I resurrect the post with necromancy.

I drop Housepets! Book 3

I grab the book, smile happily and run off.

I drop my nintendo 3ds

I return the 3DS to proper owner.

I drop the wallet I pickpocketed from said owner.

I pick the wallet up,

I drop a lecture on you about pickpocketing and you need to know better.

I pick up the lecture and give it to my doppelganger who pickpocketed the wallet in my name.
I drop my repentant doppelganger with a note of apology.

I assimilate the clone into my army.

I drop a stereo.

I decide to let someone else wear the costume

I drop the doppler costume

I wear it.

I drop a bow tie.

I tie it on. (It's cool )

I drop a fez.

Wears it and acts all mysterious.

I drop an owl.

Aww, I feel the same way about you, Render. But my name's not Tarot.

I drop a clue?

I pick it up and find the treasure.

I drop a portion of the treasure.

I pick up the rest.

I drop shed corgi fur.

I vacuum up.

I drop a bowling ball and a Gryphon feather to check an experiment.

I empty out the vacuum and drops the bag your in without knowing your in it

I catch the bag, fasten a note to it, and toss it down.

The note read "Send this abnormally heavy vacuum bag to dump site A for compaction."

I read the note but only add junk to the trash heap.
I drop this stupidly large bag of trash.

I open the trash bag to see what's inside and finds render inside.....oh hia...._ends up dropping render again because I'm clumsy_ wups

I 'render' assistance and drop a clanger.

I take the dvd and add it to my collection.

I drop a bowl of cereal

I pour milk on them and drop the extremely irritating Tiger who trie to fight me.

The tiger falls on me, flattening me.

I drop my waffles.

I eat the waffles but spilled a bunch a syrup.

I wash the syrup out of my fur (Grr...) and drop the towel I use to dry off.

Eww syrupy towel.

I drop you in a tub of water to give you a proper bath and wash the syrup out

Ack! YOU GOT SHAMPOO IN MY EYES!

I drop a soaking wet squirrel.

Since I am the wet squirrel I just fall on the floor.

I drop my used towel

Ew...why does this towel smell like wet squirrel?
*shakes off leftover fur from towel*

*takes the fur and makes a voodoo doll*

Drops the voodoo doll.

Takes voodoo doll.

Drops friend's squeaky bone

Takes the bone and juggles it.

*bone slips out of paws*

*catches bone and noms a bit*
I drop a jar of honey.

A bear named Winnie comes and asks if he can have some. I agree, and he ends up eating all of it.

I drop an empty jar.

*Jar lands on head* Hey? Who turned off the lights?! *knocks over bookcase while trying to find a light switch*

Also drops brick.