I can/can't. Can't/can you?

Post by **Render** » Thu Feb 28, 2019 2:41 pm

I can... I remember one sitting in a carriage with our chancellor, driving along the little drummer boy, then sticking my hand out of the window, pressing the little drummer boy like a button to switch off the surveillance system just to tell her a lousy joke. Yes... pretty odd.

I can bruise my finger because I'm dumb. Can you?

Ralph · Post by **Ralph** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:24 pm

Sure. I think alot of people do that. Maybe...

I can't cook. Can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat May 11, 2019 1:43 pm

A few simple dishes, otherwise, I'm very slow getting things done. Used to bake - don't anymore.

I've housebroken rabbits; anybody else?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue May 21, 2019 4:12 pm

Nope, not me.

I can root for the Cubs, can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 23, 2019 4:05 pm

Sure, after a couple of Hamm's Beers...

I can't play drums, you?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 23, 2019 10:04 pm

Sure, on a trashcan lid.

I can write crappy fanfiction, can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 24, 2019 2:11 pm

Probably. My non-Fiction wasn't too hot....

Can you skateboard?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri May 24, 2019 10:36 pm

Only if I want scraped knees.

Can you even?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 26, 2019 1:56 pm

Oddly, yes.

Do you avoid sidewalk cracks out of concern for causing bodily harm to a parent?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun May 26, 2019 9:35 pm

No, I can't.

I can binge read the entire HP! archives in two days, can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 27, 2019 2:55 pm

Yeah, but I'd rather savor them over a week.

Can you play a harmonica?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon May 27, 2019 5:42 pm

I cannot.

Can you catch a fish?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed May 29, 2019 7:47 am

Not to save my life.

I can't speak French, can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 29, 2019 4:07 pm

Somewhat but with a serious Canadian accent.

How about German, any German speakers out there?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Wed May 29, 2019 7:30 pm

A little.

I can bake, can you?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 30, 2019 1:26 pm

Yep! Sweets, mostly.

I can binge-read webcomics, you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 30, 2019 4:43 pm

Only way to read 'em.

Can you scuba dive?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:11 pm

Nope!

Can you tune a piano or tune a fish?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 30, 2019 9:19 pm

Not a piano but I can play the scales.

Can you mold bricks?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri May 31, 2019 2:40 pm

Brick jokes, sure. Kari, I'm taking over as punfox!

I can speak Spanish decently, y tu?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 31, 2019 3:12 pm

Nope, read it somewhat...

How about Portuguese?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:58 am

Nope! English is my first, Spanish my second, and no third yet.

I can't even.... you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:04 am

No. I'm odd (or so I'm told).

Can you brew beer?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:06 am

Nope! I'm a Cubs fan, no brewers welcome.

I can get lost at Wrigley Field, what about you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:16 am

Never been so don't know … ought to try someday (I do like the Cubbies).

I can't play the violin. You?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:56 am

Nope! (I have gotten lost at Wrigley Field, though....)

I can boo the Yankees, you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:59 pm

Like Casper the psychotic ghost!!!

I can iron trousers, you?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:18 pm

Sure, just not very well.

I can fry chicken, can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:49 pm

Used to before we turned vegetarians.

Ever fry donuts?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:14 pm

Yeah, and I burned them.

I can tolerate the Mets, you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:34 pm

Well, if someone else bought the tickets and the game was with the RSox at Fenway … hmmmm, that would be an experiment.

Can you chop down a tree (at least 20 footer) with an ax?

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:46 pm

Probably not easily. Never done that type of work, and that sounds like something that'd require a decent amount of stamina and I'm a lazy boy. Most I've done is remove excess branches from trees with a machete.

I can't get myself to focus solely on one personal project, can you?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:38 am

Yes I can! (But not all of them.)

I can't compose music, can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:09 pm

Nope, forgot how to read music.

I can't fly an aircraft. How about you?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:00 pm

Me neither.

I can get random songs stuck in my head, you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:48 pm

All the time - need to screen my ears better.

I can repair a bicycle. You?

OdedZeituni98 · Post by **OdedZeituni98** » Fri Jun 28, 2019 2:57 pm

Can't repair a bicycle

Can you stay up all night?

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:34 pm

I can. It doesn't mean I will.

I can be oblivious to certain aspects of life at times. Can you?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:48 pm

Sure. Sometimes vapidity is a survival skill.

I can't knit. You?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:48 pm

I can't knot.

I can stay up all night waiting for the next HP! strip, you?