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a mega ten roll
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Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:51 am
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Because you are.

Who?

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Everyone

How fast is an orange?

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It travels at the speed of orange.

Who is this? --> :| <--

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Great uncle Slant Brow.

When exactly is "Some Time"?

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Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:58 am
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The time that someone decides to do addition.

Can you bake a pun? (Bake not make)

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Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:22 pm
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Maybe if it's a "Hot Crossed"pun…

How many lizards are required for a full choir?


Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:46 pm
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What's his name?

How did I suddenly create a thing that can destroy the solar system

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Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:37 am
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You didn't. You discovered something that already existed.

Can you blow up a pun?

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Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:29 pm
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maybe if you are using it as punishment
what millenia is it?

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A millennia is a million eras.
Can you show up a pun?

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No.
why is the stapler full of orange juice?

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Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:29 pm
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It is because it is a staple for the oranges.

How would you catch a cornhole bag?

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1337 Z38|24

How do you 1337 a 1337 <|()(|_|/\/\3|\|+

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I have no idea, but I bet it'll be lit!

How do I answer this question?


Thu May 02, 2019 7:55 am
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You just did.

Or did I answer it?


Thu May 02, 2019 9:22 am
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I don't know, you tell me. Why am I on the forums right now?


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The pear told you to come online.

Is my dinner ready?

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Sun May 05, 2019 1:49 pm
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You never asked for it.

Am I awake?


Sun May 05, 2019 8:20 pm
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Is there a difference?

Does water have to be so dang wet?


Mon May 13, 2019 5:55 pm
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No, but its acting ornery.

Would you care for fruit or dessert?

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Tue May 14, 2019 9:58 am
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Foot in a desert? I'll pass.

Can I English today?


Tue May 14, 2019 12:39 pm
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Depends on if you can swallow a laden swallow in flight.
How do you meet meat?

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Tue May 14, 2019 3:17 pm
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In a cafe in Philadelphia.

Do you have any fruit to declare?

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Tue May 14, 2019 3:43 pm
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I don't know, maybe some declare to fruit
Do you have any declare to fruit?

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Tue May 14, 2019 5:03 pm
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I’m going to have to check with my accountant.

Would you like to buy a set of peanut butter jars ?

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I don't think my peanut butter sandwiches are gonna fit in there

Have you seen my lemons?

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I think they bought airline tickets to Kansas City.

Would you like lemon with your water?

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I try and avoid lemons, they'll scar me for life.

Can I even with this?


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try tweeting.

how do I make a post on the Hp forums?

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Harry Potter forums? No idea, and I don't know Snape's number to ask him.

Am I?


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Probably in the evening.

Do you have any unread messages?

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If I can English today, yes. If not, ask Peanut.

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Thu May 30, 2019 1:13 pm
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The yardsticks.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

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You have to take the right turn at Albuquerque.

What's up, doc?


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Git back here you blasted varmint!

what is the circumference of a moose?

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Whatever the measuring tape says when you wrap it around.

Why is it so loud in here?

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It isn't, this is a vaccuum chamber
What are frogs… what are frogs?

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Frogs are frogs.

Do you think that caterpillars matter to caterpillars?

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No, I don't think that they matter to either cats or pillars.

What is Grape juice?


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