Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:27 pm
I'm the cliff the executioner falls off on his walking-tour.
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The Oldest Game
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Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:37 pm
I am the relentless waves that over time erode the cliff and cause it to collapse into the ocean.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:29 am
I am the giant wall that breaks the waves.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:55 am
I am the wrecking ball that breaks the wall.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 12:06 pm
I am the overweight middle-aged Miley Cyrus that breaks the wrecking ball...and everyone's eyes. 
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:42 pm
I am the Billy Ray Cyrus that created Miley.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:26 pm
I am his rabid fans.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:12 pm
I am the confused guy blocking the doorway of said fans.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:37 pm
I am the bouncer at the club where this is occurring, and I get said confused guy out of the way.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:40 pm
I'm the owner of the club.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:34 am
I'm the bailiff.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:45 am
I'm the billionaire Keene, maybe? that owns the guy that owns the club, and paid off the bailiff.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:15 am
I'm the check that the billionaire, that owns the guy who owns the club, wrote, to pay the bailiff, that bounced.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:19 pm
I am the Skrillex who produced the song that sentence made me think of for some reason. (Recess-Skrillex (feat. Kill the Noise & Fatman Scoop).
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:52 am
I'm the ant that bites him in his sleep.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:51 am
I'm the child looking at the ant on a bright sunny day with a magnifying glass.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:14 pm
I am the sun beaming UV rays and giving that child a nasty sunburn.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:59 am
I am a Cloud.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:43 pm
I am a Fox Mc.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 11:03 pm
I am James McCloud, who begat Fox McCloud.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:37 am
I'm your barrel roll gone wrong.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:21 pm
I'm the left shift button that screwed your barrel roll.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 4:38 pm
I am the software used to bind 'roll' to V instead of shift, because it was sticking.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:24 pm
I am the hacker that deleted your software.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:10 pm
I'm the antivirus who detected and destroyed you.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 11:38 pm
I am the mallet that smashed the device you are on.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 9:41 am
I am the pit of lava the mallet was dropped into and incinerated by.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 9:59 am
I'm the water that turned the lava into rock.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:03 am
I'm the rock that on observed the water and crushed it.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:52 am
I'm the logic that says that rocks can't crush water 
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 10:52 am
I'm the distopia that says anything goes.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 7:06 pm
I'm the rebellion that destroyed the dystopia.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 7:10 pm
I'm the order who dissolved the rebellion
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:27 pm
I'm the rebellion that destroyed the order.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:29 pm
tsMKG wrote:I'm the order who dissolved the rebellion
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:36 pm
I'm the (hAoz that dissolved your order.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:42 pm
I'm the ignorance that made the hAoz fail.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:51 pm
I am the knowledge that overcomes the ignorance that made the (hAoz fail.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:52 pm
I'm the stupids argument that made the knowledge fly out of the Earth.
Re: The Oldest Game
Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 8:56 pm
I'm the black hole that annihilated all who can have stupid arguments.