Housepets!

I don't think many people do, no.
I can touch my nose with my tongue, can you?

simon says lick your nose

I can't, but I think my Grandpa might be able to.

I can't tell if anyone likes me online... Can you?

Yeah, no, I'm terrible at that. the key is to not care, that way you wont drive yourself nuts looking for an answer.

I can usually stay ahead of the guards in Invisible Inc even on max alert, Can you?

Dunno. Never tried.

I can't understand obscure game references. Can you?

*Takes a short break from burning everything* Hrrv chrrs erh chhn! HrrrHrrrHrrr... *goes back to burning things* (supposed to be a muffled version of "Of course I can.")

I can't stand the wierd aftertastes sweeteners have... what about you?

I can stand them when I eat them directly, but in Drinks they're terrible.

Hlaoroo wrote:I can't understand obscure game references. Can you?

Hehehe, here's one for you:

I can dig straight down without falling into Caves or Lava. Can you?

XD Not usually. You cheat with that little map thing though.

I can fall down the stairs and end up with no worse injuries than a few grazes. Can you?

last time that happened i broke my knee. (though sometimes i suspect my family and coworkers didn't even notice i had a bright pink cast on for three months... oblivious, the lot of em.)

also, render, thats minecraft/terraria and every voxel-based/tile-based survival sandbox they've spawned. you can't call an entire genre obscure. try figuring this one out.

I cant seem to build ships larger than 3 km long without my game crashing... can you?

No, but I used to repair dingeys and lobster boats.
Never could repair a car, though. Can you?

Depends on whether the problem can be solved with duck tape :^)

I can crack my eardrums at will without blowing, just by moving a muscle (I think?), can you?

No, but I used to be able to shut out sound by yawning, which made boring conversations and sound-tracks so much more interesting.

I can make ice cream, can you?

I one time made ice cream in a middle school class. Tasted more salty than sweet.

I can't tie my shoes, can you?

um, yeah... have been able to since i was 4...

if i close my right eye, i stop being able to read the poster on the other side of the room, it goes fuzzy. you?

Cataract surgery solved that for me.

I used to be able to play the oboe. Can you play a woodwind musical instrument?

Creo que sí

I can hold my breath for 3 minutes under the right conditions, can you?

Maybe with sufficient motivation ... Like, oh, stark terror. Otherwise, a little over two.

Can you milk a cow?

I've never tried.

Can you fix a laptop motherboard with a scorched northbridge chip? Mine is not in the best of shape.

I can't but this amazing guy probably can

I can put both my feet behind my head, can you?

Not any more, I'm afraid.

I can glaze pottery, can you?

dunno, haven't done that since jr high art class.

I can balance a budget, can you?

Sure... I just can't follow it.

I can't play guitar, you?

I tried to learn to play guitar and after I repeat the chords I could play some of them, but I can't play any songs. So technically I can play guitar.

I've built a gauss canon as an science project. Can you built one?

Nope. Never had the chance.

Just as you can house-break a cat, I can house-break a domestic rabbit. You?

Yeah, that pretty much applies to everything I read these days...

I can trap lobsters (well, I could...don't anymore). How'bout you?

I can't, I don't live anywhere near an ocean, but I can buy them at a store

I can step outside, walk a few steps and be faced with mountains and a whole lot of trees. Can you?

Yup...and the ocean is three miles east to boot.

I can repair books (well used to...no longer have the tools). You?

Outside of Video Games? Nope.

I can down a two liter bottle of soda in one day. Can you?

Nope. I'd be dyspepsic if I tried.

I can track a deer.

Can't say I've ever tried that. I'd give it a go though!

I can mark off an eleven page invoice by hand and put all the stock out in one afternoon. Can you?

Maybe a few decades ago, not now. (That's pretty good, Hlaroo … )

I can identify most species of American turtles by sight.

I could at one time. Haven't done it in decades and my right-hand grip is cramped now. Maybe.

But ... I can still do resuscitation. You?

Nope ... And about all I ever grind is coffee.

I can't fly an aircraft. You?

... Pretty sure that's just called clicking. Unless you mean whacking a finger on the opposite palm. In both cases the answer is yes.

I can perform basic first aid. Can you?

Yeah, Boy Scouts and the Army drilled it into me.

Cam you paint with water colors?