What did the button do to the person above you?

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What did the button do to the person above you?

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For the love
of Dog
do not

..
push this
button!


(the button does something different every time. every post must push it. Next post decides what happens.)

-----

*Pushes button*
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Duplicate grapes copy of the first pride lands book so there are fifty of them
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A very loud siren SCREAMS!

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the floor under your feet pops up on a spring launching you into a nearby pool.

*presses button*
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*gets electrocuted by a pair of giant ray guns*
0.o *pinches his headfur to put the flame out*
Gimme that!
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it has started raining Gatorade, but only indoors.

*Presses the button*
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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everyone's barks, everyone's howls, vanquished in an instant,

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Made it so that every piece of written media in the room they’re in is filled to the brim with horrible puns.

*presses button*
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The button unpresses
*presses the button*
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The vacuum cleaner turns on.

*push da button*
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The vacuum cleaner is now a mint flavored vacuum shaped cake.

*Button poke*
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The cake turns into an evil blender.
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The blender blends all of your clothes together.

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your hands are now whoopee cushions

*slams de button*
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Five hours pass, the button unpresses

Presses the button and holds it down
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a panel slides open in the wall and a bunch of little hands pull what seem to be foam-backed 3d puzzle pieces out of you until there's nothing left and then it slides shut

you wake up in your bed the next day as a mongoose with no idea what just happened or how you got there.

*PUSH BUTTON!*
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The next time you go to bed you get transported to an alternate dimension in your sleep and you are fooled into thinking that you are having a lucid dream.

*Pokes the button down*
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Everyone looks into the soul of someone else for half a minute
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It rains Lucky Charms Marshmallows in your room for the next hour.

*pushes button*
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Everyone in here has been turned into an N64 era 3d model of themself.

*Pushes button*
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everyone wakes up in there bed, everything is normal, except a button at the edge of their beds.
*presses the button with my foot*
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Your home and all of your possessions are now on the International Space Station.

*Button is pressed by me bumping my head against it awkwardly*
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Kari comes to give you a hug because now your head hurts.

*Presses button.*
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You get a prize, it's a mass destruction device
*I press the button with my humorous as I try to steal the mass destruction device.*
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spring loaded boxing glove to the groin

*presses button*
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A pillow with a Unicorn on it. (button must be broken...)

*Test presses button*
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a unicorn with pillows strapped to it appears

*j'appuie sur le bouton*
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You everyone gets teleported inside your N64
Edit: I slam the button.
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A gust of wind comes to slam your computer out of your lap.

I press the button.
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NHWestoN's nose turns green.

*pushes the button*
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Your hair turns red.

I press the button.
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your favorite team are suddenly all emus.

*pushes button*
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The Pirates win the NL Wild Card. Then they move to Alaska. ;)

I press the button.
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It's getting dark in the room - pretty instantly. :D

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you've been turned into a bear and have an odd craving for severely overcafinated beverages...

*Pushes the button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You start flashing red from your stripes.

*Presses button.*
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You find yourself in the LA Lakers stadium. And you don't have a ticket.

*Presses Button*
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everyone in here just turned into sentient baloon animals

*presses the button*
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The Pirates now move to Hawaii.

*presses button*
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(Hey, you mess with my team i mess with yours)
the Cubs now play golf. All of them. and nothing else.

*Pushes button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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