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Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 10:18 pm ]
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Granted. You're now James Bond the boring accountant, not the spy.

I wish for a GPS for my car.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 1:26 am ]
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Granted, it's giving you false directions.

I wish I had half a million dollars.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 1:32 am ]
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Granted. You get 500,000 $1 bills which have been cut in half so you can't use them.

I wish postage was cheaper.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 1:40 am ]
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Granted. You now live by that, and that's your current money.

I wish I could stay up for more than 24 hours.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 2:03 am ]
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Granted. You're now stuck up there and can't get down again.

I wish I had a stick with which to poke Riolu while he/she is stuck up there. :twisted:

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 2:04 am ]
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Granted, you're slowly killing me.......

I wish I was all better and Hlaoroo never had a stick.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 2:17 am ]
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Granted. I hat a cricket bat instead.

I wish to be debonaire and dashingly handsome.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 2:26 am ]
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Granted. You're Taylor Lautner.

I wish I had a friendly kitten.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 3:14 am ]
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Granted. But you also get the horrid mum.

I wish I had a pet rabbit.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Wed May 22, 2013 8:02 am ]
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granted , It's Bugs , yah you can see where this is going can't ya !
I wish fish can fly

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 8:14 am ]
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They already can. Sort of.
Granted, but you get a literal understanding of the phrase "better than a slap in the face with a wet fish". :lol:

I wish I could see that happen! :twisted:

Author:  Kyuunado [ Wed May 22, 2013 10:22 am ]
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You can see it, but with no vocal cords or hands, cannot tell anyone about it :twisted:
I wish I could tail-slap some fools.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 11:04 am ]
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Granted. You could... but you'll have to find your tail first! :twisted:

I wish for some black opals because they're so pretty.

Author:  Kyuunado [ Wed May 22, 2013 11:26 am ]
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Granted, they curse you, grow legs and walk away.
I wish life was more exiting.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 11:37 am ]
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Granted. Sure, it's exciting for you, but it ruined other people's lives.

I wish I had a date to go see Ironman 3.

Author:  Kyuunado [ Wed May 22, 2013 2:57 pm ]
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Granted, you have a date with the Iron woman! (Meant as a pun but is potentially sexist and degrading)
I wish Wii was popular.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 5:28 pm ]
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Granted. TOo bad you can't get any games for it.

I wish there were more black currant flavoured things in the world.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 9:48 pm ]
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Granted, it's unhealthy.

I wish every chocolate was peanut butter filled.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 10:11 pm ]
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Granted. But you're allergic to peanuts.

I wish for a candy cane.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 10:13 pm ]
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Granted, you get candy and a cane.

I wish I was a fox.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 10:26 pm ]
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Granted. Watch out for all those beagles behind you! :twisted:

I wish for a pet rat.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed May 22, 2013 10:27 pm ]
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Granted, it's spreading The Black Plague.

I wish Zombie stories were non existant.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Wed May 22, 2013 10:55 pm ]
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Granted. But the zombies become real instead.

I wish you hadn't made that wish!

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 12:52 am ]
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must....resist...making...arrggghh
granted ! now because he didn't make that wish , your wish got undone , and so , PARADOX ! >_<''
I wish for a jumping apple tree

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Thu May 23, 2013 1:27 am ]
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How did I know that that was going to happen? :lol:

Granted. You get a giant, blow-up apple tree which works much like a jumping castle. Only problem is you've got no pump to blow it up.

I wish for a vorpal sword.

Author:  Crystalwind [ Thu May 23, 2013 1:33 am ]
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Granted. It's quadruple-bladed, making an X pattern. Good luck using that without losing a limb or two.

I wish I had more control over my eyes, so that I could roll my eyes and wink and such better.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:02 am ]
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Granted. Your eyes are now wired into a remote control and you can't move them without using the joysticks on the remote.

I wish for the ability to record the music I write in my mind.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:08 am ]
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granted , it will be recorded into your short term memory :lol:
i wish for the ability to communicate with my past self

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:14 am ]
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Granted but your past self can't handle the shock of meeting your future self and dies, thereby creating yet another paradox. :twisted: You're making this too easy! :lol:

I wish to find a good backing track to use to play along to for my upcoming performance.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:16 am ]
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but...elemental...spirit..don't...die ?.?
anyway granted , but the rest of your performance will be.....hehehehehehe
I wish I can mimic any voice and can still return to my own

Author:  Kyuunado [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:22 am ]
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Granted, however you are constantly being sued or fraud.
I wish I could perform ninjutsu.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:42 am ]
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granted , as good as naruto's at the beginning of the story though :lol:
i wish I could recall what that hilarious movie i watched years ago called?

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Thu May 23, 2013 3:51 am ]
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Granted. you can now perform it at a basic, beginners' level.

I wish I was a 4th dan judoka.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 4:16 am ]
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granted , you're also unknowingly in danger of being attack by the entire forest , lead by a fox with...."special skills"
I wish that egg would stop laying chicken

Author:  Kyuunado [ Thu May 23, 2013 4:37 am ]
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Granted, it's laying Grue now. You have been eaten by a grue.
I wish modern people would stop using rediculous jargon, YOLO is carpe diem for fools.

Author:  Argent [ Thu May 23, 2013 5:29 am ]
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Granted, now you misread all the memes. You Obviously Love Owls?

I wish I had Commander Riker's beard.

Author:  Kyuunado [ Thu May 23, 2013 6:15 am ]
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Granted, but nobody knows who that is and your effort is in vain.
I wish people would stop being jerks online. Like bit-coin miners :x they sicken me.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 7:00 am ]
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(personally agree whole heartedly , but still have to corrupt your wish , nothing personal , it's just good bussiness :lol: )
granted , for some reason , now they all being nice goody two shoes to the point it creepy 0.o
I wish for a book that has all the stories and legends written inside it

Author:  Kyuunado [ Thu May 23, 2013 7:06 am ]
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Granted, you drop it however, and crush the earth.
I wish they would hurry up and make batteries last for days without the need to charge.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Thu May 23, 2013 7:12 am ]
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granted , but because of it , the price for those batteries gone up the roof !
I wish my place will never have power shortage ever again

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