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Author:  Zukio [ Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:55 pm ]
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You now sleep forever!
I wish I had a better internet connection.

Author:  SirSlappy [ Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:05 pm ]
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Granted! But in order to buy it you had to sell all your electronics.
I wish I could be invisible.

Author:  Arjay [ Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:51 am ]
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granted. you are now permanently invisible. However, now whenever you try to speak to people you are either completely ignored, or said people believe they are going insane and book themselves into the nearest insane asylum. one perk of this is that it may simply be extremely hilarious, if you are into that kind of trickery.

i wish winter would never end and become the alternate, wonderful apocalypse that was never meant to be! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
'cause it wuld still be the end of life as we once knew it, it a way XD

Author:  ~\Rook/~ [ Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:00 pm ]
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Granted, The world is now in an eternal Ice age.

I wish Christmas didn't cost so much!

Author:  yehoshua [ Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:11 pm ]
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Christmas doesn't exist.

I wish I could afford a better computer

Author:  Arjay [ Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:50 am ]
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the computer you desire just had a price cut!
however, you soon discover that said computer is incapable of preforming your desired tasks and you feel your money has gone to waste.

I wish Yehoshua hadn't destroyed Christmas :c

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:44 am ]
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Christmas is back, though he trades it for Halloween

I wish for a snack

Author:  yehoshua [ Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:07 pm ]
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Someone else gets it.

I wish I didn't live in Latin America anymore.

Author:  RioluNation [ Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:11 pm ]
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Granted. You still live there.

I wish I had a Camaro.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:55 pm ]
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granted but it doesn't have an engine
I wish I had more time to do homework

Author:  RioluNation [ Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:10 pm ]
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Granted. You failed school

I wish school was super easy.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:40 pm ]
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granted, but you get kicked out
I wish I spectacular spider man wasn't cancelled

Author:  Zukio [ Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:36 pm ]
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Granted, but the quality goes downhill really fast.
I wish I could see future episodes of a show.

Author:  Duster [ Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:15 pm ]
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Granted, now that show will get cancelled.
I wish I could draw better.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:29 pm ]
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Granted, but you forgot how to draw.
I wish my car was an Autobot.

Author:  Deathwatch [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:29 am ]
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Granted, but it defected to the decepticons.

I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC.

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:47 am ]
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Grande, it's not bottomless.

I wish I was immune to every virus known to human beings.

Author:  ~\Rook/~ [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:46 pm ]
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Granted, but now you're infected with every virus not known by humans.

I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:53 pm ]
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granted but you affect the time line and destroy the universe
I wish I could fast foward time

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:16 pm ]
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Granted, you saw THE END OF THE WORLD and never came back to the present.

I wish I could go on adventures with Doctor Who.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:04 am ]
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granted but you get killed off in the first 5 minutes
I wish my mom didn't make me take care of our pets

Author:  RioluNation [ Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:55 pm ]
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Granted, but you do it anyway.

I wish we all lived in an anthropomorphic world.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:32 am ]
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granted but the world was destoyed by a death star
I wish i had a lightsaber

Author:  RioluNation [ Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:45 am ]
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Granted, but they're just toys.

I wish we all had energy swords.

Author:  Duster [ Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:33 am ]
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Granted but an elite sangheili will impale with you with one.

I wish i could fit normal sized hats!

Author:  Zukio [ Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:33 pm ]
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Granted you are now so small that your entire body fits inside a hat.
I wish I could play video games before they are released.

Author:  RioluNation [ Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:38 pm ]
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Granted, but the producers didn't know you had done so, so you're banned from ever getting one.

I wish I could travel through alternate realities.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:44 pm ]
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granted but you go to one without an earth and die/ get stuck there
I wish I had better social skills

Author:  RioluNation [ Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:22 pm ]
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Granted, but the friends you made aren't real.

I wish I was invincible.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:31 pm ]
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granted but scietest kid nap you and study you for years
I wish i could grant my own wishes

Author:  RioluNation [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:59 pm ]
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Granted (?) but they all went wrong.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:28 am ]
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granted but their all corrupted by me
I wish I was better at football

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:49 pm ]
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Granted, but you became good at soccer.

I wish I was good at Tennis.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:05 pm ]
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granted but now have a fear of tennis balls
I wish my friend would stop spoiling video game endings

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:24 pm ]
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Granted, but you did it, not your friend.

I wish every vehicle was a transformer.

Author:  yehoshua [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:31 am ]
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Granted, we now have an autobot war.

I wish plane tickets didn't cost so much.

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:55 am ]
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Granted, but prices keep on rising.

I wish video game characters were real (the good guys).

Author:  Arjay [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:22 pm ]
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granted, but then half of them turned evil because they got bored.
I wish that i had a robot slave

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:18 pm ]
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Granted, but your robot started The Robot Revolution!

I wish we all lived in a Pokemon world.

Author:  darkwolf225 [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:59 pm ]
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granted but the pokemon turn evil and rebel
I wish I could win any argument

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