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[Argent: Now that I think about it, it actually could be true, O nO]

The best programmers use butterflies.

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The Rubiks cube was invented when Rubik accidentally glued all his dice together.

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The cube was invented when someone dropped a ball under a heavy pyramid.

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Scrabble was invented when a guy spilled alphabet soup on his chessboard.

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Connect Four was originally connecting 4 snakes

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The first car air freshener was installed in a Model T Ford and was simply an openable window.

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There are forty-seven species of insects that live entirely on nail-polish.

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of those 47, only 2 can survive on red nail polish

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It's possible to make an explosive using green M&Ms, earwax, and powdered sugar.

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replace the M&M's with Skittles, and you have a viable substitute for penicillin

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Brent secretly wishes his Mod name was in Pink.

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Replace the sugar with cornflower and the M&Ms with gooseberry and you get a very good recipe for chicken noodle soup!

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Take the noodles out of the soup and you get a cure to the common cold!

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The common cold is caused by coming into contact with droplets containing Rhinobacillus.

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Kings weren't actually the rulers during medieval times. The rulers were the jesters.

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The reason that you can only use Siri on newer iPhones is that Siri is actually a tiny homunculus who lives in a tiny studio apartment embedded in the new ARM processor.

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Hi. I'm Daisy.

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Kitsune are real and enjoy spending time in online comics.

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"Superman" was based on a Gothic horror novel about an alien invasion of superpowered babies written by Nietzsche's younger sister. The Kents were originally the Kants, and defeated the invasion with the help of one infant they turned to the human side using the categorical imperative, who they secretly raised as their son.

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Pine Martens are no longer classified as mustelids. They are now in a new family and are classified as Delicius toeatius. This was due largely to extensive lobbying of the US government by Wil E. Coyote.

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Keatons are actually Pikachus

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Pikachus are actually cats who've walked through fields of yellow flowers and are highly allergic to the pollen.

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Scrabble was invented by Leonardo da Vinci as a weapon. The original version involved exploding tiles, but he accidentally discovered you could play a word game with them and that feature was eventually removed.

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The Mona Lisa is actually a picture of Kristen Stewart smiling for once.

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The Mars Curiosity rover was originally supposed to be controlled by a cat with artificially enhanced intelligence but... let's just say that didn't work out too well.

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If you put a sand dollar on a turntable and play it at exactly the right speed you hear the sound of the Big Bang.

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If you stick out your tongue as far as it can reach you can't breathe through your nose.

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Stars are actualy just mutaded fireflies that where ejected to every corner of the galaxy because they where said to have been taking the jobs of the samurai-ninja people on a planet far, far away.

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I've just written the ninja posts in this thread. Can't see them, can you? Coz they're ninjas! :mrgreen:

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Every seven years the wild sun wombats of Montana dig their way out of their underground tunnels to lounge luxuriously in the burning summer heat, absorbing enough of the daytime glare to last them another seven years underground, and begging passing tourists for pedicures.

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Scientists have recently invented a prism which can refract darkness into the 12 shades of black.

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I made Chuck Norris when I woke up one day and yawned in way that sounded like the name.

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Cats' eyes are so big becasue they're in a constant state of shock that dogs have managed to evolve so far.

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Time flies when playing video games because you are actualy in a cryogenic state in a lab and you are playing a simulation of a life created by your brain. So the video game being played is a game within a game causing a time paradox enabiling the speed of time in real life. Think about that for a second...

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Toothpaste makes a better undercoat than whitewash however the cost of producing it makes it unfeasible to use it as such.

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the diamonds used for wedding rings are actually used by your spouse to track your every movement throughout your life.

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The ancient druids levitated the stones that became Stonehenge using ancient Neanderthal magic. Cave paintings are magical, they work by by embarrassing the stone into revealing that it's really alive and blackmailing it into doing what you want.

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van hellsing was really known for his mental disorder which made him think that he was killing vampires....when in fact he was killing very ill old people....

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King Henry the eighth invented the color green.

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I'm writing this post on a vintage 1930's typewriter.

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