always gone?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Because it runs!
Why does it burns?
Why does it burns?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because it's greedy
Why does hair slowly move away from the head as you get older?
Why does hair slowly move away from the head as you get older?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
It's seeking more affordable accommodations.
Why do bunkers cost so much?
Why do bunkers cost so much?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because you have to dig deep to afford one.
What do tribbles taste like?
What do tribbles taste like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Like licking a cat
If I jump off an upside down plane do I fall into space?
If I jump off an upside down plane do I fall into space?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
You'll fall to the floor, but the floor is lava!
If I went on a rollercoaster ride with a 90 degree drop would I get super powers from the acceleration?
If I went on a rollercoaster ride with a 90 degree drop would I get super powers from the acceleration?
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Yes, but it's the ability to know when you're asleep.
How much gasoline would I need to put in a 75% full swimming pool for the water to turn flammable?
How much gasoline would I need to put in a 75% full swimming pool for the water to turn flammable?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Depends on how many people you want to eat.
Is it still called a shower if you shower with clothes on?
Is it still called a shower if you shower with clothes on?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Yes unless you're more of a grower
Why is sand so dirty if it's called sand and not dirt?
Why is sand so dirty if it's called sand and not dirt?
Off to a good start.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Cuz it's "sandy" duh
Why can't animals talk?
Why can't animals talk?
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because they are afraid about what people think about them, though sometimes it just takes a bit of incentive
Why don't animals walk upright?
Why don't animals walk upright?
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Because Rick couldn't create the irl earth.
How come we have an X Y and a Z plane but no A or Z^1 plane?
How come we have an X Y and a Z plane but no A or Z^1 plane?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Because Stan Lee doesn't want them.
How many ferrets can you fit in a pickle jar?
How many ferrets can you fit in a pickle jar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Depends on how liquified they are after they leave the blender
How many electricians do you need to change a light bulb?
How many electricians do you need to change a light bulb?
Off to a good start.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
None, The bulb is planted in the garden, next to the root directory.
How many tomatoes do you think we can fit up Furry's nose using a plunger?
How many tomatoes do you think we can fit up Furry's nose using a plunger?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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1.21 gigawatts worth
Why call it a gizmo?
Why call it a gizmo?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because 'conflagramatedgismokawhackidoodle' is a mouthful.
where do colors come from?
where do colors come from?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
The magic realm of happyland, where trees are made of chocolate and lakes are made of a rainbow of m&m's
Why does my hair feel dirtier when I wash it?
Why does my hair feel dirtier when I wash it?
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Because it is also made of chocolate
If life is a video game then where is the navmesh for me to run into the wall randomly and walk through it?
If life is a video game then where is the navmesh for me to run into the wall randomly and walk through it?
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Those are called ghosts. they patched that, mostly.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
How would you be able to tell if you are in a comma?
WAKE UP
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Because punctuation is more revealing than medical conditions.
If I connected all the wiring to one generator, will I be able to run the world?
If I connected all the wiring to one generator, will I be able to run the world?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
only until the spare battery arrives.
Does Mercury like me?
Does Mercury like me?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
No, she died from radiation poisoning more than 80 years ago.
If I put on two 3D glasses will I see the 6th dimension?
If I put on two 3D glasses will I see the 6th dimension?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if they are the old blue and red kind and you put the blue of the second pair over the red of the first pair and vice versa.
If I wear a banana peel on my head will the sky turn red?
If I wear a banana peel on my head will the sky turn red?
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Only if it is in the evening on The Third Day.
How many horseshoes does my cat need to tap-dance a waltz?
How many horseshoes does my cat need to tap-dance a waltz?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Four horseshoes, if it wants to diligently roleplay a dancing horse.
Why do funny jokes make you laugh?
Why do funny jokes make you laugh?