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Author:  Kyuunado [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:12 am ]
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Granted, it's broken.
I wish I could summon Anubites/kitsunes

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:19 am ]
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Granted but you can't control them after your summons and they wreak havoc on Earth.

I wish for some aviator shades.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:23 am ]
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granted , which will explode if you ever try to make a pun
I wish for an everlasting bottle of orange soda !

Author:  Crystalwind [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:25 am ]
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Granted. It's a bottle of everlasting baking soda dyed orange.

I wish that I had a bottle of everlasting baking soda dyed orange. That might be pretty useful.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 1:46 am ]
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Granted. Now, if only you could find that bottle opener. :P

I wish I had Crystalwind's bottle opener. :twisted:

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Mon May 20, 2013 4:28 am ]
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granted , but now thanks to an epic space-time paradox , the bottle of baking soda is now mine ! (what am I gonna do with this ? Making combustible soda ?)
I wish for candy to rain down all over the world , 3 days and 3 nights straight :lol:

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 7:16 am ]
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Granted. But the world implodes from the excess energy produced by 7 billion people on a sugar high.

I wish to be a prince.

Author:  lasthunter [ Mon May 20, 2013 7:32 am ]
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granted...but your evil and your people decide to "bring about a new age" (off go's your head)

i wish i was a jar of mayo.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Mon May 20, 2013 7:56 am ]
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well that's an....erm...interesting wish :?:.:?: *snap my finger*
Now i shall pour all the mayo out , fill you with dirt , and put a heart into it , mwhahahaha !....wonder what Jack's doing
I wish I was on the Black Pearl

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:03 am ]
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Granted. You get to help row it. :twisted:

I wish I was an otter.

Author:  Argent [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:16 am ]
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Granted, I can't find it in my heart to corrupt that.

Bartender, I'll have what the bunny's otter's having.

Author:  lasthunter [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:23 am ]
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granted....you are doomed to repeat your last post....

i wish for a jar of dirt!

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:32 am ]
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you got a jar of diiirt , you got a jar of diiiirt.....nothing inside it though
I wish I have the key to open Davy Jones' chest !

Author:  lasthunter [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:35 am ]
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granted.....but inside the chest is a note with IOU written on the front.

i wish i had a cuddle fish.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:55 am ]
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Granted. But he hugs you so tightly that you turn blue.

I wish for an otter thing to wish for.

serence ice fox Wrote:
granted , which will explode if you ever try to make a pun



*explodes*

Author:  lasthunter [ Mon May 20, 2013 8:59 am ]
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umm.....err....ummm....ok....ummmm.....errr.....make a wish??? but ummm.....errrr...granted? you get a otter fursuit.....

i wish i could understand hlaoroo's wish.....

Author:  VEB152 [ Mon May 20, 2013 9:19 am ]
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Granted, but you are asked not to explain it to anyone else.

I wish for another otter

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 9:47 am ]
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Granted. But it crashes into your other otter and they both sink.

I wish for a kitchen sink.

Author:  lasthunter [ Mon May 20, 2013 11:35 am ]
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granted....but it has a large hole on the side.....

i wish for a candy bar.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 11:57 am ]
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Granted but it's melted and makes you sick.

I wish for a large barrel.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Mon May 20, 2013 4:53 pm ]
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granted , have fun falling down the waterfall <3
I wish for a shooting star

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon May 20, 2013 9:49 pm ]
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Granted. It shoots you.

I wish for more hours in the day.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Mon May 20, 2013 9:59 pm ]
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granted , now you have 23 hours of daylight
I wish for a mermaid tear

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 2:04 am ]
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Granted. But you get the rest of the mermaid with it and you have to work out somewhere to keep her.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 3:28 am ]
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granted , enjoy your beautiful dream of wishes coming true , sunshine , beautiful landscape , and a romantic time with the girl/guy of your dream, and it will not end suddenly , but will be slow and gently , so that even after you wake up and realized it was all just a dream , you still happy and that dream will be an experience you'll never forget.
the payment ? your ability to fall asleep for the next 2 months , but your body and mind still get tired like normal people though :twisted:
I wish for the fountain of youth

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 3:43 am ]
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:o That's pure evil! :lol:

Granted. But I've reversed the pump so that instead of making you younger it makes you older.

I wish I hadn't made that last wish! :lol:

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 4:04 am ]
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(why thank you , that's very nice of you to say so <3 )
granted , your last wish never did come true , so there's no reason for you to make this one , but if you don't make this one then that one did come true....YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF STUCK IN A TIME PARADOX !
and I didn't even have to do a thing *high-five with solaris/the god of time paradox*

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 4:06 am ]
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
So what's your wish?

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 4:08 am ]
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I wish I remembered to put my own wish in my last post *facepaw*

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 4:28 am ]
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Granted. But in doing so you don't make that wish so you forget to post your wish again so you make that wish again so you get stuck in a time paradox/time loop too! :twisted:

I wish for my very own pet black hole.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 4:39 am ]
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you....you used my move against me ?! :shock:
granted ! now the whole world , including you , will be sucked in , and it's all your fault ! run away ! black hole on the loo-*poof*
I wish dor a light so i can see the inside of the black hole

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 5:04 am ]
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Yep. I'm a fast learner. :P :twisted:

Granted. :shock: Why, hello, all the monsters which have been sucked into the black hole with me. I didn't see you there.

I wish to have control over all those monsters. :twisted:

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 8:24 am ]
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granted , now keep that controlling spell up , the moment you lose concentrate they'll break out and eat ya ! bye !*open a portal and go somewhere else*
aw man ! I wish the magic compass I dropped inside that black hole would come back to me

Author:  ShadowLightning [ Tue May 21, 2013 8:29 am ]
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Granted. The magic compass comes flying out of the black hole, hitting you hard on the head, knocking you unconscious. While out cold, I take the magic compass. Thanks!

I wish I knew what this magic compass does.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 8:36 am ]
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( 0.o that's like being hit by a metal meteor )
granted , it's the compass that will point toward what is it that your heart truly desires , the thing is , that's not what you think you want at the moment , so it's utterly useless :lol:
I wish for a golden apple !

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 8:39 am ]
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Granted. TOo bad you can't use it.

I wish I followed serence ice fox out of that portal.

Author:  Serence Frostbite [ Tue May 21, 2013 8:42 am ]
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granted , remember that flying compass ? :twisted: *bonk*
I wish I have a rabbit for my next meal :mrgreen:

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue May 21, 2013 9:11 am ]
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Granted. But it's a chocolate Easter rabbit and it poisons you. :twisted:

I wish I was wearing a helmet when I followed serence.

Author:  VEB152 [ Tue May 21, 2013 10:10 am ]
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Granted, but the helmet decides it doesn't want to follow the ice fox and falls off your head halfway through the fall.

I wish to go to the Moon and back

Author:  Balto the best [ Tue May 21, 2013 10:18 am ]
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Granted. But your ship runs out of fuel and you are stuck in space.

I wish i could be James Bond

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