The Oldest Game

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I'm the sailor with a shovel that puts your long claimed wealth in the oven.
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I am the artisan who rescues the wealth from the kiln as a beautiful work of the sculpture's craft.
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I am the careless individual who defaced it generations later by turning it into a tacky and mostly worthless lamp.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I'm the X-Ray test gone wrong that pulverises the careless individual and turns the tacky and worthless lamp into a monster.
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I am the pulsating light that takes control of the monster's brain and unleashes its wrath on you.
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I'm the switch that switches off the power to you, pulsating light.
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I am the ratchet that removes the switch, plunging you into disconnection and darkness.
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I'm the darkness that eats the ratchet ( :?: )
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I'm the nova explosion unleashed by the engulfed ratchet. (...and there goes fundamentally accepted cosmological theory (The Big Burp! )).
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I am the black hole of infinity that seeks to absorb both the explosion and the ratchet.
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I'm the gravity that makes the black hole fall to the void.
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I am the mighty planetary shell that attempts to absorb said gravity into me.
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I'm the same black hole ( :lol: ) that ends up absorbing the planet while gravitating towards it.
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I am the force field that flattens the black hole into oblivion. (Oblivion, Oregon, to be exact.)
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I am the concentrated and powerful laser beam fired by an evil scientist that shatters the force field.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I am the perfect mirror that perfectly reflects the laser beam.
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I am the giant hammer that shatters the mirror.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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I am the spike so hard that the hammer handle splinters in the pounding.
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I am the oxidizer that reacts with the spike and destroys it.
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I am the goat cheese of legend that absorbs oxidizer
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I am the magical eraser that removes the goat.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I am the great cosmic collegiate blackboard chalkdust generator that envelops and overwhelms the eraser.
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I am the teacher who is immune to chalk dust.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I am the student who drives the teacher to insanity and makes them quit their job
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I'm the final test that lets the student fail.
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I am the cheat sheet which overcomes the final and, being discovered by the teacher, causes the entire class to be expelled from school and perish miserably from social stigmatization....
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i'm the con artist who got away with selling fake cheat sheets to an entire university.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I am the police officer who eventually catches the con artist.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I am the donut that occupies the officer's time
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I am the coffee that turns the donut soggy, burning the officer's fingers so he can't write the summons.
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I am the person who doesn't drink coffee

It is true
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I am the truth that you can't handle! (With acknowledgements to Jack Nicholson... ;) )
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I am the bumblebee who ignores the truth.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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I am the spider that the bumblebee ignore at her peril.
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I am myself, who, as a result of my crippling terror of spiders, will use any measure possible to exterminate any spider in sight
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i am an annoyingly hard to damage spider robot called X-ATM092
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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