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Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
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Author:  Czukay [ Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:16 pm ]
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Did you hear about the dude who got hit on the head by a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Author:  FlanDab [ Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:51 am ]
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A chemist's family once had a dinner argument over ham. The chemist had enough and proclaimed "We must get to the meat of the matter!"

Author:  Zesortinge [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:19 am ]
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What are you going to do with the ringing ring?

Author:  Buster [ Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:09 am ]
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why is there a record store next to the bakery?
they needed some rock to go with the rolls.

Author:  NHWestoN [ Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:32 pm ]
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So a man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm a pack of cards."
The Doctor replies, "I'll deal with you later."

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:56 am ]
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A jazz player hunts for vampires, defending himself with his silver trumpet, slayin' 'em with his righteous sound!

His name?

Van Helswing!

Author:  trekkie [ Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:47 pm ]
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What did the one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

Author:  LunarFox [ Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:33 pm ]
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Did you hear about the kid who stayed up in his tent all night, wondering where the sun had gone?

The next morning, it dawned on him.

Author:  LunarFox [ Thu May 02, 2019 9:00 am ]
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What did the hat say to the scarf when they came to a block in the road?

"You hang around, I'll go on ahead."

Author:  trekkie [ Thu May 02, 2019 5:45 pm ]
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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
You look a little pail.

Author:  LunarFox [ Fri May 03, 2019 8:30 am ]
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A photon is going through airport security when a TSA agent stops him.

"Hey, buddy, you have anything in that bag of yours?"

"No, sir," the photon replies, "I'm travelling light."

Author:  trekkie [ Tue May 14, 2019 10:20 pm ]
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What did the American Buffalo say to his son when the son left for college?
Bison.

Author:  LunarFox [ Thu May 16, 2019 8:34 am ]
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Why did the NFL coach punch the broken vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

Author:  NHWestoN [ Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:04 am ]
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An amphibian conversation ... A "dia-frog-ue".

Author:  LunarFox [ Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:03 pm ]
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Nurse: Doctor, there's a man out here who thinks he's invisible!

Doctor: Tell him I'll see him in a minute.

Author:  NHWestoN [ Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:40 pm ]
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Anatolia once, anatolia twice, anatolia a thousand times, it's a Turkey.

Author:  CunningFox [ Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:08 pm ]
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I made a globe out of liquorice confections. It takes allsorts to make a world.

Author:  LunarFox [ Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:58 am ]
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What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?

A golfer goes whack! Darn! and a skydiver goes Darn! Whack!

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