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Pineapples were first used as fuel for trains, and only later started being eaten.

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All monkeys are actually highly allergic to bananas.

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Over 90% of the world's population is unable to taste spicy things.

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The rest can't taste sweet or salty things.

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Earwax was invented on the first manned mission to the moon.

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The first man on the moon was actually the Chinese guy who invented gunpowder but forgot to invent anything to control/direct the blast.

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The moon is made of cheese and contains a powerful super-laser built by the US government.

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Rabbits actually control the world - they just aren't aware of it yet.

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If a rabbit sees the color exactly opposite to their own coloration, they turn to stone.

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Contrary to the fairy tale, trolls are actually a delicacy for billy goats.

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Gravity was invented to make skating easier.

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Contrary to popular belief, Newton actually invented anti-gravity when he hit his head on the apple. It was never the other way around.

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People with blue eyes never have arachnophobia.

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Humans don't exist. We're actually all alien beings created in a RP run by foxes.

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the first known cannon shot happened when a fruit vendor in the middle age's was part of an elaborate prank by two teenagers who thought it would be funny to put fire works inside of a closed fruit stand....the result was coconuts......which we still remember to this day with cartoon coconut heads....

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Geese are actually closely related to pigs. They're just very good at hiding it.

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in actuality everyone on the planet is blind for we have not evolved enough to "see" what needs to be seen....

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Cows actually have 6 stomachs. It's just that 2 of them are very small and hard to find.

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haunted puppets/dolls are actually whats left of criminals spirit's who were sent out to death row....

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Ventriloquists dummies actually ARE alive. They just make the ventriloquists pretend they're not.

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......puppet i am......man under me there is....*nods head*

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Yoda is not actually green. He was just ill at the time of filming.

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Green is not actually a colour. Everyone's eyes were made to see it as part of a complex thought experiment, and nobody thought to revert them.

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If you double infinity add and 1 you get 2 infinity and beyond.

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we are all ruled by mice......a brief rebellion took place with the book The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy......the author mysteriously disappeared days after the book was published....

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80% of people who don't like cheese are actually cyborgs.

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dolphins are plotting our destruction even now....

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*sings* "So long and thanks for all the fish!"

Daleks are actually just rubbish bins being blown by the wind. Our brains attempt to turn the rattling noises they make into recognisable speech but because it's not actually speech, it comes out sounding garbled.

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We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish.

this is not from boondock saints....

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The sky is green. But we're all too colourblind to notice.

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and the grass is blue....we're all too colourblind to notice. (not copied and pasted)

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Tornadoes are actually the Earth scratching itself when it itches.

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the grand canyon is earths butt.....

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The Marianas Trench used to be called the Grand Canyon. But then it rained. A lot.

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.....(forgive me everyone)

god originally had 7 months to make earth.....Chuck Norris gave him 7 days....

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Naruto was originally the god of lost trifles... and other fluffy deserts.

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Edward:vampires sparkle.......

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vampires really do sparkle......

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Gravity does not effect cheese, platypi, or anything that starts with the letter "G".

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gravity was originally named gravy....

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The marshmallows in lucky charms can be used to summon an Elder God named "Fred".

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