Housepets!

Granted, it's broken.
I wish I could summon Anubites/kitsunes

Granted but you can't control them after your summons and they wreak havoc on Earth.

I wish for some aviator shades.

granted , which will explode if you ever try to make a pun
I wish for an everlasting bottle of orange soda !

Granted. It's a bottle of everlasting baking soda dyed orange.

I wish that I had a bottle of everlasting baking soda dyed orange. That might be pretty useful.

Granted. Now, if only you could find that bottle opener.

I wish I had Crystalwind's bottle opener.

granted , but now thanks to an epic space-time paradox , the bottle of baking soda is now mine ! (what am I gonna do with this ? Making combustible soda ?)
I wish for candy to rain down all over the world , 3 days and 3 nights straight

Granted. But the world implodes from the excess energy produced by 7 billion people on a sugar high.

I wish to be a prince.

granted...but your evil and your people decide to "bring about a new age" (off go's your head)

i wish i was a jar of mayo.

well that's an....erm...interesting wish . *snap my finger*
Now i shall pour all the mayo out , fill you with dirt , and put a heart into it , mwhahahaha !....wonder what Jack's doing
I wish I was on the Black Pearl

Granted. You get to help row it.

I wish I was an otter.

Granted, I can't find it in my heart to corrupt that.

Bartender, I'll have what the bunny's otter's having.

granted....you are doomed to repeat your last post....

i wish for a jar of dirt!

you got a jar of diiirt , you got a jar of diiiirt.....nothing inside it though
I wish I have the key to open Davy Jones' chest !

granted.....but inside the chest is a note with IOU written on the front.

i wish i had a cuddle fish.

Granted. But he hugs you so tightly that you turn blue.

I wish for an otter thing to wish for.

serence ice fox wrote:granted , which will explode if you ever try to make a pun

*explodes*

umm.....err....ummm....ok....ummmm.....errr.....make a wish??? but ummm.....errrr...granted? you get a otter fursuit.....

i wish i could understand hlaoroo's wish.....

Granted, but you are asked not to explain it to anyone else.

I wish for another otter

Granted. But it crashes into your other otter and they both sink.

I wish for a kitchen sink.

granted....but it has a large hole on the side.....

i wish for a candy bar.

Granted but it's melted and makes you sick.

I wish for a large barrel.

granted , have fun falling down the waterfall <3
I wish for a shooting star

Granted. It shoots you.

I wish for more hours in the day.

granted , now you have 23 hours of daylight
I wish for a mermaid tear

Granted. But you get the rest of the mermaid with it and you have to work out somewhere to keep her.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

granted , enjoy your beautiful dream of wishes coming true , sunshine , beautiful landscape , and a romantic time with the girl/guy of your dream, and it will not end suddenly , but will be slow and gently , so that even after you wake up and realized it was all just a dream , you still happy and that dream will be an experience you'll never forget.
the payment ? your ability to fall asleep for the next 2 months , but your body and mind still get tired like normal people though
I wish for the fountain of youth

That's pure evil!

Granted. But I've reversed the pump so that instead of making you younger it makes you older.

I wish I hadn't made that last wish!

(why thank you , that's very nice of you to say so <3 )
granted , your last wish never did come true , so there's no reason for you to make this one , but if you don't make this one then that one did come true....YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF STUCK IN A TIME PARADOX !
and I didn't even have to do a thing *high-five with solaris/the god of time paradox*

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
So what's your wish?

I wish I remembered to put my own wish in my last post *facepaw*

Granted. But in doing so you don't make that wish so you forget to post your wish again so you make that wish again so you get stuck in a time paradox/time loop too!

I wish for my very own pet black hole.

you....you used my move against me ?!
granted ! now the whole world , including you , will be sucked in , and it's all your fault ! run away ! black hole on the loo-*poof*
I wish dor a light so i can see the inside of the black hole

Yep. I'm a fast learner.

Granted. Why, hello, all the monsters which have been sucked into the black hole with me. I didn't see you there.

I wish to have control over all those monsters.

granted , now keep that controlling spell up , the moment you lose concentrate they'll break out and eat ya ! bye !*open a portal and go somewhere else*
aw man ! I wish the magic compass I dropped inside that black hole would come back to me

Granted. The magic compass comes flying out of the black hole, hitting you hard on the head, knocking you unconscious. While out cold, I take the magic compass. Thanks!

I wish I knew what this magic compass does.

( 0.o that's like being hit by a metal meteor )
granted , it's the compass that will point toward what is it that your heart truly desires , the thing is , that's not what you think you want at the moment , so it's utterly useless
I wish for a golden apple !

Granted. TOo bad you can't use it.

I wish I followed serence ice fox out of that portal.

granted , remember that flying compass ? *bonk*
I wish I have a rabbit for my next meal

Granted. But it's a chocolate Easter rabbit and it poisons you.

I wish I was wearing a helmet when I followed serence.

Granted, but the helmet decides it doesn't want to follow the ice fox and falls off your head halfway through the fall.

I wish to go to the Moon and back

Granted. But your ship runs out of fuel and you are stuck in space.

I wish i could be James Bond